Greentext thread but you write only one sentence - continue what the Kiwi above you said

[Wraith]

>They immediately shoot my dogs, plant Colombian cocaine in my kitchen not knowing I have hidden cameras and steal all my chocolate laxative donuts personally made by Rachel Ray

 

[PootisMan]

>Aliens start to invade

 

[Officer Eradicate]

>they came to take our jobs!

 

[spergetti & NEETballs]

>But I know I'll be okay, because I've got my secret weapon:

 

[PootisMan]

>But I know I'll be okay, because I've got my secret weapon:

You forgot the green text color.

 

[Officer Eradicate]

>BILL O'REILLY

 

[Beardless Lenin]

>Master of the tides

 

[Brain.exe]

>The aliens are approaching

 

[Officer Eradicate]

>my dick is hardening

 

[Crankenstein]

>And the throbbing was immense

 

[Nut-Roaster the 2nd]

>I was harder than fucking diamonds

 

[Officer Eradicate]

>The aliens look in horror

 

[Michellandin']

>I return to Jesus to reform my life

 

[Nut-Roaster the 2nd]

>A cross sprang from my loins.

 

[Wraith]

>was I in a disney movie with non-too subtle bigotry in it

 

[No0neKnows]

>-ACK!!

 

[Nut-Roaster the 2nd]

>I desperately tried to hide my stiffening shame

 

[Grub]

>luckily it is small and easy to conceal

 

[Carlos Thin]

>t. retards

 

[Doctor Placebo]

>Then Mickey brought in the children