Greentext thread but you write only one sentence - continue what the Kiwi above you said

[Monika H.]

>He goofies Minnies au-yuck

 

[Officer Eradicate]

>Donald comes out of nowhere

 

[Witthel]

>And says "You're fired".

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

>I shuffle my deck of Uno cards and pull the first one off the top, showing it to Donald

 

[Officer Eradicate]

>it's 2

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

>there are suddenly 2 Donalds

 

[Pissmaster]

>2 Donalds, and I have but one anus

 

[737 MAX Stan Account]

>The Donalds point out you have more than one orifice.

 

[Bone Juice]

>They fuck you in both

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

>I appreciate the fact I didn't draw a 9

 

[Bone Juice]

>gang bang is best tho

 

[Officer Eradicate]

>One Donald fucking dies

 

[Cedric_Eff]

>Then Rocket Raccoon comes in and starts yelling at my penis.

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

>I pick up the dead Donald by the feet and smack Rocket in the head with the corpse

 

[Bone Juice]

>I filmed the whole thing and upload it to pornhub

 

[Witthel]

>I then use the ad revenue to open up a bakery.

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

>The bakery does surprisingly well

 

[Officer Eradicate]

> an explosion is heard in the distance

 

[Bone Juice]

>A terrorist group is bombing a bank

 

[Witthel]

>I then grab my dildo-shooting canon and proceed to drive to the bank.