Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)

[mindlessobserver]

Best not to look like you're jumping at technicalities and demanding a dismissal at every point against a poor little pro se gnat. I think he's got the right order of escalation, to let the court choose how annoyed it is with Russel: order advancement of the case, order a conference to force compliance (and making the delaying plaintiff pay for it), then maybe order a dismissal.

Yes, it's standard. You save the big ask for last or the out their legal theory. Conversely you always open with your most solid demand so that the reader (like the judge) isn't immediately rolling their eyes.

In this case that would be the court just ordering Russel to do his job as the plaintiff. If they did that FIRST and then dismissed for failure to prosecute then Russ would be far less likely to win another appeal.

Still holding out hope for the digital scheduling conference where Russ will have to appear on a zoom call for us all to watch.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

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And the terror of Russ ends, not with a bang, but with a trail of slime back to his lair, where late at night sobbing fills the air.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

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Russ in a duel

Or this:

 

[jerkstore]

i have been very unfortunately absent from following this, and only just got caught up from beginning of february, but i am extremely impressed with Hardin and his refusal to let russell slide for even a moment. THIS is what should stop russell from all of his insane lawsuits. the courts won’t do it, but he is finally up against a lawyer who will not just dismiss him, but actively explain why every bit of his filings are either incorrect, unnecessary, or by all means invalid. bravo, Hardin, worth EVERY penny. won’t even give russell a centimeter.

edit: thank you as always @Useful_Mistake for your diligent updates and providing the documents and insight. bravo!

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

like a turkey in the rain.

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Men in dresses with jawlines like a pelican threatening Isp's wives.
Ragepig gunts rippling as they truffle-hunt in a retarded child's arsehole.
All of these moments won't be lost, like turkeys in the rain.
Kiwifarms mustn't die. . ."

 

[Mind Goblins]

i am extremely impressed with Hardin and his refusal to let russell slide for even a moment.

I had really hoped that the AGT lawyers were going to be The Ones, especially when they gave the court that history of Russ's antics, but it seems like they weren't interested in pushing things any further than they had to to get him out of their hair for the time. Having that legwork done for Hardin to reference though? Chef's kiss. Here's hoping that this case being against a person (and a website) instead of against a large corporation means more drastic measures can be taken in muzzling the clearly vexatious pro-se litigant.

 

[DumbDude43]

that dueling comment of his is extra funny now that taylor swift has this football champion boyfriend
>Height: 6 ft 5 in (1.96 m)
>Weight: 250 lb (113 kg)

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

Russ in a duel

C'mon now, we all know Russ can't spit after vomiting

 

[RodgerDodger]

And the terror of Russ ends, not with a bang, but with a trail of slime back to his lair, where late at night sobbing fills the air.

Oh like its ever that easy?

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Oh like its ever that easy?

I doubt Null would call this whole adventure "easy". Remember, his ass is the one on the line here.

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

that dueling comment of his is extra funny now that taylor swift has this football champion boyfriend
>Height: 6 ft 5 in (1.96 m)
>Weight: 250 lb (113 kg)

I'd pay to see Travis suplex Russ.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Which is amusing because Russ says shit like this:
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Isn’t it illegal to sue people just to cause them aggravation, as opposed to because you really think you have damages?

 

[Pee Cola]

Using the war chest to extract sanctions (at a loss) is still money well spent from a deterrence perspective.

Successfully making an example of Russhole would send a strong message to those who choose to drag Null and Lolcow LLC into frivolous lawsuits.

If doing this means some of us Farmers need to throw more money into the Litigation Fund, so be it. I know I'd be happy to throw money at a suit against Russ, if only to teach that gimpy faced fucknugget a lesson he should've been taught decades ago.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I know I'd be happy to throw money at a suit against Russ, if only to teach that gimpy faced fucknugget a lesson he should've been taught decades ago.

Some people in Russ's thread have asked that, if Null wins a lawsuit against Russ, to take some of Russ' artifacts (like his red suit and keytar) and then auction them off to Kiwi Farms users.

 

[StinkySnack]

Some people in Russ's thread have asked that, if Null wins a lawsuit against Russ, to take some of Russ' artifacts (like his red suit and keytar) and then auction them off to Kiwi Farms users.

Who would want that filth in their house? I would not touch anything that Russell has worn on his body or around his neck. I wouldn’t even want to sit in a chair that he’s previously sat in.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Who would want that filth in their house? I would not touch anything that Russell has worn on his body or around his neck. I wouldn’t even want to sit in a chair that he’s previously sat in.

The same people who bought stuff from Chris-Chan.

 

[StinkySnack]

The same people who bought stuff from Chris-Chan.

There’s a lotta sick people in this world.

 

[Mind Goblins]

I would not touch anything that Russell has worn on his body or around his neck.

The way you phrased that makes me wonder if some Magi-chan equivalent demon resides in the keytar. If someone wore the Sonichu medallion while jamming on Russ's keytar, would the demons wage war and kill the host, or would the host's power multiply?

But yes, the topic of a transfer of assets has come up as an alternative to monetary awards. I still think it would be hilarious if Null won the IP rights to Russ's book. We'd never get sued for it again, and Null could sell annotated copies in the merch shop. It'd be like a study bible, with footnotes every five or six words explaining what the fuck the author meant by that.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

If someone wore the Sonichu medallion while jamming on Russ's keytar, would the demons wage war and kill the host, or would the host's power multiply?

Oh man. Imagine if the demons joined forces and Nick Rekieta decided to randomly sue people he has beef with while pissfaced drunk. He's already just a stone toss away from where Russ stands as a person, he's a terminal coomer obsessed with whores, spends most of his time seething and babbling incoherently, and has a questionable law background.

 

[DumbDude43]

Who would want that filth in their house? I would not touch anything that Russell has worn on his body or around his neck. I wouldn’t even want to sit in a chair that he’s previously sat in.

there's a market for lolcow relics and artifacts
sonichu art made by chris himself, silver coins from null, russell queers very own keytar, etc. i bet some crazy fucks out there would even pay to own nick rekeitas original balldo if it was up for grabs, or the infamous man-purse that ethan ralph lost to the robbery in portugal.