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- Nov 14, 2012
Today is October 22nd, 2023 and the Kiwi Farms has plagued the Internet for over ten years. In that time, the nature of the website has changed, as has the Internet, as has the climate of the entire world. It used to be easy to find a weirdo on the Internet and enjoy their DeviantArt gallery of furries transforming into vehicles and eating entire families as a sentient SUV voremonster. At some point, this became normal for some reason, and everyone has lost their fucking mind.
In a time without activist purpose to cling to, the fertile minds of young people have created boogeymen to fight against. They envision a world where everyone is brown, kebabs and tacos can be ordered on DoorDash with food stamps and delivered by public transit in every American city, and gender in video games is now a slider. They have opened the forums of Twitter and YouTube, throwing money at bearded men cosplaying as Trotsky yelling at each other to earn their audience's love and (more importantly) financial support -- all while the elite technocrats scrape 33% off the top with exploited H1-B visa labor.
Those slow to adopt this new normal have been desperate for brave men to come and save them from these wretched modern times (without them needing to do anything themselves). And indeed, many heroes answered this call of duty, with only one simple request: Subscribe to my Patreon and buy my shit. Now the scaffolding for the parallel economy is going up. Video streaming, legal commentary, comic books, coffee, and even wet wipes -- available to you without supporting those evil wokesters.
Both sides face the same problem: a limited audience. Between all these modern day titans duking it out, there is a finite supply of other people's money to take. These "teams" mostly battle against themselves, attempting to score more purity points with their partisan supporter base. Each round, they all place reputation into a pot and play their hands. At the end of it, one person comes out on top at the others' expense, without a single real point getting made and without a single heart or mind getting changed.
Today is October 22nd, 2023 and you are in the Grift Wars.
I will be moving all content which fits this description to the board soon. This will archive Weeb Wars and deprecate Nick Fuentes's and Ethan Ralph's board.
A thread for this board is along these lines:
In a time without activist purpose to cling to, the fertile minds of young people have created boogeymen to fight against. They envision a world where everyone is brown, kebabs and tacos can be ordered on DoorDash with food stamps and delivered by public transit in every American city, and gender in video games is now a slider. They have opened the forums of Twitter and YouTube, throwing money at bearded men cosplaying as Trotsky yelling at each other to earn their audience's love and (more importantly) financial support -- all while the elite technocrats scrape 33% off the top with exploited H1-B visa labor.
Those slow to adopt this new normal have been desperate for brave men to come and save them from these wretched modern times (without them needing to do anything themselves). And indeed, many heroes answered this call of duty, with only one simple request: Subscribe to my Patreon and buy my shit. Now the scaffolding for the parallel economy is going up. Video streaming, legal commentary, comic books, coffee, and even wet wipes -- available to you without supporting those evil wokesters.
Both sides face the same problem: a limited audience. Between all these modern day titans duking it out, there is a finite supply of other people's money to take. These "teams" mostly battle against themselves, attempting to score more purity points with their partisan supporter base. Each round, they all place reputation into a pot and play their hands. At the end of it, one person comes out on top at the others' expense, without a single real point getting made and without a single heart or mind getting changed.
Today is October 22nd, 2023 and you are in the Grift Wars.
I will be moving all content which fits this description to the board soon. This will archive Weeb Wars and deprecate Nick Fuentes's and Ethan Ralph's board.
A thread for this board is along these lines:
- Is an online content creator.
- Is very involved in 'culture war' content.
- Is a guest on other shows to promote themselves and yell at people.
- Is primarily funded through their online content.
- Is not a real activist, and any activism is incidental to their content, not the other way around.
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