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millais said:
Makes it less likely that DSP subforum will be folded into this one.
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It could still realistically be folded into either Internet Famous or even Internet Tough Guys. Still, this is a good solution for the other threads.
 
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Stuttering John? He started out as a Dollar Tree "ORANGE MAN BAD" grifter. The twist with StutJo is that those who milk him for content have done far better financially by grifting the grifter, which in turn leads to StutJo lashing out, which in turn leads to more StutJo grifters joining the Dabbleverse (which is like The Sector, only less toxic but more retarded).

As an added bonus, the most successful of these - Karl Hamburger from WATP - is a Dick orbiter and pedo apologist (he's friends with Vito the Pedo and Anthony Cumia). He's well on his way to becoming a lolcow himself. Even dormant lolcows like Internet Tough Guy Phil Elmore have hopped into the Dabbleverse to try and extract a few shekels from the Dabblers... surprisingly, the Dabbleverse has a couple of whales who hand out YouTube channel memberships and super chats like candy.
Mr. Manchester said:
Hard to say, Lou is more of a beggar than he is a grifter. Grifters promise the world to their dentheads, Lou just says he's sad and needs a new tablet.
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Based on this criteria, StutJo is a beggar. That just makes the Dabbleverse grifters look even more dubious, as grifting off a beggar is kinda like grabbing a homeless person's collection tin and running down the street with it. In this case, the thief is being cheered on by onlookers. Sure, the onlookers know said hypothetical homeless person is an asshole who ended up on the streets because he deserves it, but it's still a bit weird.
 
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Lidl Drip said:
I am not ready for the golden era of Gunt to be over (:_(
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New eras require new challenges and bring new opportunities, he was king of the sektur, now he has a shot at Emperor of griftkind.

My nominations for the board are as follows, if a bit obvious:
1. Daddy Gem
2. Donald J. Trump
3. Tim Pool
4. Jordan "The Benzo Machine" Peterson
5. Laura "Dirty Bloomer" Loomer
6. Andrew Tate
7. Bent Shartpiro
8. Elon Musk (not sure if his thread ever got off the ground)
9. Mad At The Internet, because that fucker keeps using that money to buy hollandaise pizza

There's more off the top of my head I could suggest that would fit in this board but they're BP threads (think shoeonhead) so it's iffy if you'd want to move them about, it could potentially kill/shit them up.

Late edit : I would like to add that in the future, distinguishing where/what kind of group the grifters come from by using thread tags might be helpful, like having AF/CATBOY, SEKTUR, BREADTUBE etc.
 
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Sprate Header said:
Tipster, Mauler / EFAP, ComicsGate, ShortFatOtaku, Kraut, Jarbo, Drexel (due to proximity to Rekieta), Vito, ROTC / Mersh, Ian Miles Cheong, and Quarter Pounder could all fit here.
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I really should make a thread on the Goyim Defense League like you said a while ago because they fit right in with these folks.
 
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Not sure what your plans are for catboy forum so sorry if I’m stating the obvious for some of these but I hope to see these threads come over here
  • RPGTV
  • Beardson
  • Based Brandt — doesn’t really have an OP but there are a few of us who have fun with the gossip around him so I would really hope to preserve this thread :)
  • AF/Groypers - it’s more of a communtiy watch thread but I think it fits here — or could combine some of the smaller AF threads such as the Based Brandt one into the larger AF/Groypers thread
  • Andrew Anglin
  • Anthony Cumia
I’m excited for the new era
 
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The Chapo Trap House thread probably belongs here. Their subreddit that the thread was made for no longer exists but they still do. And if the mandate of this board is ‘E-celebs that peddle politics for patreon money’ then they certainly fit the bill.
Failing that, it should go to Internet Famous, as it doesn't make much sense to leave in Community Watch anymore.
 
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Kalsarinännit said:
Is Ben a "grifter?" I agree he fits the political vibe here, but does he beg/talk about patreon like the other grifters? Isn't he more running some kind of quasi-news org?
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I mean I guess? I'm going more off creators that engage in 'youtube politics' in general and are e-daddies to midwit losers in particular; regardless of funding happening through patreon beg-a-thons or slightly more refined systems.
 
Another nomination of mine of Night Nation Review

He’s part of the podcast race and claims he’s saving the White race while grifting for Pennies. Seems rife for lolcow material

I’ve said this previously Theodore Feaser the Bald is another lolcow that belongs in this board. He claims he’s a dissident right streamer and a pro-White guy but he’s an unemployed 35 year old grifter who fucked a gook & rages endlessly about Kiwi Farms & gay Disney toys. He also grifted for a year and a half claiming he was waging a war to save the right wing
 
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