Grifting the Right

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I don't know about a podcast, but if you can sell 2nd Amendment coffee, then you're golden.
Tried and failed (and I assume you saw that video.)

You can't get too obvious with it. But if you're just a good ol' country boy from a rural town making a box of chocolates and also it's all white chocolate they'll know.
 
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Present yourself as the ultimate based dude, and start a podcast on how everyone else isn’t as based for various reasons. If people start giving any valid criticism, just insult their physiognomy. Call other Republicans cuckholds regularly while praising Democrats as well. If anyone later asks you to put your money where your mouth is and run for public office, only promise that when you reach 10 million subscribers (that is unlikely, so you’ll never have to actually follow through). Don’t forget to shill some protein powder, mugs, t-shirts, and water filters.
 
You need to start a movement.
If you're looking for a name then maybe you can pick a letter from the alphabet?
Q is already taken and personally I also wouldn't recommend the letter Z too as it will scare pro-Ukraine people away. That might be 50% of your audience.

Next you need to make posts as in pics related. In the beginning it might be a bit difficult to find some inspiration but I'm sure that half a bottle of your
favorite strong drink will help and before you know it you spray-post stuff like this.

Once that gets going you start to sell merchandize. Flags, mugs, underwear, coffee, sweets, t-shirts, ...

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If someone questions you or your movement then you answer something like: "Sure Moshe, how much did your handlers/mossad/cia/fbi pay you to post this"
 
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So basically, just rip on trannies and the current news? then say, If you want to fight the transgender tyranny, give me 5 bucks a month
Look at the intersection between popular culture and 'wokeness', network with other grifters like critical drinker, there's a large market there.
 
Look at the intersection between popular culture and 'wokeness', network with other grifters like critical drinker, there's a large market there.
good idea then after i get famous doing that and get deplatformed i will make my video how i fell down the alt right pipline than right a book racism and the internet then after i lose my fame im gonna comeback as a reformed conservative who is all for LGBT unless its under 18 and start selling fish oil
 
You can take literally any successful product and make piles of cash with a "based" knockoff that owns the libs, preferably with veterans as business partners so you can use camo designs on the packaging. Conservative cell phones. Conservative coffee. Conservative gun accessories. The rubes love handing their money over to these grifters because it combines consooomerism with impotent fantasies about making pinkhairs screech with rage.
 
Gotta be careful here to choose your audience based on maximal profits. Right wingers have lots of money (as a group) but they're scrimping and saving everything they can (as individuals) for the impending apocalypse caused by gay baby trannies and the return of satan or whatever. On the other hand, lefties have no money but they'll hand it over trivially if you wave a rainbow flag or get in their face about misusing pronouns (easy wins). Also, the future is gay, bright, and heckin valid so suck the girldick 'phobes. Buy my mixtape and support my patreon.
There is a living to be made grifting in either of these spheres, although it's a pretty crowded market already (in both cases).
 
Sounds like a semi-viable strategy, but here's an additional strategy that is the logical conclusion of the OP.

Set up two grifting podcasts using the tactics outlined in this thread, and have them constantly get in retarded drama with each other for views. Just make sure to not leave enough of a paper trail to have random autists linking them together. One of your podcasts can be a troon, so nobody will be suspicious of you using a voice changer. The other can sell "based" versions of common products to make more money. They can then fight each other and each one of them can sperg about how the other's sole presence is an anonymous holding corporation. They should denounce the other's arguments as unfounded lies and manipulation despite it being true in both cases. This can continue until you have an obscene amount of money, at which point you can reveal the ruse and go down in history as the most based individual ever, by grifting every politisperg at the same time.

You could extend this to an arbitrary number of parties, but it would require greater amounts of both skill and effort in a quadratic manner. Eventually, you will need miles of notes for the distinct typing styles and personalities of all your identities, 16 hours a day reviewing Xeets generated by your custom machine learning politisperging generator, a loyal assistant for full 24/7 coverage, excellent voice acting skills and distinct audio hardware setups for all of your various podcasts, a few square parsecs of corkboard for who hates who for what reason, a private jet for flying to random places and taking pictures of assorted landmarks as your different identities, and maybe some CGI/VFX knowledge for special occasions.

Conclusion: High effort, high reward way of doing... something? If you want to make money easily, maybe try something else.
 
Grifting the right, women edition:
  • Dye your hair blonde
  • Wear dresses or just dress feminine often, but do it in a way to cater to people’s fetishes
  • Get a gun collection and make videos of yourself shooting guns at ranges
  • Show off your baking and cooking skills, saying that all women should do it for men
  • Whenever someone brings feminism up, respond by saying we’re in a male loneliness epidemic and that men’s mental health matters more
  • Generally just affirm incel talking points to get lots of simps
  • Say how you’re not like modern women because you respect men, and that women that aren’t like you are why society is crumbling
  • Sell t-shirts, mugs, coffee, tea, pins, etc. to get a steady stream of cash
  • Try to get interviewed by Tucker Carlson, Alex Jones, Stephen Crowder, etc. to get more exposure
  • Become notable for saying “women shouldn’t be in the workforce” while making a career off of eager simps, with said simps not even noticing the irony
  • Present yourself as single, even if you’re in a relationship or married, so simps think they have a chance with you (essentially like what K-pop contracts are like)
  • If you’ve had a less than trad past, such as a history of making nude pictures and sending them to men you’re dating, say that you’re reformed or never bring it up at all
  • If you’ve had a history of being a hardcore democrat in the past, say that you’ve changed and that you are the ultimate conservative (purity test everyone in the political sphere with said people regularly not meeting your ever changing standards of “based”)
Tl; dr pretty much what Shoe0nHead did, as well as Lauren Southern
 
How to grift the right:

- Declare yourself a free speech absolutist except for when taboo topics come up.
- Tell the truth about gender differences.
- Support LGB unwaveringly but push back a little bit on the T.
- Support capitalism.
- Celebrate environmental destruction to own the libs.
- Complain about illegal immigration; support legal demographic change.
- Talk about how much you like Thomas Sowell to prove you're definitely not racist.
- Hint that you might know something about race but never actually say it.
- Inform your audience that Democrats are the real racists.
- NEVER name the Jew. Only blame Leftists, Marxists and Muslims.
 
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Grifting the right, women edition:
  • Dye your hair blonde
  • Wear dresses or just dress feminine often, but do it in a way to cater to people’s fetishes
  • Get a gun collection and make videos of yourself shooting guns at ranges
  • Show off your baking and cooking skills, saying that all women should do it for men
  • Whenever someone brings feminism up, respond by saying we’re in a male loneliness epidemic and that men’s mental health matters more
  • Generally just affirm incel talking points to get lots of simps
  • Say how you’re not like modern women because you respect men, and that women that aren’t like you are why society is crumbling
  • Sell t-shirts, mugs, coffee, tea, pins, etc. to get a steady stream of cash
  • Try to get interviewed by Tucker Carlson, Alex Jones, Stephen Crowder, etc. to get more exposure
  • Become notable for saying “women shouldn’t be in the workforce” while making a career off of eager simps, with said simps not even noticing the irony
  • Present yourself as single, even if you’re in a relationship or married, so simps think they have a chance with you (essentially like what K-pop contracts are like)
  • If you’ve had a less than trad past, such as a history of making nude pictures and sending them to men you’re dating, say that you’re reformed or never bring it up at all
  • If you’ve had a history of being a hardcore democrat in the past, say that you’ve changed and that you are the ultimate conservative (purity test everyone in the political sphere with said people regularly not meeting your ever changing standards of “based”)
Tl; dr pretty much what Shoe0nHead did, as well as Lauren Southern
basically brittney venti without the blonde hair nailed it
 
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