Celebrity Grimes / Claire Elise Boucher - The once indie darling, ex of Elon Musk, smells like a roll of nickels

[Product Placement]

Is don't stick dick in crazy still a rule if the dude is also bat shit crazy?

 

[Sarcastic sockpuppet]

All the sperging about Grimes not being pretty enough for Elon is misguided, not only because even if she was unattractive, there's no accounting for taste, but she is suspiciously skinny and young next to him which fits the physical requirement of a rich's man trophy wife. And finally he married Talulah Riley, an actress who looks very similar to Grimes, not once but twice. Believe it or not, that's just his type.



Talulah is clearly smarter than Grimes though, she married him and got the bag in the divorces, rather than making kids with him without a marriage contract and letting herself being tormented by him indeifnitly.

 

[Otterly]

Having just finished up a 13 week side gig at a behavioral health clinic

I bet that was fun. Do we have a BPD or cluster B thread where you can expand (in a confidential and retracted and anonymised way ofc…)

Part of me thinks Elon is missing out on what is some of the best parts of his children's lives. When they're actual kids, before becoming adolescents, is a special time. It's brief, it's unique for every child, and once it's passed you never get it again.

This is what gets me. I have kids. My greatest wish is that I could have enough cash to not work and be a housewife so I could spend as much time with them as I can, and they want that too. They’re only young for such a short time.
I am merely a poor working class pleb, but if I was a billionaire I’d be spending as much time as I could with them. Regardless of whatever obsessive and fun side projects, businesses, or drives to get humanity to the stars I was doing. That’s stuffs important but kids are more.
Being adored is dangerous, nobody ever tells you the truth, nobody tells you ‘no.’ I’ve worked with enough regular people who’ve never been told no in their lives, and it’s made me think a lot about how to bring up kids who are not cluster b nightmares that end up in your clinic… you need reality checks and people who will tell you if you’re doing something dumb, misguided or simply be honest with you. I wonder if you can be that rich and powerful and have that? You probably can’t trust anyone, it must be an awfully lonely way to live regardless of money and physical comfort.

 

[dracula flow]

Also FWIW MM is a rapist who has talked openly about abusing women and has made numerous "art" nonsense pieces that revolve around abusing women. He even wrote a book where he details abusing women.

Depp decided to bring attention to abuse allegations made against him because he blames the media and not his rampant and obvious alcoholism for the loss of his acting career and dwindling finances.

They didn't just randomly get dragged because they have money. If that were the case there would be rape accusations constantly springing up against billionaires all the time.

had to register an account just to drag this dumbass comment lol

>Also FWIW MM is a rapist who has talked openly about abusing women
not true
>and has made numerous "art" nonsense pieces that revolve around abusing women
not true, what a retarded comment, would you say because Quentin Tarantino has made numerous films that revolve around murder he must be a murderer? who thinks like this lmao
>He even wrote a book where he details abusing women.
you couldn't even tell me what the name of this supposed book is but you're comfortable blabbing about it like you've read it.

Manson isn't a rapist anymore than he's a Satanist or a cannibal or an alien, he's always been an artist and a weirdo that uses his public persona to generate controversy and buzz for himself. the character of Marilyn Manson has always been the adult's Willy Wonka, about indulging inner darkness, so he channeled a lot of his relationship issues into his art at the time. he previously channeled struggles with childhood trauma, substance abuse, self-harm, and isolation into his art as well and his art was never an endorsement of any of those things.

Evan Rachel Wood is a verifiable BPD nutbag (she lovebombs, she mirrors, she gets bored, then her ex becomes the worst person in the world - you can see this pattern with every single public relationship she's ever had, this is how BPD women operate) that was friends with fellow BPD trainwreck Amber Heard, Manson got cancelled because she shacked up with another BPD whore and conartist name Ilma Gore (who is even estranged from her own family due to her antics) and got caught basically spinning ERW's past relationship with MM into a #MeToo activist grift. she was even caught forging a FBI letter about a bogus investigation into Manson. Wood is also in hot water over her custody battle over her son with another ex that is dealing with her BPD shenanigans, claiming that her son is in "constant danger" from Manson. (there's speculation the FBI letter was specifically forged so Wood could try to 'win' her custody battle, so it'll be interesting to see how that pans out)

each and every one of Manson's "accusers" is a jilted ex of some flavor that has an ax to grind with him. one of them is even an ex-employee he fired for drunk driving and crashing his car who later turned over all kinds of personal info about Manson and his social media passwords to Wood and Gore who used this stuff to fish for info about him and even stage fake e-mails sending "himself" illegal material. now she's revealed that she was pressured into joining the grift against Manson and that Wood and Gore are running a nuthouse, she's recanted all of her accusations against him because she was pressured into manufacturing them.

some of the accusers stories don't pass even the most basic scrutiny. one woman claims she was "locked in his basement" in a timeframe where if you look at her instagram she was provably partying on the other side of the world. one of the more prominent ones, Esme Bianco, was just pissed off he lied about putting her in a music video to try to sleep with her and claimed he engaged in 'sex trafficking' (because he paid for her to travel to try to sleep with her) just because of how jilted she was. her lawsuit against him is dropped and settled out of court between the insurance companies because he didn't actually rape anyone, she's just shaking him down for money and the insurance companies don't want anything to do with it. the LAPD even came out and said they have nothing on Manson and the accuser (Bianco) has credibility issues of her own.

there's a reason Danny Masterson is going to prison and Jonathan Majors has the NYC DA breathing down his neck but Manson hasn't even been arrested for anything. in the day of activist Soros funded DAs looking for big cases to kickstart their political careers you better believe if there was ANYTHING they could convict Manson on, he would be behind bars right now.

>Depp decided to bring attention to abuse allegations made against him because he blames the media and not his rampant and obvious alcoholism for the loss of his acting career and dwindling finances.
Depp got fired from the Harry Potter movie because of shit Amber Heard was saying which is why a jury unanimously ruled in his favor against her. how clueless are you?

>They didn't just randomly get dragged because they have money. If that were the case there would be rape accusations constantly springing up against billionaires all the time.
celebrities get shaken down like all the time lol, you just don't hear about them because they almost never go anywhere except for when enough gullible dipshits uncritically repeat unbacked accusations as proven fact.

anyway, sorry to interrupt this thread about an untalented nepo BPD whore to talk about the antics of another untalented nepo BPD whore. being wrong is okay, but being a smug retard while being wrong is very annoying!

 

[Malory]

Now now, don't be a meanie

Part of me thinks Elon is missing out on what is some of the best parts of his children's lives. When they're actual kids, before becoming adolescents, is a special time. It's brief, it's unique for every child, and once that time has past you never get it again.

Then I remember he likely doesn't give a fuck. Even if he wasn't all Elon-y, he's still a billionaire. They don't live in the same reality as the rest of us, no matter how well adjusted they may be.

Nigger, do you know where you are?

 

[beautiful person]

Nigger, do you know where you are?

They made an account specifically to derail a thread with a "drag" because their favorite Hollywood creepshow totally isn't as much of a creepshow as people are saying. Like, who tf cares? Lmao.

Anyway, stole some shit from Reddit.

Summary of Grimes in the new biography:

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Photo of Grimes and Musk from the biography:

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Grimes' "AI" ponders her inclusion on the Time AI cover:

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The Redditors also seem to think the user u/dalilfae is a Grimes sock.

Spoiler: Judge for yourself

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I've also noticed that, despite the r/grimezs subreddit describing itself as being the one without the simping, they kinda do simp for her when it comes to her being up against Shivon. Which is kinda funny, lol.

 

[Otterly]

Sort of like how when his first son died he made his wife go straight to IVF and produced twin sons, then two more. In his mind the problem was fixed four times over and was dumbfounded his wife was still sad over that first kid. The fact he had such trifling grief over the first son and found he was easily replaced is the same thing he’s doing now, making lots of new babies.

To play devils advocate, this could be an autist grief reaction. You know how men and women argue - she is having an emotional response and he suggests a practical solution to the problem, only what’s needed isn’t a practical solution at all, it’s to acknowledge the emotion? She gets angry and he doesn’t know why.
I would bet every male/female couple has had a smaller scale argument like this at some point.
But… You can’t practically fix that issue. The death of a child is a grief that’s overwhelming. Someone overwhelmed by the emotional aspect of processing that could go down the ‘practical fix’ route and think that providing more of ‘the type of what was lost’ could help.
Not saying that’s right, or an appropriate response, but it isn’t necessarily callous, just inappropriate emotional processing of an overwhelming event.
You could then look at the multiple children and fear of attachment to them in the same light. Get attached and face that grief again.
Wanting to practically fix an issue that has an emotional component that you simply cannot process, and then being unable to process the result you’ve created.
Both of them, grimes and musk, are out of their depth in a weird section of society that they’re in but not fully part of.

 

[Syro]

The Musk biography is out, and here's where I slug through it for all relevant Grime-tainted pages. Sorry, but this'll be another long one.

Starting in the Grimes chapter, it's revealed that Musk and Claire had already once crossed paths before they'd started to date and it was while Musk was in an elevator with then-girlfriend Amber Heard.

They had met before and, ironically, it was when Musk was in an elevator with Amber Heard. "Remember that elevator meeting?" Grimes asked during a late-night conversation I had with her and Musk. "I mean that was super weird."
"Of all the times to meet," Musk agreed. "You were staring at me very intensely."
"No," she corrected, "you were the one giving me a weird stare."

After the Roko's Basilik incident (which I've covered here), Musk invited Claire to a Tesla factory in Fremont as a date, later taking her in a Tesla for a test drive to a restaurant where he carved EM+CB on the wall and quizzed her on her knowledge of LOTR which is apparently really important to him.

After they met again through the Roko's basilisk exchange on Twitter, Musk invited her to fly up to Fremont to visit his factory, his idea of a good date. It was the end of March 2018, amid the crazed push to make five thousand cars per week. "We just walked the floor all night, and I watched him try to fix things," Grimes says. The next night, while driving her to a restaurant, he showed how fast the car accelerated, then took his hands off the wheel, covered his eyes, and let her experience Autopilot. "I was like, oh shit, this guy is fucking crazy," she says.
"The car was signaling and changing lanes by itself. It felt like a scene out of a Marvel movie." At the restaurant, he carved "EM+CB" on the wall.
When she compared his powers to those of Gandalf, he gave her a rapid-fire trivia test on Lord of the Rings. He wanted to see whether she was truly a faithful fan. She passed. "That mattered to me," Musk says.

Claire gifted Musk a box of animal bones she had collected while they both listened to history podcasts and audiobooks at Claire's behest.

As a gift, she gave him a box of animal bones she had collected. In the evenings, they listened to Dan Carlin's Hardcore History and other history podcasts and audiobooks. "The only way I could be in a serious relationship is if the person I'm dating can also listen to an hour of, like, war history before bed," she says. "Elon and I have gone through so many topics, like ancient Greece and Napoleon and the military strategies of World War One."

In May before their relationship hard-launch at the MET Gala they got together to sketch out their outfits for the event, with a Tesla design team member helping to design Claire's outfit.

In May, taking a brief break from the Tesla factory production hell, he few with her to New York to attend the Metropolitan Museum's annual gala, a glittery extravaganza featuring just-over-the-top fashion and costumes. Musk suggested ideas for her outfit, a medieval-punk black-and-white ensemble with a hard glass corset and a necklace made of spikes that resembled the Tesla logo. He even had someone from the Tesla design team help execute it. He wore a white shirt with clerical collar and a pure-white tuxedo jacket with the faint inscription novus ordo seclorum, a Latin phrase heralding a new order of the ages.

Their outfits for the ones who may have forgotten:

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Surprisingly and rather thankfully, the Azealia Banks event is immortalized in the biography. Unfortunately Azealia was not available for comment so we have none of her commentary.
But it does tell us that Claire brought drama that Musk loved into his life, was demanding and distrustful of Musk's house staff and had a rocky relationship with Musk's mother, Maye.

Despite wanting to help him through his turmoil, Grimes was not a calming influence. The intensity that made her an edgy artist brought with it a messy lifestyle. She stayed up most of the night and slept most of the day. She was demanding and distrustful of Musk's household staff, and she had a difficult relationship with his mother.
Musk was a drama addict, and Grimes had a companion trait: she was a drama magnet.

Here's the small part of it that's included, it doesn't really tell us anything new, though it's just quite funny.

Just when the Thai cave incident and the turmoil about taking Tesla private were spinning out of control in August 2018, Grimes invited the rapper Azealia Banks to stay with her at Musk's house and collaborate on some music. She had forgotten that she and Musk had made plans to visit Kimbal in Boulder. Grimes told Banks she could stay at the guesthouse for the weekend. On that Friday morning, three days after his "take private tweet, Musk got up, did a workout, made a few calls, and caught a short glimpse of Banks in his house. When he's focused on other things, he doesn't pay much attention to the things around him. He wasn't quite sure who she was, other than a friend of Grimes.
Upset that Grimes blew off their recording session so she could be with Musk, Banks unleashed a torrent of abuse on her well-followed Instagram. "I waited around all weekend while grimes coddled her boyfriend for being too stupid to know not to go on twitter while on acid," she posted. This was false (Musk never used acid), but it understandably piqued the interest of not only the press but also the SEC. Banks's postings about Grimes and Musk got progressively crazier:
LOL, Elon musk is better off hiring an escort. At least an escort would have kept her mouth shut about his business. He's got some dirty-sneaker-inbred-out of the woods Pabst beer pussy methhead junkie running around town telling EVERYONE EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM. All because he needed a date to the Met Gala to hide his shrinking dick from Amber Heard LOL.... He's on the Down syndrome spectrum. There's something not quite right about that man. I wouldn't give him the credit of calling him an alien. He's a mutant... Fucking crackers. The last time I try working with a white bitch.
When Business Insider did a phone interview with her, Banks connected the situation to Musk's pledge to take Tesla private, which made matters legally worse. "I saw him in the kitchen tucking his tail in between his legs scrounging for investors to cover his ass after that tweet," she said. "He was stressed and red in the face." By then, wacky stories involving Musk had a short shelf life. The story was a tabloid sensation for about a week, then died down after Banks posted a letter of apology. Grimes was able to turn the tale into grist for her music. She released a song in 2021 titled "100% Tragedy," which she said was about "having to defeat Azealia Banks when she tried to destroy my life."

Note: Despite it saying it's released, 100% Tragedy is not properly released. All we have of it are a TikTok snippet and a horrific demo form that was played at a virtual festival in 2021. Since then Claire hasn't even acknowledged the tracks existence and is more than likely, for our benefit, scrapped – like a lot of Grimes projects are.

Claire goes on to stick jabs at Musk ex Amber Heard, with Claire describing herself as chaotic good and Heard as chaotic evil, aligning her with the negativity produced by Musk's father Errol.

Despite such dramas, Grimes was a good partner for Musk. Like Amber Heard (and Musk himself), she was inclined toward chaos, but unlike Amber, hers was a chaos that was undergirded by kindness and even sweetness. "My Dungeons and Dragons alignment would be chaotic good," she says, "whereas Amber's is probably chaotic evil.
She realized that's what made Amber enticing to Musk. "He's attracted to chaotic evil. It's about his father and what he grew up with, and he's quick to fall back into being treated badly. He associates love with being mean or abusive. There's an Errol-Amber through line."

While Claire was having a studio session to record voice lines for her Cyberpunk 2077 character Lizzy Wizzy, Musk turned up wielding an unloaded 200 year old gun and demanding they give him a cameo in the game because the brain implants used in game were so similar to the ones Musk was developing for Neuralink – it struck a nerve that hard he went into a literal tard rage over it.
Claire somehow defends this with Musk actually being a tard and begging people to be considerate of his tard ways when criticizing him.

When Grimes was doing the voice recordings for the cyborg pop-star she played in the video game Cyberpunk 2077, he showed up at the studio wielding a two-hundred-year-old gun and insisted that they give him a cameo. "The studio guys were like sweating," Grimes says. Adds Musk, "I told them that I was armed but not dangerous." They relented. The cybernetic implants in the game were a sci-fi version of what he was doing at Neuralink. "It hit close to home," he says.
Her basic insight on Musk was that he was wired differently than others. "Asperger's makes you a very difficult person," she says. "He's not good at reading the room. His emotional comprehension is just very different from the average human." People should keep his psychological makeup in mind when judging him, she argues. "If someone has depression or anxiety, we sympathize. But if they have Asperger's we say he's an asshole.

Flip forward to a bit on X where it's said that X was well, supposed to be Y. Before attending Burning Man, the egg Claire was implanted with turned out to be male (which definitely an intentional move from Musk) and because of this they struggled to come up with names for the then untitled muskling.

Musk and Grimes, who conceived the child through in vitro fertilization, had planned to have a girl, but the fertilized egg that got implanted, as they were preparing to go to Burning Man in 2019, turned out to be male. They had already settled on what was (sort of) a girl's name, Exa, as in exaflops, a supercomputer term for the ability to conduct one quintillion operations per second. Up until the day he was born, they were having trouble settling on names for a boy.

Here's their explanation of X's name, where Claire admits to wishing it was longer. Maybe the only time Musk has been somewhat rational in denying that.

They ended up with what seemed like an autogenerated Druid password: X Æ A-12. The X represented, Grimes said, "the unknown variable." Æ, a ligature from Latin and Old English pronounced "ash," was "my elven spelling of Ai (love &/or Artificial intelligence)." The A-12, which had to be spelled A-Xii on the birth certificate because California does not permit numerals in a name, was Musk's contribution, a reference to a great-looking spy plane known as the Archangel. "Fighting with information, not with weapons," Grimes says of the A-12. "The third name is always a battle because Elon wants to delete them because he thinks it's too busy. I'd go to like five names but three's a compromise."

Claire blames Musk sending out a photo of her having a c-section on his ass burgers.

When X was born, Musk took a picture of Grimes having a C-section and sent it around to friends and family, including her father and brothers. Grimes was understandably horrified and scrambled to get it deleted. "It was Elon's Asperger's coming out in full," she says. "He was just clueless about why I'd be upset."

Coming around to Burning Man again, Claire and Musk's relationship had hit the rocks. Musk asked for Claire to fatshame him – something we know she definitely took great pride in doing, too.

Grimes came with Elon, but their relationship was not going well.
His romances often involved an unhealthy dose of mutual meanness, and the one with Grimes was no exception. Sometimes he would seem to thrive on the tension, demanding that Grimes do such things as shame him for being fat

They went into a trailer and hashed it out for hours before deciding that they should break things off.

When they arrived at Burning Man, they went into their trailer and didn't emerge for hours. "I love you, but I don't love you," he told her. She replied that she felt the same. They were expecting another child via a surrogate at the end of the year, and they agreed that it would be easier to be co-parents if they weren't involved romantically, so they broke up.

Interestingly in relation to this, people have said they witnessed Claire having a breakdown at somebody else's tent at 2021 Burning Man, probably because of this breakup – though the breakup was not known at the time until now.

But wait, they made up!

They both flew south for the MET Gala again, this one being the first one held since the pandemic and the first one Claire had attended solo since 2018s big debut. Musk brought his new dog – a shiba inu and his other dog who did not like the shiba to stay with him, Claire and his mother in her small apartment while Claire was assembling her MET outfit. Neither dog was housetrained so the place turned into a fucking mess.

A few weeks after Burning Man, they flew from south Texas to New York for the Met Gala, the costume extravaganza that Grimes relished.
They stayed with Maye in her small apartment in Greenwich Village.
Musk had just sent his plane to pick up a Shiba Inu dog he had just bought, named Floki, the breed that is the face of the Dogecoin cryptocurrency. He also brought his other dog, Marvin, who did not get along with Floki. Neither were housebroken. Maye's apartment became a two-bedroom circus.

It's then told that Musk was actually supposed to attend this with Claire but had to back out due to a Falcon 9 launch issue.

The outfit Grimes assembled for the Gala was an homage to the sci-fi novel and movie Dune: a sheer gown, a gray-and-black cape, a silver face mask, and a sword. Musk was ambivalent about going and, not surprisingly, found a work excuse to avoid arriving at the beginning. A Falcon 9 rocket was launching that night, and a bureaucratic snafu caused a delay in getting permission to renter the spacecraft over Indian air space. It was readily resolved and probably did not require his attention, but he loved throwing himself into work dramas large and small.

Claire hosted a party after the MET with many high named guests popping by, but Musk was more preoccupied with staying in an adjacent room watching a magician do tricks and refusing to socialize when asked to by his own mother. Yes, really.

After the Gala, he and Grimes hosted a party at the hot club Zero Bond in Manhattan's NoHo neighborhood. Leonardo DiCaprio and Chis Rock were among the celebrities who came. But for much of the party, Musk stayed in a back room, mesmerized by a magician performing tricks. "I went to get him so he would come up front to greet people, but he wanted to stay longer watching the magician," Maye says.

Onto the birth of Y or Exa as she's legally known.
It seems that she was more or less a bandaid baby. Claire and Musk in rough patch, Claire probably still very upset she didn't have the girl she was told by Musk she was going to have.

Even though they were in a rough patch in their relationship, Grimes and Musk were having such a great time being co-parents of X that they had decided to have another baby. "I really wanted him to have a daughter so bad," she says. Because she had had a rough first pregnancy and her very slender body made her prone to complications, they decided to use a surrogate.

Unfortunately their womb-for-hire was having complications, however, worse trouble unbeknownst to Claire was going on down the hallway. Shivon Zillis was also there, herself experiencing complications with her musklets. Musk does the best thing a man can do in a situation when both baby mamas are having issues: flee, instead of being there for either party.

That led to an improbably weird and potentially awkward situation worthy of a new-age French farce. When Zilis was in the Austin hospital with complications from her pregnancy, so too was the surrogate mother carrying the baby girl that Musk and Grimes had secretly conceived in vitro. Because the surrogate mother was having a troubled pregnancy, Grimes was staying with her. She was unaware that Zilis was in a nearby room, or that she was pregnant by Musk. Perhaps it is no surprise that Musk decided to fly west that Thanksgiving weekend to deal with the simpler issues of rocket engineering.

After Exa's birth they again struggled to name her, even considering Andromeda Synthesis Story Musk as an alternative, and offering yet another stupid explanation of their child's name.

When their daughter was born in December, just a few weeks after her twin half-siblings, Musk and Grimes began their drawn-out process of settling on names. At first they called her Sailor Mars, after one of the heroines in the Sailor Moon manga, which features female warriors who protect the solar system from evil. It seemed a fitting though not exactly conventional name for a child who might be destined to go to Mars. By April, they decided they needed to give her a less serious name (yes), because "she's all sparkly and a lot goofier troll," Grimes said. They settled on Exa Dark Sideræl, but then in early 2023 toyed with changing her name to Andromeda Synthesis Story Musk. For simplicity's sake, they mainly just called her Y, or sometimes Why?, with a question mark as part of her name. "Elon always says we need to figure out what the question is before we can know the answers to the universe," Grimes explains, referring to what he learned from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

After bringing baby #2 home to meet her brother, Musk remained silent on having had secret twins with his co-worker some months prior (Note: Zillis delivered the twins after 7 months.)

When Musk and Grimes brought Y home from the hospital, they introduced her to X. Christiana Musk and other relatives were there, and everybody played on the floor as if they were a conventional family.
Musk never said anything about just having twins with Shivon. After an hour of playing and a quick dinner, he scooped up X and took him on his jet to New York, where the toddler sat on his lap at the Time magazine ceremony anointing him Person of the Year.

Musk got into another tard rage with Claire after she fire bombed him in a iPhone game he was addicted to and was so butthurt over it he refused to talk to her.

He also convinced Grimes to download the game. "He doesn't have hobbies or ways to relax other than video games," she says, "but he takes those so seriously that it gets very intense." During one game when they had agreed to be a united front against other tribes, she surprise-attacked him with a flame ball. "It was one of our biggest fights ever," she remembers. "He took it as this deep betrayal moment." Grimes protested it was only a video game and not a big deal. "It's a huge fucking deal," he told her. He did not speak to her for the rest of the day.

Father's day comes around and Musk is already super sensitive because of one of his older children making the decision to come out as a transwoman and sever ties with him and his last name. Out of pure desperation as a result of his bitterness, he goes to Zillis and begs her to change the last name of the twins to Musk.

Adding to the turmoil was that the secret of the twin children he had with Shivon Zilis was made public. When they were born, they had been given her last name. But Musk's estrangement from his daughter caused him to want to change that. "When Jenna deleted Musk from her name, he was just really sad," Zilis says. "And he asked me, 'Hey, would you be open to our twins taking my name?"

Their court filing for the name revision got leaked, and that's when Claire discovered that Musk had twins with another woman, one she even considered a friend, behind her back. Claire was rightfully livid about this, but Musk pushed back saying that Zillis could do as she pleased.

That's when Grimes discovered that Zilis, whom she considered a friend, had given birth to twins with Musk. When she confronted Musk, he simply said Zilis had the right to do what she wanted. Grimes was outraged. By Father's Day, they were all involved in contentious discussions over such issues as whether Zilis and her twins could spend time with Grimes's children X and Y. It was a mess.

During this inconvenient time, Techno was born that week. More name bullshit.

As if Father's Day 2022 was a multiplayer game, it had yet one other subplot. Secretly, Musk and Grimes had a third child that week, a son named Techno Mechanicus Musk. The boy, who was birthed by a surrogate mother, was nicknamed Tau, after the Greek letter representing the irrational number that is equal to two times pi. Its approximation, 6.28, reflected Musk's own birthday, June 28.

Last part worth mentioning is baby X getting covered in hydraulic fluid as a result of a rocket leak, Musk not caring and making a joke of it while Claire freaks the fuck out.

All was going well until a line broke loose and hydraulic fluid, a mix of oil and water, started spraying over the area. Everyone got doused, including Grimes and X. She was initially freaked out that it was some toxic chemical, but Musk told her not to worry. "I love the smell of hydraulic fluid in the morning," he said, echoing a line from Apocalypse Now. X likewise was unfazed, even when Grimes rushed him back to the house to bathe. "I feel like he's developing a higher than average tolerance for danger," Musk said. Showing only the tiniest bit of self-awareness, he added, "His tolerance for danger is almost problematic, honestly."

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

To play devils advocate, this could be an autist grief reaction. You know how men and women argue - she is having an emotional response and he suggests a practical solution to the problem, only what’s needed isn’t a practical solution at all, it’s to acknowledge the emotion? She gets angry and he doesn’t know why.
I would bet every male/female couple has had a smaller scale argument like this at some point.
But… You can’t practically fix that issue. The death of a child is a grief that’s overwhelming. Someone overwhelmed by the emotional aspect of processing that could go down the ‘practical fix’ route and think that providing more of ‘the type of what was lost’ could help.
Not saying that’s right, or an appropriate response, but it isn’t necessarily callous, just inappropriate emotional processing of an overwhelming event.
You could then look at the multiple children and fear of attachment to them in the same light. Get attached and face that grief again.
Wanting to practically fix an issue that has an emotional component that you simply cannot process, and then being unable to process the result you’ve created.
Both of them, grimes and musk, are out of their depth in a weird section of society that they’re in but not fully part of.

Oh, the quickly having four sons produced in rapid succession after the death of the first was absolutely an autistic solution to grief. One that sort of overwhelmed and hurt his wife at the time. I mean it does make logical sense, but the logic is also a robot like “kids are replaceable, having four should erase the grief of losing one and you should now be much happier than before! +4 fixes -1.”

The brood of kids he’s now producing is the result of the first four sons being teenagers and having no affection or bond with with him. The oldest troon kid obviously despises him and the other three are strangers to him at best. It’s no accident that Elon started producing a bunch of new lab kids in rapid succession when his first four became adolescents and teens. He realized they had no interest in spending time with him and were totally lacking in the hero worship dept.

Some fathers might have decided to try and repair the fractured relationships and invest in spending lots more time with their sons, but Elon just decided to make a new, bigger, better brood of kids. Elon knows it’s easier to just build new house than try to repair and rehab an old one. Just use the same logic with kids. So in a five year span Elon has had a dozen lab kids created.

It also demonstrates the bizarre and “easily replaceable” way he views people, even his own children. If one kid is sulky or doesn’t think Dad is the greatest when he decides to visit, he will just call in one of the other ten or twelve till one satisfies his ego.

More Elon sperging, but spoilered since this Grimey’s thread. Poor broodmares are always in Daddy Elon’s shadow, which is the entire point.

Spoiler

He seems to do something similar with his women now. He doesn’t have a wife, he has a rotation of broodmares that he can select from. If one is being troublesome, grumpy or irritating him then they can fuck off and he will spend Sunday afternoon with one who’s behaving properly.

Notice Elon doesn’t seem to have any social life either. Billionaires and the .0001% do hang out together and have a whole social circle and calendar. Bezos has Oprah come have lunch on his super yacht. Yacht hopping and vacations in the Mediterranean are billionaire summer camp. The guys at Davos make plans to see each other during the seasons in NY and Europe in the upcoming year. Warren Buffett has a whole crew of top tier, old ass, business men peers he regularly vacations and spends time with. Then there’s the whole charity ball fundraiser circuit in the fall in NYC and Palm Beach in the winter. Billionaires usually have a pretty full social calendar, having lots of money puts you in high demand

Elon is never seen with his super-rich peers. If he does events it’s because his girlfriends are demanding it. They at least want a taste of that billionaire social circuit. Musk prefers to promote himself at PR events for his various businesses, he sometimes includes one of the broodmares at these events.

The public sighting of Elon is usually with one of these women going out to dinner somewhere in LA or one gets to be crowned Queen to attend a media saturated event with Elon. (Like the Met Gala) But otherwise his entire social orbit seems to be people that work for him, people he has a great deal of leverage/power over and places his fav girl demands to go to.

He seems to askew spending time or socializing with any sort of male peers. He only spends time around people that work for him, or one of the women on the carousel. (I think two of the broodmares worked for him at Tesla too.)

It just points to autistic tendencies, deep insecurities or narcissism or all of the above. A major perk of being super rich is being part of the absurdly luxurious and glamorous social world most people could barely comprehend. Even Bill Gates does this circuit and he’s always pointed to as the OG billionaire autist. Elon does not partake in any of this. He is very isolated for a billionaire. He wants to be the undisputed top dog that everyone is beholden in social setting and that doesn’t work among other super rich people. It doesn’t work with family, or in marriage, either but Elon seems to think he’s found a hack for that by having 7 single mom households orbiting him.

I think he saw Twitter as a way to dominate the social media landscape. He loved Twitter but hated not having control of the playground he was using. His desperation to own the playground was more than a little weird and unhinged from a business perspective. It also backfired badly, Elon’s popularity and mystique plummeted after the purchase.

I also think it’s weird that Musk got such knob polishing from the right for so long his business acumen. If the USA govt stopped cutting him checks tomorrow his empire would evaporate. Musk just realized he could make a lot of money taking advantage of carbon credit subsidies via electric cars and the juiciest blank checks via military/ aerospace contracts from Space X. His brand of capitalism is heavily reliant on US government subsidization. Which I’m sure is why Putin decided to give him a public head pat the other day. Lmao.

 

[beautiful person]

Thank you @Syro for the summary and excerpts! Much better than the Reddit one (they didn't even mention the untrained dogs pooping all over his mother's apartment).

I love how Musk is just like, 'no, baby! I'm not going out of my way to be a cunt! It's muh Assburgers!' and Grimes just buys it

 

[barbieQ]

Been thinking a lot about the "Meaness" mentioned in Elon and Claire's relationship, and at the risk of sounding austistic, I have a theory.

Elon, despite all the women in his life, has only been married twice (Well, he's only been married to two women, he's been legally married three times), Once to Justine Musk, and then to Talulah Riley. Now, while I wouldn't say they're twins, Talulah and Claire resemble each other quite a bit, as @Sarcastic sockpuppet mentioned earlier. Elon also never had children with Talulah, even though it seems he has the urge to impregnate every woman he comes across. Despite their separation, the two seem to be in good standing with each other, as Talulah allegedly told Elon to by Xitter, and he congratulated her on their engagement. My theory is that Talulah is probably the only woman Elon's every really cared about beyond being a broodmare, and Claire's resemblance to her is both what drew him to her in the first place and also what pisses him off. He treats her like shit because he couldn't/wouldn't do it to Talulah. She's basically a stand-in for his ex wife.

I could just be thinking too deeply, but it's been on my mind. Apologies if someone bought this up earlier.

 

[Lyster]

Ah yes, the Neo-Nazi queen, one of the only pop stars in Hollywood that isn't a complete cuck. Hopefully her next album is about how much she loves Hitler

 

[Syro]

This week in the Grimeverse...

Claire appeared at a "debate" hosted by the Free Press about the sexual revolution being a failure (or not), and believe it or not, she was on the winning team! However, that had to mostly be carried by her partner Sarah Haider as Claire well... Claire wasn't being very coherent at getting her point across at all. On uppers? or general retardation? you decide!

Spoiler: Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could

Immediately after the debate Claire hopped on Twitter to reply to somebody, stating that she actually agreed to the opposition's stance that much – she considered not even doing the debate at all.


Before then thanking fellow cow, Aella Martin for proofreading her notes.


The debate was all recorded in full too, it just hasn't been posted anywhere yet. There is a crowdsourced audio recording of the debate but I'm not sure if that's worth archiving at all. Mods let me know?

In other news some Redditfag discovered some replies to Claire's alt/private Twitter that somebody made about Musk and lovesickness. Can only wonder what vomit she puts up behind that account to get replies like these.

 

[beautiful person]

Musk met with Turkey's president Erdogan (apparently Erdogan wants Tesla to build a factory in Turkey), and brought little X with him. At about 0:28 Erdogan pointedly asks, "where is your wife?" Musk laughs and then sheepishly responds, "she's in San Francisco. We're separated and I take care of him, mostly."

Xitter source
Xeet archive

 

[Android raptor]

Still somewhat disturbed that dysfunctional space aristocrats are a thing that has started existing in my lifetime.

 

[beautiful person]

Stolen from Reddit, screenshots of a few Xeets that Grimes liked:



Also, photo of babby immediately passed off onto nanny after finishing his service as business meeting prop:

 

[Syro]

On the continuing topic of Musk stealing X, one can guess that Claire is planing to threat legal action to see her son again and essentially claiming Musk has kidnapped X. Some replies to her private Twitter are alluding to it.





But hey, to lighten the mood, some bonus fun about Claire's connection to somebody in these above Tweets, Mira Gonzalez and an abandoned dog.

Back in 2016 Claire dog-sat Mira's dog, something that changed something in her.

this is baby dog, who i hd the luxury of babysitting for one week while the incredible @miragonz was on a trip.

made this drawing on the plane yesterday, its about wishing i had a dog

having always been environmentally cynical about pets (they eat meat and use lots of water)- but i am opening my heart to adopting a dog from a shelter. i have created this portrait of my heart weeping for the companionship of dog. disregard the brutalized anatomy, havent been drawing much since i put out aa

Some weeks later, Claire went out and got herself a baby gargoyle – Sorry I mean pitbull, from a shelter.

adopted a baby gargoyle. beautiful things need to be cared for and loved

The dog was named Quiet after the Metal Gear Solid character. Which then two months later Claire went and got tattooed on her leg in russian (тихо) by Delphine Noiztoy – who also did the cross cover-up on her wrist and runes on her ribcage.


After awhile Claire went quiet on Quiet and dumped her onto her ex Jaime who has since cared for Quiet in the post-Musk universe.

 

[Trombonista]

For the record, Elon has his own thread. Most of the Elon posts have been somewhat relevant here, but I'm sharing his thread just to be safe.

 

[Balthier]

On the continuing topic of Musk stealing X, one can guess that Claire is planing to threat legal action to see her son again and essentially claiming Musk has kidnapped X. Some replies to her private Twitter are alluding to it.
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But hey, to lighten the mood, some bonus fun about Claire's connection to somebody in these above Tweets, Mira Gonzalez and an abandoned dog.

Back in 2016 Claire dog-sat Mira's dog, something that changed something in her.

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Some weeks later, Claire went out and got herself a baby gargoyle – Sorry I mean pitbull, from a shelter.
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The dog was named Quiet after the Metal Gear Solid character. Which then two months later Claire went and got tattooed on her leg in russian (тихо) by Delphine Noiztoy – who also did the cross cover-up on her wrist and runes on her ribcage.
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After awhile Claire went quiet on Quiet and dumped her onto her ex Jaime who has since cared for Quiet in the post-Musk universe.

It is somehow the most unsurprising thing on Earth that she'd adopt a shitbull.

And what a shocker! Co-parenting a child between a breeding-obsessed autistic billionaire and an image-obsessed artist who needs everyone to know how ~weird~ she is, is going to be fraught with bizarre public issues.

I also remember briefly reading about the Azealia/Grimes drama but didn't remember the "roll of nickels" thing. I still immediately knew it was an insult from our girl when I read the title, though. I love her.

 

[Android raptor]

It is somehow the most unsurprising thing on Earth that she'd adopt a shitbull

Still a cute dog, though I assume ana-chan Claire wasn't prepared for the amount of exercise pits needs and ended up with a stir-crazy, anxious dog that couldn't stop chewing up shit.

Lots of big breeds are very friendly when properly trained and socialized, but need lots of exercise and outlets for their energy. See also, Gsheps (like poor neglected Loki belonging to horrorcow EmpathicNutritionist and her braindead husband).

Grimes and Musk shouldn't have any kids or dogs. I'm not sure if they should even have a moss ball.