GROCERY HAUL - 3/23/18

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LightEmittingDiode said:
That kiss was so forced on Hambers end. It's the kind of kiss you see two friends do to be funny and make each other laugh, except Becky seemed to genuinely want to kiss her. :(
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Like 497 said, that elaborate kiss was just to show the haters that she can stand kissing Becky for more than a millisecond. But of course the reality of the situation got the best of her so she had to push her away at the end.



Rotogravure said:
I have noticed in the last two weeks her subs have gone up from 52k to now, 54k (it was 53k as of her last vid) is our gorl buying subs? I honestly cannot believe that with such RIVETING content such as this, she is gaining subscribers at such a rapid pace.
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I don't believe she's buying subs. There's a shit load of people that love to watch a 500 pound train wreck.
 
Rotogravure said:
I can't wait til she gets to the fuckin' weird parts of Rose Madder and doesn't understand what the fuck and stops reading it and we MYSTERIOUSLY stop getting updates on it.
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To be fair, the fuckin' weird parts start on page one. But that's all of his books. All scary, sadistic, and delightfully symbolic. We know she's not really reading it, because there's a part in the book around where she's at where another character lidurally tells her the proper pronunciation of "Rose Madder." It's supposed to sound like "Rose Modder" but Amberdim loves to say things creatively. ;)

The only group of people you hear talking about what page they're at in the book, rather than what part they've reached in the story, are 10 year-olds who think they're hot shit because they just started reading books without any pictures.
 
Hi AL! We know you read us bb, your videos are boring.
Go to walmart and scoot around so we can laugh again.:smug:
 
Thiccc Weenie said:
The only group of people you hear talking about what page they're at in the book, rather than what part they've reached in the story, are 10 year-olds who think they're hot shit because they just started reading books without any pictures.
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Exactly. How many words are in Rose Modder?
The more words in a story the more better it is and classy to read.
Talking about that atrocity she is writing...
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hotcheetospuffs said:
Also.... MORE Dr. Pepper, in their bedroom. (see pic over AL's shoulder)
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Must be Becky's sneaky soda. In a recent Eric vlog (Rickie and him were looking at graphic t-shirts at walmart) they noted Becky should get the Dr. Pepper shirt because she is ub-sessed.

Edit:The vlog Eric calls out Becky in- 8:37 mark, GROCERY SHOPPING...AGAIN
 
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C3PBRO said:
God damnit, you all know how reactionary AL is to every single critique, but you couldn't stop with the lols at how disgusted she is by kissing Becky, and we get this abomination. Now for god's sake, stop questioning whether she's a real lesbian before she goes scorched earth on us all.
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I fucking love all your posts, please never leave this subforum, thanks.
 
Starting at about 10:20
"We got a car freshener, which is important."

Important... why? Because you let your dog pee on you and then not wash?

"We're getting 'O Brother where art are you' or 'where art though'"

she does not know how to read nor pronounce the word "thou." Oh but she's a Shakespearean scholar because the reason she said it wrong was because she mistook it for "Romeo"

Hamber, the line from that play (which is actually called Romeo and Juliet) is: wherefore art thou romeo

not: Where art are though, Romeo?

easy mistake though. really. keep reading books geared towards 12-year-olds that are completely written in text message format though. it's really helping your intellect.
 
hotcheetospuffs said:
Had to bring up how far along she's read in the many books she's reading because that was brought up as well. I think it was twitter someone said she hadn't read past page 85 and she was like. "Actually, I have." or some shit.

Also.... MORE Dr. Pepper, in their bedroom. (see pic over AL's shoulder)

and those little flats do not fit. they look like they hurt. I don't think she can put on her sneakers without help tying them. I wonder if Brady can tie shoes?

So gross the way she swept up the toys with a broom to avoid moving around.
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See the thing is for me that she cares so much about how the hayders have a go at her for something (like the pop cans) but can't even be bothered to hide the evidence of her lies. If she bothered to hide the soda, we couldn't say that she was definitely drinking it.
 
BeebTheMilch said:
It's not the cold that's making her "toesies" numb. It's the beetus causing lack of circulation to her feet.
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And neuropathy isn't something minor. She could lose her balance because she can't feel the floor anymore. We all know she's one broken or even sprained ankle away from being bedridden. If she cuts herself she may not now, leading to infection and gangrene (I believe this is what leads most diabetics to lose their feet/legs, untreated foot injuries. A competent doctor will regularly examine your feet if you're diabetic, and you're told to self examine as well - something our gorl can't do). Her foot may also become moar deformed as the nerve damage increases. Hammer toes are most frequently seen.

The neuropathy will spread to her hands and arms, causing warm things to feel hot, causing her to drop things, and lose her grip.

And it's supposed to be incredibly painful too. Nerve pain is said to be nothing like sprains or cuts. People compare it to lightning.

But go ahead gorl, drink that Dr pepper and eat that cheesecake factory. Fake your bloodwork. Diabetes will catch you eventually, if it hasn't already.
 
Eric and Ricky "use" 5 shelves for the little food that they have and gave Becky and Hamplanet one shelf for their slop. Why aren't all 6 shelves divided evenly? But sure they like you, Amberlynn.
 
sweaty chafing thighs said:
Eric and Ricky "use" 5 shelves for the little food that they have and gave Becky and Hamplanet one shelf for their slop. Why aren't all 6 shelves divided evenly? But sure they like you, Amberlynn.
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IIRC, she and Becky had more than just one shelf (she first showed it in a video before the "weight loss journey" began.

It's possible she claimed she couldn't reach higher shelves and just gave up on having more than one shelf.
 
Long time lurker said:
IIRC, she and Becky had more than just one shelf (she first showed it in a video before the "weight loss journey" began.

It's possible she claimed she couldn't reach higher shelves and just gave up on having more than one shelf.
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You'd think if that were the case the gays would at least be nice enough to give her the other bottom shelf, wouldn't you? I mean it's not like it's a hardship to move a couple of cans off of a shelf.
 
I'm sure there are bags and packages of "healthy" snacks hiding all over that house, making space in the cabinets unnecessary. There is also the fact that she doesn't do grocery shopping like normal people - every time she cooks, she needs to go to Walmart to buy stuff.

She don't need no stinking shelves, she lets Walmart store her food.

Edited: besides, any good will the boys had towards her is long gone.
 
Her hoard of shot takes up the whole den on top of what she keeps in Becky's room. I wouldn't fault the guys for having more shelf space in the kitchen, but I'm sure Hamber is just being shady and fishing for pity points from her idiotic minions.
 
It makes me wonder if the reason they only get the one shelf is because maybe they told Eric and Ricky initially that her staying there would be short term. Like, she might have given them a sob story about how she had nowhere to go and her lease was up. So, they probably felt bad and agreed.

Sidenote, I knew someone like her. They'd weasel their way into someone's home and guilt them into staying in their basement for a month or two. If Amber can victimize herself in some way to manipulate others around her for her personal gain, she'll do it.
 
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