GROCERY HAUL! - 4/11/2018

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Stanley_Buttkiss said:
Is the water that bad in Kentucky that they have to drink bottled all the time? With the amount of crap she shovels into her body -turning on the tap and not wasting money on water, isn't going to kill her.
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All she needs is a Brita filter pitcher or a filter on the tap. She used to do that when she was in Florida and Florida has terrible water.
 

May be a bit :autistic: but I found this interesting. I was suggested this video while watching AL's. This is another obese woman who does the same "14 protein..." thing that Amber does. I marked the timestamp.
 
Bitchinista said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=id=e0Bv9p_CCS8;m=1;s=12
May be a bit :autism: but I found this interesting. I was suggested this video while watching AL's. This is another obese woman who does the same "14 protein..." thing that Amber does. I marked the timestamp.
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Oh hey, we got suggested the same woman. I wrote about her in the AL general thread just a couple hours ago, but yeah she fits here, too.
 
Bitchinista said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=id=e0Bv9p_CCS8;m=1;s=12
May be a bit :autism: but I found this interesting. I was suggested this video while watching AL's. This is another obese woman who does the same "14 protein..." thing that Amber does. I marked the timestamp.
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Is she from Kentucky? I guess the cat ears are for her daughter ...that was a relief. I thought no way another older obese woman is into cat ears like Amber.
 
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Does anybody know what she has in her hand? It looks like it might be a gum wrapper, but she puts it down so fast when she notices she is being filmed. It is really bothering me that I can't figure it out.

Amber is a bitch for not even taking Beckys health into consideration. That it always seems to be Beckys fault for getting poor Hamber sick. Correct me if I am wrong, but when Destiny was sick she would baby the hell out of her, no?

#FreeWasabi

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Yui said:
Didn't she say in yesterdays video she wanted to start finishing off what they had left in the house before going out to buy more? That sure lasted long.
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The answer to that one is simple. Amber ate everything in the house before she went grocery shopping.

Kind of related, in Eric's last video we see that they left Amber alone in the house so they could take Becky to the doctor. I wonder if that was when she ate the ice cream and chips. I don't pay much attention to Eric's vlogs, but if I'm not mistaken he showed some chips in that video too that, I think, they ate with salsa.

The way I imagined it, Amber found herself alone and decided to clean the fridge and cupboards by eating everything in sight.

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Usually salt so Becky stays fat.
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Becky said she has high blood pressure - remember how Amber was baffled that Becky's dentist could find out?
Tiny Clanger said:
drop her in through the sun-roof or what?
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Hey! The boys are working out, but I don't think they're that strong. It would take an industrial lift to hoist her up.
BoundByEarth. said:
It looks like it might be a gum wrapper, but she puts it down so fast when she notices she is being filmed.
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I noticed that too, but couldn't figure it out. It's kind of thin for it to be a joint, isn't it?
 
classtrash said:
Their videos could be from different days. AL tends to be 2-3 days behind whereas Eric uploads "that day."
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It's still odd, though. Around 5:54 in her video, Amber starts talking about the car and says "they were supposed to tell us today, Monday". So she uploaded the video a day after that (Tuesday). Eric uploaded yesterday (Wednesday).

If what you said is what happened, Ricky drove the "beans" to Kroger on Monday and then went to Walmart on Tuesday. Who goes to two different grocery stores in two consecutive days???

Whatever savings Ricky thinks he gets by shopping at Walmart was negated by the fact that he drove to two different places to buy food.
 
Long time lurker said:
It's still odd, though. Around 5:54 in her video, Amber starts talking about the car and says "they were supposed to tell us today, Monday". So she uploaded the video a day after that (Tuesday). Eric uploaded yesterday (Wednesday).

If what you said is what happened, Ricky drove the "beans" to Kroger on Monday and then went to Walmart on Tuesday. Who goes to two different grocery stores in two consecutive days???

Whatever savings Ricky thinks he gets by shopping at Walmart was negated by the fact that he drove to two different places to buy food.
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30 seconds in she says "Today is sunday."

Edit: I missed the whip/next day.
 
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classtrash said:
My brain gets so fried by the same vlog over and over that they all just bleed into one giant grocery haul mess.
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No one can blame you. It's all very confusing - she uploads week-old stuff, vlogs out of order, and I suspect some of the splicing is out of order too.

The car story is a little easier to follow because there are mentions in other media, but most of the time I have no idea what happened when.
 
BoundByEarth. said:
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Does anybody know what she has in her hand? It looks like it might be a gum wrapper, but she puts it down so fast when she notices she is being filmed. It is really bothering me that I can't figure it out.

Amber is a bitch for not even taking Beckys health into consideration. That it always seems to be Beckys fault for getting poor Hamber sick. Correct me if I am wrong, but when Destiny was sick she would baby the hell out of her, no?

#FreeWasabi

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Is the long distance movers ad just a coincidence? Does Amber need a moving truck to haul back her groceries? Is she planning to move to Florida and needs a truck load of food for the road trip? It would of been better if it was a u-haul ad.
 
BoundByEarth. said:
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Does anybody know what she has in her hand? It looks like it might be a gum wrapper, but she puts it down so fast when she notices she is being filmed. It is really bothering me that I can't figure it out.
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It might be a tiny ass joint (I mean it looks like the tiniest one ever, not even a one hitter -- it's fucking stupid but with the scale of these people, it's hard to tell), somebody mentioned they thought Amber was always on something, and I kind of agree. It would explain her not being able to stick to a diet and her "duhpression" and her inability to speak at times. "The further it goes out the more deep it gets?" I mean I translated that "Amberism" in my brain but how she described it was WAY more butchered, to the point where you would have to be stoned to make a sentence like that.

Her "binges" might be "munchies". She blacks out? Might be drunk. Her parents were both addicts, so I mean maybe her anger is her getting drunk and then her true self coming out.

It's not lit or anything but maybe she hadnt lit it up yet. We knew Becky was a party hard stoner but suddenly they all "gave up" drinking and smoking? I wouldnt expect them to be able to roll well either, and maybe theyre only splitting a gram between like 4 of them?

Part of their anger at her probably is a result of having to hide their habits because she chooses to put her life on blast and online.

The only reason Im even suggesting it is because who the fuck hides a gum wrapper or a piece of gum? Like, youre a serious "food addict" if that's your reaction.

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xenomorph said:
Just woke up at 2pm
---Necky and AL have an anniversary
---Becky is hocking her lungs up in the background, AL gives no fucks.
---Necky has a low grade fever.. AL cares not saying "it's not too bad"
---AL feigns giving a damn asking if she took her meds, exasperated Becky shakes her med bottle you can see her eyes are glazed over and red from fever
---AL zooms in on Becky tooth gap, fupa and chins and claims it's "Artistic".
We all know it's bullshit.
---AL gives a sick Becky shit for not putting away the laundry.
---Al claims to wanna cuddle a cow then throw shade at herself saying necky cuddles with a cow every night with Eric saying he wouldnt because they stink and being a fake hoe claiming he doesnt throw shade at AL but was about to say the same thing AL did" um what? It's still shade because you're calling her a a smelly cow.
---Becky OD'd on Dayquil and AL is feigning concern once again saying shes happy she came and whining about her anniversary and they are at the grocery store, asking if she called the mechanic. This is clearly because she wanted to go out to eat and those plans are dashed for errands.
---Quie ride in the car with the fags listening to music from the 90s, seems awkward in there, not 4 friends on a ride.
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Sorry for double posting but I mean this is where Im getting the idea I had in my other post from so maybe if anyone wants a TL;DR, this is it.

I dont watch these videos because Im ADD as fuck and cant pay attention to her boring ramblings long enough so thank you very, very much for these overviews, @xenomorph , and anyone else who does them, really.

I may be very stupidly wrong but I mean if you introduce 'smoking pot' into the above scene, it paints a very different picture, doesnt it?

If you take every "Becky is so done with Amberlynn" post and replace it with "Becky is so fucking stoned she doesnt give a fuck about what's going on", you paint a much different picture of things.
 
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It going to take this opportunity to do something rare and throw the pig a compliment:

The braid is a good way to do your hair as it keeps it from entering greasy nest territory in appearance. Put that in your comment callout.
 
Bitchinista said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=id=e0Bv9p_CCS8;m=1;s=12
May be a bit :autism: but I found this interesting. I was suggested this video while watching AL's. This is another obese woman who does the same "14 protein..." thing that Amber does. I marked the timestamp.
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Oh lord. Her video came on right after Hams was done and I've watched a few of her videos. She sounds like a bloody Muppet or some critter off Sesame Street.
 
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