Group Homes for Autistics

[CatParty]

yeah snyder just framed him and his mother to steal their money

 

[Uzumaki]

Oh no, he didn't try to attack Snyder. It was an accident, a hit and run. Hell, Chris even seems to believe that Snyder was faking it, which is retarded.

Well, think about it. The alternative is that Chris did something wrong. Therefore Occam's Razor tells us that the damn dirty JEW came up with a plan to frame Christian because of the nefarious influence of Queen Troll Megan. Therefore he hid in the parking lot and, just as Chris was innocently fleeing the scene, leapt in front of the car. After that is was a simple matter of faking an injury, getting one of the many doctors on Megan's payroll to back him up, and taking Chris to court. It's all too easy.

 

[CatParty]

actually his delusional remembrance of the ordeal is one of my favorite cwc stories.

I hid behind my mother for a moment, and Mike pointed us out the door, but before leaving, I whipped out my 3DS, activated its camera and took his photo, then I shouted, "For the Internet". Mom and I made our way to the van and entered it; Mike followed us out, and Stood right in front of the van, thinking he was Stonewall Jackson. We backed up the van some; Mike chased us. Mom took the wheel; Mike twice made his own deliberate leg scars, rubbing his legs on our bumper, banged our hood and fell backwards; we had NOT moved our van at either instance of him faking his falls.

 

[GameFreak982928]

actually his delusional remembrance of the ordeal is one of my favorite cwc stories.

I hid behind my mother for a moment, and Mike pointed us out the door, but before leaving, I whipped out my 3DS, activated its camera and took his photo, then I shouted, "For the Internet". Mom and I made our way to the van and entered it; Mike followed us out, and Stood right in front of the van, thinking he was Stonewall Jackson. We backed up the van some; Mike chased us. Mom took the wheel; Mike twice made his own deliberate leg scars, rubbing his legs on our bumper, banged our hood and fell backwards; we had NOT moved our van at either instance of him faking his falls.

Wow that is hilariously unbelievable XD

Also lol "our pet lolcow."

 

[Picklepower]

This is how Chris believes Micheal Snyder thinks, " Oy Vey today is a great day to cause some mischief *rubs hands together, now to have fun with that Autistic, gentile pig! I may get some more money out of it too, if I do things right! *crazed villainous laughter"

 

[GameFreak982928]

This is how Chris believes Micheal Snyder thinks, " Oy Vey today is a great day to cause some mischief *rubs MANOS together, now to have fun with that Autistic, gentile pig! I may get some more money out of it too, if I do things right! *crazed villainous laughter"

I lost it at "Oy Vey." omfg

Yeah I can totally see that going through Chris' head. But you forgot about the hoards of trolls led by Queen Megan plotting to make Chris miserable by manipulating Godjesus into cursing him with a crappy lawyer and being conveniently "misplaced" at the scene of the crime. But aside from that you're right on the money.

 

[AnimuGinger]

This is how Chris believes Micheal Snyder thinks, " Oy Vey today is a great day to cause some mischief *rubs MANOS together, now to have fun with that Autistic, gentile pig! I may get some more money out of it too, if I do things right! *crazed villainous laughter"

Mazel tov, Snyder! But your quest is not yet complete, as he is still in a situation where he may meet a boyfriend-free-girlfriend. You must knock his heart level to !

 

[PCA]

To be honest, I am not sure if Chris could function in a group home. He is too selfish and would just be hateful of the other men there if they have or ever had a girlfriend. He would get mad if somebody wanted to look at or touch something of his.

 

[Christ-Chan]

Oh no, he didn't try to attack Snyder. It was an accident, a hit and run. Hell, Chris even seems to believe that Snyder was faking it, which is retarded.

Chris thought they put up the "Under New Management"-signs to lure him there.

 

[CatParty]

Oh no, he didn't try to attack Snyder. It was an accident, a hit and run. Hell, Chris even seems to believe that Snyder was faking it, which is retarded.

Chris thought they put up the "Under New Management"-signs to lure him there.

wasn't that the basis for him thinking he'd get the game place in the trial?

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Chris thought they put up the "Under New Management"-signs to lure him there.

wasn't that the basis for him thinking he'd get the game place in the trial?

Nope. Chris had literally no basis for that idea, aside from maybe some silly court he'd seen in a cartoon or something. He just made up in his head that his "lawyer" was a magic wizard who could get Chris whatever he wanted.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Oh no, he didn't try to attack Snyder. It was an accident, a hit and run. Hell, Chris even seems to believe that Snyder was faking it, which is retarded.

Chris thought they put up the "Under New Management"-signs to lure him there.

Egocentric Autistic. Young children learn that the world does not operate to serve them. Then again, Chris thought Santa existed when he was in college.

 

[CatParty]

He just made up in his head that his "lawyer" was a magic wizard who could get Chris whatever he wanted.

that's how he pretty much views everyone

 

[Descent]

Chris thought they put up the "Under New Management"-signs to lure him there.

I read the "New Owner" sign further, stating, "Under New Ownership of Mike & Madeline"; I had thought, perhaps it was another Mike.

I know Mike is a really common name, but come on.

You know, it's beyond stupid and never, ever would have happened, but I would've liked to have seen Chris get the Game Place just to see what he does with it/how he'd have run it.

 

[Marvin]

Chris thought they put up the "Under New Management"-signs to lure him there.

I read the "New Owner" sign further, stating, "Under New Ownership of Mike & Madeline"; I had thought, perhaps it was another Mike.

I know Mike is a really common name, but come on.

You know, it's beyond stupid and never, ever would have happened, but I would've liked to have seen Chris get the Game Place just to see what he does with it/how he'd have run it.

Into the ground.

 

[Christ-Chan]

Egocentric Autistic. Young children learn that the world does not operate to serve them. Then again, Chris thought Santa existed when he was in college.

I'm pretty sure Chris still believes in Santa, he just doesn't pray to him anymore since he's a jerk.

Into the ground.

A burn from Wonder Marv, I love it!

 

[Ryan Rash]

I doubt group homes would even take him. He's high-functioning enough to know better than to pull the shit he pulls, and his behaviors would draw attention away from tenants that need help more than Chris does.

 

[Holdek]

I'm thinkin' like automotive related (DUI, hit & run, causing someone injury while being stupid), getting caught doing something petty (trespassing, vandalism) then resisting arrest, violating a restraining order, that sort of thing. I can totally see him doing any of the above, some of that he's already done before. No, I don't think Chris would go shoplift a PS4 or punch a manjerk.

Not to mention, I think Chris could have been sent to jail for the vandalism, particularly with the accompanying photo taking and general tard raging. The crimes, although petty, are on the same level as shoplifting, and people go to jail for that.

Chris thought they put up the "Under New Management"-signs to lure him there.

wasn't that the basis for him thinking he'd get the game place in the trial?

Nope. Chris had literally no basis for that idea, aside from maybe some silly court he'd seen in a cartoon or something. He just made up in his head that his "lawyer" was a magic wizard who could get Chris whatever he wanted.

I thought Chris thought he was going to be able to put the trolling conspiracy on trial, thereby requiring Snyder to forfeit the troll headquarters to him as restitution. Or something similarly retarded.

Oh no, he didn't try to attack Snyder. It was an accident, a hit and run. Hell, Chris even seems to believe that Snyder was faking it, which is retarded.

Chris thought they put up the "Under New Management"-signs to lure him there.

Egocentric Autistic. Young children learn that the world does not operate to serve them. Then again, Chris thought Santa existed when he was in college.

It seems like to Chris life challenges are a series of Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes that he should win. Since he won that one.