grwm | all the tea 8/19/19

[Pepper Jack]

Ugh, that means a SECOND video to recap today? *goes to refill blood pressure medication*

What "quality content" will replace it? Another Haul? Mookbong?

It is going to be a live weigh-in streamed to YouTube so we can see and hear her and the scale. She is also going to wear only a shirt so we can finally see dem layyyygggsss.

I'll take my now

 

[irishAzoth]

Finally the youtube spam button was put to good use
the video was so worthless that it was pretty much spam anyways
thanks to all that archive

 

[DubbleBubble]

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"Because I don't want to skip a day in my 100 days of uploading"

Bullshit, you just said you're ending that daily upload shit. You're mad about your paycheck.

Also of course she's going to pretend she doesn't understand what she did wrong.

I really, really want to see Big A get demonetized and shit. Both because this is a suicide by food channel, and more because I want to see the desperation kick in as Amber's binge money gets taken away suddenly. What will she do when the desperation, the need, THE HUNGER kicks in? Maybe she'll finally wake up and realize the true rea-yeah no she'd probably just panic and eat herself to death in a single night thinking she's going to starve when the money runs out.

 

[MissyMissy]

Really? They JUST SAID it's a crosspost from the social media thread. Why not head over there instead of trying to derail the first good AL thread we've had in ages? Dumbass

Kiwifarms ain't that deep twinks chilll

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

FYI, YouTube will remove your videos if they catch you buying likes/subscribers/views in mass quantities. If Amber happened to do so on this video (I can't definitively say she did) they could've removed her video for that reason. Just some food (lol) for thought.

 

[Aldora]

I wonder if having "grwm" in the title triggered something in the algorithm. I get it means "Get ready with me", but it really is just gibberish.

 

[Chihiro]

Man, when she wakes up for breakfast around 6 PM, she's gonna be sstthoooooo disheartened by this news!

uhm, boo boo, you know damn well gorl doesn't eat breakfast. No, she's going to go straight in to a binge. Or she already is.

 

[Aldora]

FYI, YouTube will remove your videos if they catch you buying likes/subscribers/views in mass quantities. If Amber happened to do so on this video (I can't definitively say she did) they could've removed her video for that reason. Just some food (lol) for thought.

Amber doesn't need to buy anything for her channel, she has had 3,700,000 views in the past thirty days alone.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

Amber doesn't need to buy anything for her channel, she has had 3,700,000 views in the past thirty days alone.

Did you forget about the mysterious surge in 'likes' on her videos for a while that had people speculating about whether or not she was buying them? More views leads to more money, showing up as suggested videos more often on people's home page, and overall better odds of legitimate views and new subscribers. Like I said, I can't definitively say that she did do it but it is a reason for YouTube to pull a video down.

 

[Aldora]

Did you forget about the mysterious surge in 'likes' on her videos for a while that had people speculating about whether or not she was buying them? More views leads to more money, showing up as suggested videos more often on people's home page, and overall better odds of legitimate views and new subscribers. Like I said, I can't definitively say that she did do it but it is a reason for YouTube to pull a video down.

People who follow Amber speculate over every thing she does or doesn't say, and nine time out of ten it is fake drama or rumours made up by the people following her. Amber hasn't been buying view, or comments, or subs, or likes, because she doesn't have to. For all her dumbness, Amber plays her viewers like a fiddle and knows how to play the youtube game: with clickbait titles and thumbnails of her stuffing her face with food.

 

[Masta]

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"Because I don't want to skip a day in my 100 days of uploading"

Bullshit, you just said you're ending that daily upload shit. You're mad about your paycheck.

Also of course she's going to pretend she doesn't understand what she did wrong.

She deserves everything that’s coming to her, she probably shitting bricks right now.

 

[EH 110]

It IS a deceptive video because she titles it with "All the tea", but there is none. When a video is all about her, that is not tea. lol

Just like her "weight loss" updates when they're all weight gain updates.

 

[ChubbyChaser]

Her Instagram is up

 

[SituationTypeThing]

I wonder if having "grwm" in the title triggered something in the algorithm. I get it means "Get ready with me", but it really is just gibberish.

No, I think it was the tea part, because it's back up with a new title, GRWM and answering questions.

 

[ADHD]

I really, really want to see Big A get demonetized and shit.

I really prefer her continue to have her lifestyle funded by AdSense on YouTube as opposed to the taxpayers, which is what will happen if she loses YouTube shekels.

 

[damngoorl]

The way she applies the highlighter will just serve to make her look fatter. Does she really want to highlight her hamster cheeks and brow ridges? Yikes.

 

[Munchie_Minder]

I really, really want to see Big A get demonetized and shit. Both because this is a suicide by food channel, and more because I want to see the desperation kick in as Amber's binge money gets taken away suddenly. What will she do when the desperation, the need, THE HUNGER kicks in? Maybe she'll finally wake up and realize the true rea-yeah no she'd probably just panic and eat herself to death in a single night thinking she's going to starve when the money runs out.

Give me all the bows, but she could probably get actual treatment if she was motivated and didnt have YT money and could potentially get disability and/or Medicaid. To get bariatric surgery in Kentucky, you just have to have a comorbid condition and be morbidly obese plus probably lose weight. Aww fuck, better not lose that YT money. She’s an addict to her followers, the attention and the food.

 

[Twinkie]

She's not a candidate for weight loss surgery. And even if she could get the surgery, what makes you think she'd lose weight? She is exactly the type of personality that "cheats" the surgery and loses pretty much nothing.

 

[ADHD]

Right. She needs her broken brain fixed first, and she's not interested in that.

It's too bad there's no way to test my amnesia theory.

I've actually wondered what would happen if she were in an accident that left her with amnesia. If she had no recollection at all of her childhood/whatever fucked her in the head to cause her to use food as a coping mechanism, would she still feel compelled to eat the way she does?

 

[Munchie_Minder]

She's not a candidate for weight loss surgery. And even if she could get the surgery, what makes you think she'd lose weight? She is exactly the type of personality that "cheats" the surgery and loses pretty much nothing.

Hence my last sentence.