💬 Off-Topic Guess Phil's weight

[CornetteFace]

Fellow Kiwis, let's play a little game.

Phil likes to think he's a slender little lantinx, but we all know that with his current lifestyle and diet that is far from the truth. So let us take guesses at Phil's weight. As a bonus give us a motivator/scenario for why he is currently so grossly fat.

I'll go first.

Phil's current weight is 357lbs and he last ate a whole block of latinx's cheese.

Your move.

 

[CatParty]

between 250-300

 

[Wafflehaus]

I'm gonna say 280 but only if you don't count the bondage

 

[Sczylak Madgar]

9999999999999999999

 

[Bassomatic]

He's not that tall so while still fat I'm thinking a bit lower, like 235.

 

[Hyperion]

I think his body weighs maybe 240 or 250 lbs, but all of the bullshit he spews weighs a million pounds.

 

[grilledcheesesandwich]

265, he got that way because of JUHNETICKS

 

[No Cavities]

How tall is Phil? I'm guessing that he's shorter than the average male, probably around 5'7". With the way that his calves looked in that video regarding his diabetes, I'd say he's probably close to 280. Definitely not the 2-0-3 that he last claimed.

 

[BT 075]

8.6 Couric's

 

[Pickle Inspector]

260 - 280 lbs, definitely morbidly obese.

 

[MasterDisaster]

250 pounds of dirty, rancid cis white male.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

He's not fat, he's big boned. Of course that just means he's got really fat bones.

So I'll say 350 pounds.

 

[Cid Highwind]

Phil himself weighs at least 250 pounds, but the fungus, bugs and microbes that live on his disgusting fat body weigh at least another 50 pounds, pushing his total weight to at least 300.

 

[Randy Lahey]

325 pounds.

 

[AnOminous]

245.

 

[Coldgrip]

Very underweight for a beluga whale.

 

[LiquidCooledGonads]

Yes.

 

[Megapiss]

420 lbs lmao

 

[Gagamaru]

four and a quarter hundredweight.

 

[VLAD]

Just north of OPL and just south of Strikerwolf.