Guess the Territory/State Using the Worst Clues on Earth

[Doseferatu]

Correct! I think I made that one too easy.

The Bean

Chicago.

Sweet. Here's my clue: people might call this place's inhabitants overly commercial, but really it's got more atmosphere than anywhere else on Earth! (hint: it's not a U.S. state)

This is slightly backwards of what you're saying, but Mt. Everest?

The largest city has too many niggers and the Capitol city has too many libshits

Wisconsin?

 

[Friendly Primarina]

Lisa's instrument with alien heading west gives ground at the border (5)

 

[Turtle O'Carolan]

Lisa's instrument with alien heading west gives ground at the border (5)

Texas

Five million people, fifty last names

 

[Doseferatu]

Texas

Five million people, fifty last names

Alabama?

 

[InspectorJappOfficial]

This is slightly backwards of what you're saying, but Mt. Everest?

I'm afraid not. You are thinking sort of along the right lines, though.

 

[Turtle O'Carolan]

Alabama?

Too populous. Think a little further north.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

Texas

Five million people, fifty last names

Bingo!

Blissful place manic toy run destroyed (5,6) This clue is retarded. Please ignore.

Clumsy sibling does this near Snake River (4,5)

 

[JULAY]

I'm afraid not. You are thinking sort of along the right lines, though.

Mt. Chimborazo.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

It's hot, it sucks, and there Dominicans everywhere.

Another place: where coconut niggers come from.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

It's hot, it sucks, and there Dominicans everywhere.

Another place: where coconut niggers come from.

Puerto Rico

 

[Old English Roast Beef]

A confession of vice.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Puerto Rico

Yes, bgut the second place is Samoa.

 

[Da Capo]

In response to @Old English Roast Beef
I can't say, could it be Connecticut?

Guess this area: Where both the north and south are pretty different from each other, especially in terms of politics and population

 

[Doseferatu]

Guess this area: Where both the north and south are pretty different from each other, especially in terms of politics and population

The Carolinas?

I would also have argued England back during the 1800s.