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Hitchhiker

Hitchhiker

God's gonna fuck you up and I get to watch.
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I was talking to my sister earlier, and she was telling me about how she met this girl in the same club as her. While her, and some people from this club were at a restaurant this girl starts going on about Chris, and how much she likes posting on Kiwi Farms. My sister was the only one who knew what she was talking about cause I've told her about it.

According to her this girl was definitely autistic, and was an actual crackhead who routinely forgot her bags of crack around people's houses. She was also emo, a lesbian, and her girlfriend openly started talking about the collar she has for her.

Which user do you think this?
 
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Pedophobe said:
Is volleyball club some kind of secret society you can't just go to and introduce yourself?

Of course now that you've made this thread she is going to be seriously creeped out when you do. So please record it.
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Yes it is a secret society, and also in a completely different state than the one I'm currently in. If she does find this thread I hope she learns to control her power level.
 
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Pedophobe said:
Of course now that you've made this thread she is going to be seriously creeped out when you do. So please record it.
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A female autist with good upper-body strength but no social boundaries knows that one of the members of her all-girls volleyball team sold her out for secondhand online cred... but which one was it?

Now she's a juggernaut fueled by crack and lesbianism who's determined to figure this out, by process of elimination if she has to.

OP you may wish to advise your sister.
 
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Cats said:
Sentence: Life Imprisonment for harming the feelings of the ruling class. It's not enough that they make more in a day than you ever will in your entire life. They just want to squash you thoroughly like a bug. God I hate Canada
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Heres the thing, if you are white and start getting uppity you won't make the news cause they don't want people to know that we are pissed.
t. fighting some ouchie charges.
 
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generic sauce said:
Heres the thing, if you are white and start getting uppity you won't make the news cause they don't want people to know that we are pissed.
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Hmm; so if someone crowdfunded a pair of tickets to Canada for the volleyball crack autist (and her lesbian wrangler), she could make it through a couple of provinces on a head-spiking spree before the news started putting out her description?

It's not me, by the way. I prefer badminton, and if I were a user I like to think I'd have a better crack-management system worked out.
 
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Aunt Carol said:
Hmm; so if someone crowdfunded a pair of tickets to Canada for the volleyball crack autist (and her lesbian wrangler), she could make it through a couple of provinces on a head-spiking spree before the news started putting out her description?

It's not me, by the way. I prefer badminton, and if I were a user I like to think I'd have a better crack-management system worked out.
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Naw it's more so when the good ol' boys start to crack and start tossing molitovs at OPP cars.
 
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