Orbiter Gunt Guard General - Cohortes praetoriae | General sperg thread

[RandomShirtlessMan]

Pretty much, that's why I said it'd be better if folks got other cows to laugh at. My main cow is Boogie, routinely I will just glance at his thread and go "Ah, nothing at all has happened today... I'll check Peetz. Oh nothing? I'll try Linkara, etc."

Too many people are obsessed with the Ralph thing and there isn't really enough content for it. Now people go nuts when something like the Portugal 2 trip ends in a fight which is fine, that was a lot of fun. Problem is they watch every show analysing the 15 seconds of footage, post 300 new pages on every Ralph thread. They watch Kino Casino, Cog, Flamenco, MATI, Metokur, etc. They go crazy... but that was weeks ago. Fucking nothing has happened since and half of the channels I just mentioned are 80% Ralph based so they're content dry too. So they go out and try and make drama instead or autistically obsess over nothing to try and cause it to be a drama.

I'm sure in the next month Ralph will do something incredibly dumb and I'll be back to watch and laugh... but then I'll go off and flip between my other cows of choice (or even just general chat about my hobbies) until the next thing happens. I won't be setting up a war room and hoping that if I read Ralph's tweets backwards and upside down there might be some secret code to reveal Ralph is secretly Chris Chan or something then spend 50 hours straight screaming at people to believe me on the boards.

Edit: Also quickly in regards to "Antis" and people saying its a pedo term. If it's a pedo term, the "ok" hand gesture is a white nationalist dog whistle. I've seen it used loads in different anime and vtuber communities, mainly as an insult for anyone who doesn't like a certain character/ship/actor/studio. I'm not sure if it came from Japan but a lot of the Japanese Vtubers I watch will specifically talk about "antis" when talking about trolls trying to fuck with them.

Here is a solution for your problem. Dont check for updates. We now have Ghost vs Gunt. Every 4 days or so theres a new "versus" thread. This man is the eternal corn harvest. If you are overwhelmed, just go do something else and come back in a week. Ive done that and when I came back, gunt was being punched on the face 10 seconds later.

 

[ThatDarnIrishMan]

Here is a solution for your problem. Dont check for updates. We now have Ghost vs Gunt. Every 4 days or so theres a new "versus" thread. This man is the eternal corn harvest. If you are overwhelmed, just go do something else and come back in a week. Ive done that and when I came back, gunt was being punched on the face 10 seconds later.

"People are too obsessed with Ralph when there isn't much drama. I often go watch other lolcows instead and just ignore Ralph for awhile until drama happens. More people should do that."

"WELL YOU SHOULD GO CHECK OTHER PLACES AND NOT WATCH RALPH AS MUCH UNTIL DRAMA HAPPENS!!!"

...I...I know. That's what I just said I do. It's basically exactly what I just recommended other people to do lol

Fuck sake dude lol

 

[Disheveled Human]

"Flamenco defenders" lol

You are heavily invested in the Vtuber thread, have an anime avatar, you defend Flamenco but play like you don't You are a fucking sex pest that deserves the rope.

 

[ThatDarnIrishMan]

You are heavily invested in the Vtuber thread, have an anime avatar, you defend Flamenco but play like you don't You are a fucking sex pest that deserves the rope.
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"defend Flamenco" - calling you retarded is not defending Flamenco lol
"Heavily invested in Vtuber thread" - literally only showed comments from the last 2 days, the first time I'd been on there in months lol
"Have an anime avatar" - It's not anime lol

You're batting 1000 here. Just like PPP in his great 'gotcha' moments. How'd they work out for him again? Were you one of the weirdoes who invited me onto chat to cry at me earlier because I wouldn't talk to you on Flamenco's thread? That was really funny when I got invited to your group session where you all cried at me like you'd all just caught me cheating on you and sat and coped together and reassured eachother. I hope you all healed from it lol

Also, this is off-topic (again). If you want to sperg, I don't know, get a livejournal to write about your feelings more. I'm not bogging this thread down with you crying so I won't be responding unless you go on topic again. Done lol

 

[Retrodogkiller]

I'm at the point where I think people should just kinda stop with the Ralph drama for a few weeks.

Threads like Flamenco's are just people sperging out about how everything is a 7D chess move and you just have to connect all the pieces and you might get something if you squint hard enough.
Kino Casino set itself on fire with yet another terrible attempt at a gotcha moment because they are so desperate to keep the hype train going.
The general Ralph board is nothing but Ralph vs INSERT RANDOM PERSON?!?!!?! Omg guys! Do you think he's finally turning on Nick?!
Then you got threads like this, obvious gayops and instead of people going "Well, this is gay, ignore it" it's 8 pages of conspiracy theories.

The Ralphasphere is getting to the point where it's more lame than Chris obsessives in the hay day where they were nearly going to his house to look in his fucking garbage to see what he was throwing out so they could be the first to report on it.

...or hell, maybe people should get other lolcows. It's weird seeing how many people post specifically on only a single board. Maybe don't focus on Ralph for a bit guys. Plenty of really funny threads about. I bounce between them when they get boring, it's way more interesting.

If you're burnt out on internet shit you know what really fucking helps? Turning off your computer and going outside. Or at least taking a few days off from the farms. Maybe a few weeks. No one is making you view this garbage hole of a board either retard. Just close your eyes.

 

[ThatDarnIrishMan]

If you're burnt out on internet shit you know what really fucking helps? Turning off your computer and going outside. Or at least taking a few days off from the farms. Maybe a few weeks. No one is making you view this garbage hole of a board either retard. Just close your eyes.

"People are too obsessed with Ralph when there isn't much drama. I often go watch other lolcows instead and just ignore Ralph for awhile until drama happens. More people should do that."

"WELL YOU SHOULD GO CHECK OTHER PLACES AND NOT WATCH RALPH AS MUCH UNTIL DRAMA HAPPENS!!!"

...I...I know. That's what I just said I do. It's basically exactly what I just recommended other people to do lol

Fuck sake dude lol

It was literally 2 posts up. 2 posts. That's like... half a scroll on your mouse's scroll wheel.

"YOU SHOULD MAYBE NOT PAY ATTENTION TO RALPH THEN"

"Weird... that's literally what I was advising others to do and follow my example."

Fuck, you're retarded lol Did you get to the first line of the first post and have a mini-stroke or something and just go from there? lol

 

[Retrodogkiller]

It was literally 2 posts up. 2 posts. That's like... half a scroll on your mouse's scroll wheel.

"YOU SHOULD MAYBE NOT PAY ATTENTION TO RALPH THEN"

"Weird... that's literally what I was advising others to do and follow my example."

Fuck, you're retarded lol Did you get to the first line of the first post and have a mini-stroke or something and just go from there? lol

Yet you're still here. Maybe you should take your advice and leave.

 

[ThatDarnIrishMan]

Yet you're still here. Maybe you should take your advice and leave.

It's weird when someone tags me specifically to cry at me... then cries louder because I responded and their pride got an ouchie lol

 

[Retrodogkiller]

It's weird when someone tags me specifically to cry at me... then cries louder because I responded and their pride got an ouchie lol

Still not taking your own advice I see. Are you still mad that you got bullied in the flam thread for being a retard?

 

[ThatDarnIrishMan]

Still not taking your own advice I see. Are you still mad that you got bullied in the flam thread for being a retard?

Continues to message me to continue to cry at me... to then cry even more that I responded. Weird tactic there lol "Hey! Give me attention!...why are you responding to me?"

'Bullied'... like when I went in, laughed at them and they got really mad and kept tagging me for hours afterwards and trying to invite me to group chats because they were so upset? Yeah. I felt really bullied there when I kept laughing at them as they obsessed over me. You know... kinda like right now... where you keep tagging me to cry at me because you're upset about that thread as well so you've followed me to a different thread to cry at me again.

But you're kinda going "off topic" again, just like the last upset person who followed me to a different thread to cry at me. So, if you want to talk about something on topic, please feel free to tag me again, I'd love to laugh at you again about something on topic. If you want to cry at me for laughing at you guys in the Flamenco thread... I don't know, maybe set up another group session on Discord and all have a wee cry about me again. It was hilarious last time you guys did it. I hope you guys get closure and no, I won't date you all again. lol

Peace.

 

[Killstream Kleanup Krew]

You faggots should stop shitting up the thread.

 

[Retrodogkiller]

Continues to message me to continue to cry at me... to then cry even more that I responded. Weird tactic there lol "Hey! Give me attention!...why are you responding to me?"

'Bullied'... like when I went in, laughed at them and they got really mad and kept tagging me for hours afterwards and trying to invite me to group chats because they were so upset? Yeah. I felt really bullied there when I kept laughing at them as they obsessed over me. You know... kinda like right now... where you keep tagging me to cry at me because you're upset about that thread as well so you've followed me to a different thread to cry at me again.

But you're kinda going "off topic" again, just like the last upset person who followed me to a different thread to cry at me. So, if you want to talk about something on topic, please feel free to tag me again, I'd love to laugh at you again about something on topic. If you want to cry at me for laughing at you guys in the Flamenco thread... I don't know, maybe set up another group session on Discord and all have a wee cry about me again. It was hilarious last time you guys did it. I hope you guys get closure and no, I won't date you all again. lol

Peace.

"I'm not mad, you're mad!" - faggot who wrote a three paragraph posts explaining how not mad they are.

See you around faggot.

 

[Bepis]

Edit: Also quickly in regards to "Antis" and people saying its a pedo term. If it's a pedo term, the "ok" hand gesture is a white nationalist dog whistle. I've seen it used loads in different anime and vtuber communities, mainly as an insult for anyone who doesn't like a certain character/ship/actor/studio. I'm not sure if it came from Japan but a lot of the Japanese Vtubers I watch will specifically talk about "antis" when talking about trolls trying to fuck with them.

I'm not ingrained in that community but I've picked up from drama surrounding it now and then that it's about shipping characters together but seems to also connect to various more degenerate content in fiction like rape, lolicon, etc. "Antis" are basically against the more degenerate stuff in favor of more "normal" ships and get angry about dark fiction. "Proshippers" tend to be the types who are okay with consuming this stuff as long as it is fictional. It's a very gay debate because no matter what your opinion on the topic is, both sides are unbearable.

 

[ThatDarnIrishMan]

I'm not ingrained in that community but I've picked up from drama surrounding it now and then that it's about shipping characters together but seems to also connect to various more degenerate content in fiction like rape, lolicon, etc. "Antis" are basically against the more degenerate stuff in favor of more "normal" ships and get angry about dark fiction. "Proshippers" tend to be the types who are okay with consuming this stuff as long as it is fictional. It's a very gay debate because no matter what your opinion on the topic is, both sides are unbearable.

As someone who is part of both the anime and Vtuber communities, I've never once heard "anti" being used as a term specifically used as anti degenerate porn term

I've heard it used repeatedly in the ways I have outlined already. It's just an insult word for someone who just dislikes someone. It's not used much in anime from what I've seen but I've seen people who hate specific companies or anime "antis" but I've mainly seen it used in the Vtubing community as a way to describe trolls. It's basically the world for "hater" in those communities not "they are opposed to our love of child porn" lol

Before this thread, I've never heard of it being used as a pedo term. Based on how autistic KF has been recently with claiming everyone is a pedo and claiming everything is secret 7D chess, it wouldn't surprise me that an autist has just claimed it means pedo shit to try and make up evidence again.

Also, someone being "pro shipping" doesn't meant they are pro child porn or even porn. Shipping literally means putting two characters in a relationship lol it just means that person is okay with characters being shipped. I don't know who has been feeding you info but you probably shouldn't listen to them again because everything there was totally off. Shipping isn't even always a sexual thing so those terms definitely aren't about debating child rape in fanfics or whatever lol.

 

[AltisticRight]

...or hell, maybe people should get other lolcows. It's weird seeing how many people post specifically on only a single board. Maybe don't focus on Ralph for a bit guys. Plenty of really funny threads about. I bounce between them when they get boring, it's way more interesting.

You are heavily invested in the Vtuber thread, have an anime avatar, you defend Flamenco but play like you don't You are a fucking sex pest that deserves the rope.
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Still not taking your own advice I see. Are you still mad that you got bullied in the flam thread for being a retard?

Let's clear this up for good and go back to having fun:
1. Unless you're Ralph, the world isn't black and white. I don't think Flamenco is a paedophile, but I also don't think he's bright, he's a filthy degenerate and he needs to change his ways. I'm not defending him. It's not mutually exclusive.
2. Flamenco's thread is one of the worst, we're not going to attempt to fix or moderate it. It's his fault for being such a reckless retard. I still don't dislike him nor do I think he's a paedophile, he's just a weirdo. The risk of doing anything to the thread is clear, it will spill into other threads where people don't give a fuck about weebs being sickos (or water... possessing the property of making things wet, fuck you Pegmenco you autist lol).
3. My views on the matter is as worthless as yours, make up your own minds. If you think he's a paedophile, that's fine. I don't care enough to change it, neither should you. Although, if you're hellbent on your position, just go to that thread.
4. Who cares about posting history and avatars, cmon.
5. Same as above, many of us shit talk Ralph despite no happenings, don't judge. If it's getting boring, just do something else.
Like this:

@Flamenco lol you suck at this game.

The Kino unites, Ralph divides. Let's not get our necks into a knot.

 

[Disheveled Human]

Let's clear this up for good and go back to having fun:
1. Unless you're Ralph, the world isn't black and white. I don't think Flamenco is a paedophile, but I also don't think he's bright, he's a filthy degenerate and he needs to change his ways. I'm not defending him. It's not mutually exclusive.
2. Flamenco's thread is one of the worst, we're not going to attempt to fix or moderate it. It's his fault for being such a reckless retard. I still don't dislike him nor do I think he's a paedophile, he's just a weirdo. The risk of doing anything to the thread is clear, it will spill into other threads where people don't give a fuck about weebs being sickos (or water... possessing the property of making things wet, fuck you Pegmenco you autist lol).
3. My views on the matter is as worthless as yours, make up your own minds. If you think he's a paedophile, that's fine. I don't care enough to change it, neither should you. Although, if you're hellbent on your position, just go to that thread.
4. Who cares about posting history and avatars, cmon.
5. Same as above, many of us shit talk Ralph despite no happenings, don't judge. If it's getting boring, just do something else.
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@Flamenco lol you suck at this game.

The Kino unites, Ralph divides. Let's not get our necks into a knot.

Dude we (Kiwi Farms) called Ralph and Mundane Matt pedos and baby rapists for fun when they had a minor slip up, now that there is a shit ton of evidence against some dude you like now we need CSI Forensics to label it; Nah he aint a pedo because its Flam and we like Flam. Fuck that shit its pretty fucking obvious the flamenco thread keeps getting worse and worse.

 

[Bepis]

As someone who is part of both the anime and Vtuber communities, I've never once heard "anti" being used as a term specifically used as anti degenerate porn term

I've heard it used repeatedly in the ways I have outlined already. It's just an insult word for someone who just dislikes someone. It's not used much in anime from what I've seen but I've seen people who hate specific companies or anime "antis" but I've mainly seen it used in the Vtubing community as a way to describe trolls. It's basically the world for "hater" in those communities not "they are opposed to our love of child porn" lol

Before this thread, I've never heard of it being used as a pedo term. Based on how autistic KF has been recently with claiming everyone is a pedo and claiming everything is secret 7D chess, it wouldn't surprise me that an autist has just claimed it means pedo shit to try and make up evidence again.

Also, someone being "pro shipping" doesn't meant they are pro child porn or even porn. Shipping literally means putting two characters in a relationship lol it just means that person is okay with characters being shipped. I don't know who has been feeding you info but you probably shouldn't listen to them again because everything there was totally off. Shipping isn't even always a sexual thing so those terms definitely aren't about debating child rape in fanfics or whatever lol.

Yeah, I didn't explain what I meant very well, sorry. I know it's not just specifically porn, but I've seen proshipper/anti used a lot on Twitter as kind of a broader term about how they feel about what should be "allowed" in fiction, rather than specifically just in shipping, I guess. I know what shipping actually is, but I'm seeing the terms used in ways other than actually being related to shipping. That said, my understanding of all this (beyond already having known what shipping is) comes from seeing the terms thrown around online and looking for context there. Stuff like this account is what I mostly see around.

 

[AltisticRight]

Dude we (Kiwi Farms) called Ralph and Mundane Matt pedos and baby rapists for fun when they had a minor slip up, now that there is a shit ton of evidence against some dude you like now we need CSI Forensics to label it; Nah he aint a pedo because its Flam and we like Flam. Fuck that shit its pretty fucking obvious the flamenco thread keeps getting worse and worse.

I've said nothing to that effect though? Even with Mr. Girl, Dax and Vito, I call them paedophile apologists.

I don't like him, I also just don't dislike him. "I don't care enough". If I liked him, that will be a problem and major conflict of interest when it comes to mopping. The same applies to vehement disdain. All things considered, he's a fucking idiot. How can someone with a public profile and known to be disliked not examine any public group he's about to associate with? He learned nothing from that porn incident, which I think was driving people (like me) to not care at all with the recent accusations.

I've personally never called Mundane Matt a paedophile. I've only implicated Ralph because his foundries of calling people (Josh, Flamenco, users of the forum, and many more) a paedophile is extremely shoddy and can be used directly against himself in a far better and logical manner.

Flamenco joined a paedophile group on steam...
vs.
Ralph with documented tweets thirsting over McKenzie Rittenhouse and video of him scouting Soph's timeline to pause at a photo... proclivity to "barely legal" teenagers, said he'll go by the lawful age (so 13 in Japan huh??)...
Like, shut the fuck up, Ethan.

The word "anti" is rabidly used in cults, Dream Stans uses it a lot. It's a brainrot term like "FUD, based and cringe".

 

[Disheveled Human]

I've said nothing to that effect though? Even with Mr. Girl, Dax and Vito, I call them paedophile apologists.

I don't like him, I also just don't dislike him. "I don't care enough". If I liked him, that will be a problem and major conflict of interest when it comes to mopping. The same applies to vehement disdain. All things considered, he's a fucking idiot. How can someone with a public profile and known to be disliked not examine any public group he's about to associate with? He learned nothing from that porn incident, which I think was driving people (like me) to not care at all with the recent accusations.

I've personally never called Mundane Matt a paedophile. I've only implicated Ralph because his foundries of calling people (Josh, Flamenco, users of the forum, and many more) a paedophile is extremely shoddy and can be used directly against himself in a far better and logical manner.

Flamenco joined a paedophile group on steam...
vs.
Ralph with documented tweets thirsting over McKenzie Rittenhouse and video of him scouting Soph's timeline to pause at a photo... proclivity to "barely legal" teenagers, said he'll go by the lawful age (so 13 in Japan huh??)...
Like, shut the fuck up, Ethan.

The word "anti" is rabidly used in cults, Dream Stans uses it a lot. It's a brainrot term like "FUD, based and cringe".

Look bro suck flamenco's cock all you want and act like he is more innocent then fuck faces like Ralph. To me this shit is fucking clear as day.

 

[Noproblemo]

What causes people to become like this?

Please get a perspective. Ralph's documented crimes are revenge porn and throwing a punch at a cop, crimes that every trailer park has dozens of. Yet there are people who write essays about how he's the literal devil.