Nah, he’s just mad we didn’t remind him earlier. Thanks to KF he only noticed in time to promise dinner on Wednesday night.
Guess she can kick rocks if she expected any presents. Doesn’t even rate a Armani bag, that’s only for Ralphamale. Sad.
So Pantsu can thank KF for a belated birthday dinner if she gets one. It’s truly a pics or it didn’t happen deal at this point. Ralph is so proud of any purchase over $30 he posts it on Twitter, so the dearth of any fancy birthday meal or presents makes it painfully obvious he didn’t do Jack or shit. He’s been to busy comparing his 173 views to Nick’s 35,000.
I don’t even believe he picked up a $10 Reese’s cake in the frozen food section at the grocery for her, but at least now he might go buy a cheap cake to photograph as proof.
Luckily, Ralph can count on Pantsu’s burning hatred of Faith and wanting to save face in front of the Mint Salad/Digibro troon crowd so she won’t call him out - yet.
It was the spite filled, fake ass birthday they both richly deserved.