Guntelegram & Discord - Documenting seething Reeethan's Telegram outbursts and Discord rages.

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The two even have the same estrogen levels.
Actually, maybe Ralph has more estrogen because his tits are enormous.
As grotesque as Hunchback Lucas is, Ethan Ralph‘s estrogen levels are likely higher. Lucas also dwarfs Ree-than’s tiny 5’1’’ frame, and surely has a bigger penis even post-mutilation. Ethan may also have bigger bitch tits than the hunchbacked dickless ogre.

Looks like even with a missing cock and pumped full of estrogen, Lucas is still more of a man than Ethan.
 
Ralph claims to have inside knowledge on why Josh disappeared for a week.
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lmfao what would null lying about that even prove though? "josh said a factually incorrect statement on purpose" k, then what? was it to trick someone into doing something fucked up? ethan is so desperate. idk why he cant just wait the internet usually grinds away at people from tranny mainstream backed gov crackdowns and internal autistic infighting. just wait for null to be cancelled by some autists on site trying to ppp him pig youre not doing well. theres the pro tip, just wait until the nwo goon squads shoot at him while users get upset at like some inconsequential bullshit and then just say its the "ralpha curse" like chris chan. its better than trying to like tattle tell every little thing josh does.
 
theres the pro tip, just wait until the nwo goon squads shoot at him while users get upset at like some inconsequential bullshit and then just say its the "ralpha curse" like chris chan. its better than trying to like tattle tell every little thing josh does.
Kiwi Farms is all piggy has going on in his life until he goes MIA or dies, that's sad. Couldn't have happen to a nicer person.
 
F, legit sorry for your loss, Josh.
I was going to say that Ralph is a hypocrite, but that's one of the most cliched and obvious things anyone could possibly ever say.
it bears repeating though. also since josh's grandmother died later, according to pig thinking misfortune and fortune is doled out as karma by god, all of it, we can assume his granny is in heaven while sandra is forever walking to dialysis where it most certainly is even hawt oawtsigh
Kiwi Farms is all piggy has going on in his life until he goes MIA or dies, that's sad. Couldn't have happen to a nicer person.
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but yeah this nigga was more bent on stalking kf on the deep web than most users were in accessing the site at that time lol. also do you think ralph thinks anything is weird when he constantly refreshes all his threads having people freaked out hes this devoted to reading any negative things about him? like how does he even cope reading posts like this? "nah yall fuckers just wanna abuse me behind mah back!" i dont get it. also ralph btw id legit stop if you just admitted bad things said about you effect you. i know itll hurt your stupid alt right grift but this all started because you had a tough guy persona people wanted to tear down because its clear these things bother you.
 
it bears repeating though. also since josh's grandmother died later, according to pig thinking misfortune and fortune is doled out as karma by god, all of it, we can assume his granny is in heaven while sandra is forever walking to dialysis where it most certainly is even hawt oawtsigh

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but yeah this nigga was more bent on stalking kf on the deep web than most users were in accessing the site at that time lol
You know what Josh Moon never did? Tell his grandmother to get an Uber or she’ll hitchhike to her dialysis, because Josh was so drunk and pilled up the night before that he was unable to wake up And didn’t feel like driving.

Also, Kiwi Farms are stalkers who go after people‘s families, guys! *Goes after family*. Ralph is a retarded hog.

And you are correct Melty, that this gunted nigga is a fucking deep web stalker of the Farms and Daddy Jim. The fucking Poast saga of Dick Masterson starting an instance, just so Ralph could see what JIm was saying about him, was hysterical.
 
also ralph btw id legit stop if you just admitted bad things said about you effect you. i know itll hurt your stupid alt right grift but this all started because you had a tough guy persona people wanted to tear down because its clear these things bother you.
He agreed that hurt feelings should be considered damages in a lawsuit in the Vordrak interview. It's over for that grift, not like anyone around him cares about him being a bitchmade pussy.
The funniest part to me is his Poast alt. All the trouble of getting someone to make an instance just for him, and he ended up making an alt anyway.
My schizophrenic fanfiction about this is Ralph convincing Dick Masterson to get him a sort of like "Twitter verified" account where he can block all those pesky Kiwi Farms users. Because of this and Kiwi Farms being down, he had to make a Poast account to stalk those pesky users. Cope, seething, desperation and delusions of dominance.
 
it bears repeating though. also since josh's grandmother died later, according to pig thinking misfortune and fortune is doled out as karma by god, all of it, we can assume his granny is in heaven while sandra is forever walking to dialysis where it most certainly is even hawt oawtsigh

I guess Ralph can't fathom the notion that maybe josh got the call for reading the last will and testament because maybe his grandmother left him something unlike piggy who only got a cracker jack ring mailed to him by an uncle.

To me that would be the most likely reason for the delay.
 
He agreed that hurt feelings should be considered damages in a lawsuit in the Vordrak interview. It's over for that grift, not like anyone around him cares about him being a bitchmade pussy.
i mean instead of reading a haru post on the deeb web and screaming I DON CURR LOOK AT HAO MACH AH DON CURR YER THE MAD WAN AH DOH DURR he just says "not cool i dont like that" i probably would just leave him alone for actually being honest instead of trying to have his cake and eat it to where he just outright tells jim hes upset we make fun of him but still trying to pretend that hes cool via this imagined disinterest in being made fun of and pretending he only tries to get us back desperately because he just doesnt care that much.
I guess Ralph can't fathom the notion that maybe josh got the call for reading the last will and testament because maybe his grandmother left him something unlike piggy who only got a cracker jack ring mailed to him by an uncle.

To me that would be the most likely reason for the delay.
sandra left the alogs more via the pill clips than she could ever leave for the gunt
 
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Ethan, this is why I can't feel too bad about people shit-talking your dead relatives.

Stop being a nigger. Act like a man for once in your life. I know you didn't have anybody who could be an example for you but trust me it's not hard at your age to act as a mature, rational adult if you can just stop being a nigger for five fucking minutes of your miserable shit-stained existence. People with and without role models can do it, and while I can't say I believe in you the time is always right to just stop being a nigger.
 
Ethan, this is why I can't feel too bad about people shit-talking your dead relatives.

Stop being a nigger. Act like a man for once in your life. I know you didn't have anybody who could be an example for you but trust me it's not hard at your age to act as a mature, rational adult if you can just stop being a nigger for five fucking minutes of your miserable shit-stained existence. People with and without role models can do it, and while I can't say I believe in you the time is always right to just stop being a nigger.
Asking Ethan Ralph to stop being a white-trash nigger is like asking the bird to stop flying, the fish to stop swimming, and the sun to stop rising. It goes against the core of what he is, of his essential nature - that of being a nigger. And being a hog.
 
You know what Josh Moon never did? Tell his grandmother to get an Uber or she’ll hitchhike to her dialysis, because Josh was so drunk and pilled up the night before that he was unable to wake up And didn’t feel like driving.

Also, Kiwi Farms are stalkers who go after people‘s families, guys! *Goes after family*. Ralph is a retarded hog.

And you are correct Melty, that this gunted nigga is a fucking deep web stalker of the Farms and Daddy Jim. The fucking Poast saga of Dick Masterson starting an instance, just so Ralph could see what JIm was saying about him, was hysterical.
You know what else Josh didn't do? He didn't abandon his grandmother on her deathbed to play house with a pedophile horse nor was his grandmothers last thoughts were of shame and disappointment unlike Sandra's last thoughts in regards to Ralph.
 
You know what else Josh didn't do? He didn't abandon his grandmother on her deathbed to play house with a pedophile horse nor was his grandmothers last thoughts were of shame and disappointment unlike Sandra's last thoughts in regards to Ralph.
Josh also didn’t rape Alice, cook puppies in an oven for dinner, store venom in his two bulbous gunt sacs, or release a sex tape of his micropenis impregnating a mentally-ill teenager with the mind of a 14-year-old.

Josh also didn’t cry when he streamed with Mister Metokur, LMFAO.
 
So where's Clyde and Pink, Ralph?
What about Ronnie and Sandra?
At least Linda is in heaven now, what about your trash lineage?

Burning in Hell.
Pink Ralph lol. Sounds like a hoot for someone from a family of Carpetbaggers.
I would've liked to have met her.

Ethan, this is why I can't feel too bad about people shit-talking your dead relatives.

Stop being a nigger. Act like a man for once in your life. I know you didn't have anybody who could be an example for you but trust me it's not hard at your age to act as a mature, rational adult if you can just stop being a nigger for five fucking minutes of your miserable shit-stained existence. People with and without role models can do it, and while I can't say I believe in you the time is always right to just stop being a nigger.
See I hate when he brings peoples families into this shit, because its obvious from his reactions one of the few things that genuinely hurts him is when people bring up Sandra, especially the dialysis shit. I was listening to him talking about her and theres real regret there and I can understand that because I lost my mom a few years ago myself, and seeing how it upset him has made me stop shit talking him about his mom because I felt like an asshole for doing it.
But then in usual Gunt fashion he pulls this shit, and its hard to make a case for why hitting him about his mom is kinda below the belt when he does that shit himself.
I second this post.
For fucks sake Ralph, stop being such an asshole and people would go easier on you.
 
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