Guntelegram & Discord - Documenting seething Reeethan's Telegram outbursts and Discord rages.

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An automatic clown said:
Ethan Ralph dead at 37
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Do you think maybe he saw this tweet from Grace Thorp and realized he was about to be ruthlessly mogged for being between 5'1 and 5'3 (depending on which lifts he's wearing)? If she shows up at 5'10 and just takes a giant shit on all the AF manlets Ralph has to know he'll suffer another humiliation by a female.
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Sam Losco's Wife said:
Do you think maybe he saw this tweet from Grace Thorp and realized he was about to be ruthlessly mogged for being between 5'1 and 5'3 (depending on which lifts he's wearing)? If she shows up at 5'10 and just takes a giant shit on all the AF manlets Ralph has to know he'll suffer another humiliation by a female.
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Would.
 
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I would be very upset if he is actually dead and it happened in a non silly manner.

Who would even notice his death and report it on his Telegram?
Any mexican emergency services would have informing the paypigs of his passing very low on their list of priorities. Removing the biohazard carcass would be N.1.

He'll probably pull some gay wrestling
"I lived bish" stunt, rising out of the Modello tomb.
 
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RIP

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Ralph deleted that last suicide bait from his twitter and tired to pretend it wasn't suicide bait. Going to be harder to spin this one when he wakes up this afternoon and sees what he posted.

BTW, is Ralph still in the baby poop rental? I thought he might have transferred to smaller quarters. He uses that terrible green screen and Cozy backdrop but I'm sure people who actually watch his show can tell if he's still in the same place. (Clinking bottles will be anywhere he dwells.) I'd bet Ralph would have trouble finding a decent rental in Merida now that he doesn't have Pantsu. I know they don't do credit checks in Mexico, but I don't imagine any landlords with decent properties would be keen to rent to a man that looks like Ralph. Ralph is whatever the opposite of "Rico Americano con mucho dinero" is in Mexico.
 
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I don't think Ralph is clever enough to do this (or at least in his current brain fog), but I wonder if he literally posted that to cockblock Null on MATI. If Null declares Ralph dead on stream, Ralph comes back and goes, "Look who's not dead, bish." If Null completely ignores Ralph because obvious bait, he ignores all of Ralph's other fuck-ups since Tuesday afternoon (Merida time).

More likely Ralph is just being a manipulative woman, as always.
 
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Dixieland Buckaroo said:
I don't think Ralph is clever enough to do this (or at least in his current brain fog), but I wonder if he literally posted that to cockblock Null on MATI. If Null declares Ralph dead on stream, Ralph comes back and goes, "Look who's not dead, bish." If Null completely ignores Ralph because obvious bait, he ignores all of Ralph's other fuck-ups since Tuesday afternoon (Merida time).

More likely Ralph is just being a manipulative woman, as always.
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? just talk about all the other random shit and then wait until mentioning the bait.
 
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Dixieland Buckaroo said:
[some shit I agree with] but I wonder if he literally posted that to cockblock Null on MATI. If Null declares Ralph dead on stream, Ralph comes back and goes, "Look who's not dead, bish." If Null completely ignores Ralph because obvious bait, he ignores all of Ralph's other fuck-ups since Tuesday afternoon (Merida time).

More likely Ralph is just being a manipulative woman, as always.
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Disagree hardcore, this requires way more forward thinking than a benzo addict and alcoholic can do.

He was probably fucked up and crying that he’s TRULY alone for the first time in his life. Any manipulation will be on the back end to save face for the Groypers. This is a call for help, that no one will answer. His orbiters are the only thing keeping him alive. When they grow tired of the grift, that will be it.
 
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Wonder how long Ralph will lay low. If he's assblasted at the AF crowd for shunning him and not wanting him in Florida he might lurk on his sockpuppets for 24 hours or so posting compliments to himself and bemoaning all the evil befalling the Kang.

Most lolcows would ghost for a few days to drum up drama and worry, make those catbois pay for not appreciating a Ralph guest appearance! But Ralph's ego can only tolerate not using his official profiles for so long, and all the booze and xanax ensure he can't remain silent. Ralph is totally alone and only a few online retards to bolster his ego and he badly needs their validation and encouraging words.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Wonder how long Ralph will lay low. If he's assblasted at the AF crowd for shunning him and not wanting him in Florida he might lurk on his sockpuppets for 24 hours or so posting compliments to himself and bemoaning all the evil befalling the Kang.

Most lolcows would ghost for a few days to drum up drama and worry, make those catbois pay for not appreciating a Ralph guest appearance! But Ralph's ego can only tolerate not using his official profiles for so long, and all the booze and xanax ensure he can't remain silent. Ralph is totally alone and only a few online retards to bolster his ego and he badly needs their validation and encouraging words.
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How long can Ralph afford to go without streaming?
 
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If any of his fake friend ballwashers truly cared about him they probably would have called some sort of Mexican welfare check on him, but truly nobody gives a fuck if Ralph lives or dies.
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That's what I imagined would have happened, but either not a single one of his "friends" cares enough to do it, or the embassy has had enough calls about Ralph to ignore it.

I do wonder how he will handle this one when he finally wakes up from his latest binge. Is it gonna be the classic "It was all a work alogs, I fooled you!" or is he going to really milk it with "I survived a sudoku attempt please give me money?
The only other option I can think of is him losing access to his account(s) but by this point if someone had done that why wouldn't they have leaked DMs or other embarrassing info?

Either way, quite an achievement for Ralph to go 12+ hours without tweeting, under normal circumstances (and if not for the "death" announcement) people would have started suspecting he had OD'd after being offline for so long.
 
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