Careercow Gunther Fehlinger - Platonic Ideal of a Eurocrat made flesh. Future Furher of the NATO-Reich.

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

This man has a fetish for dismantling non-NATO countries. It's like he played HoI4 once with the historical foci off and unironically enjoyed the border gore peace deals.

 

[Tetra]

We must end neutrality world wide. Give war a chance.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

This guy really should have been born at least 200 years ago. He would have been right at home in the 1848 Revolutions screaming about Deutschland über alles and leading people into song to raise the black-red-gold flag. Or maybe just 120 years ago, and we would be reading about all the fun shenanigans he got involved on Eastern Europe and later life in South America.

I do find it funny how he somehow correctly arrived at the conclusion Lula is a cunt unlike so many other NATO and Neo-Liberal Globalist golems, but for the stupidest reasons and only to proceed to be so goddamn retarded about it. Good try on the split Brasil, but too many parts we are not that complicated just a basic split between North + Northeast and the rest would have done fine. Making São Paulo independent from everyone else would be stupid he likely just got that idea from the fact it was a thing considered in the 1930's due to local politics.

And of course quite amusing to see people think he is for real a NATO and EU official. Goes to show that confidence, presentation and just pretending that you know what you are doing can take you a real long way.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

Gunther has invoked the Assad curse upon himself.

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

Been a busy weekend for Gunther. Mexico has made his list. Assad curse invoked. But we may have the beginning of real drama. A normie journalist has started pearl clutching about an Austrian Man out to destroy Israel, but Gunther remains resolute.

Matt was the former Germany station for The Wall Street Journal and currently works for politico.eu. So a complete libshit, but hit piece incoming? Any Euros know this guy and if he's as famous as Gunther claims?

YES TO GUNTHER ON ENGLISH WIKIPEDIA 2023

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Gunther's faith in Europa über alles is so strong he can break the conditioning and criticize Israel. That is how serious he is on his crusade.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

He's sperging about Mexico because Russian soldiers marched in Mexico's Independence Day parade.

 

[The Grognard]

Gunther's faith in Europa über alles is so strong he can break the conditioning and criticize Israel. That is how serious he is on his crusade.

It's not breaking the conditioning, it's the opposite. He truly believes in the End of History so much that he doesn't see any reason to care about what people outside the system think because in this mindset, he has already won and trampling upon the foul socialists/nationalists is just a victory lap on top of the ones done after the Berlin Wall fell and the Soviet Union imploded. His peers might have enough tact to not say it out loud or they are willing to compromise on the holy neoliberal doctrine out of pragmatism. Not this man, the Eurocrat Extraordinarie and Holy Map-drawer of future Nations, Gunther Fehlinger. In his mind, it's always 1992.

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

Within a few hours, Gunther went from apologizing for Austrian aggression against Serbia, to saying they deserved every single bomb and he'll fucking do it again. The duality of man, sir. You know, the Fehlinger Thing.

Also can confirm his problem with Ireland is he thinks they won't join NATO because they're planning to roll over the border and invade NI against poor England. I can see why they don't appreciate him over there. NO TO IRISH ANSCHLUSS 2023!

A tweet crafted perfectly to offend everyone.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Gunther out here pushing for the Serbian Nationalist / Irish Republican Army alliance very wholesome the peacemaker he is.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

He's sperging about Mexico because Russian soldiers marched in Mexico's Independence Day parade.

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Ah sweet, just give each cartel their own government and we can finally see the Mexican drug war turn into an actual war between two (or more) countries.

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

Gunther out here pushing for the Serbian Nationalist / Irish Republican Army alliance very wholesome the peacemaker he is.

Tupac alive in Crossmaglen

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

A Serbian ex-pat, I believe, has finally gotten under Gunther's skin. Despite a week of wading into the Sikh-Indian race war, an off hand shit post that's pretty supportive is what demanded his ire.

O | Archive isn't playing nice right now but it's this video.

It's a 20 second video and got a laugh from me. Gunther, how ever, wants the record clear he is not on a yacht in South Beach with black prostitutes, on his way to form Cuba Libre. He is in Austria.

 

[Mudkipcorn]

Enjoying the thread, OP. I don't know if it will ever leave the PG. As others have said, this guy may be a little too well-adjusted to be a lolcow. I doubt that he'll fulfill some of the criteria. As someone who used to work in Brussels, he has a special appeal.

A Serbian ex-pat, I believe, has finally gotten under Gunther's skin. Despite a week of wading into the Sikh-Indian race war, an off hand shit post that's pretty supportive is what demanded his ire.

Well maybe this will mark a change. It shows he is susceptible to trolling so who knows how far he'll go!

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Ich bin neutraler Jäger

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

Well maybe this will mark a change. It shows he is susceptible to trolling so who knows how far he'll go!

Maybe, but it's not even an insulting troll so maybe not. Probably gonna rework the OP this weekend to focus on his flirtations with causing international incidents and potential drama and wait. Or he'll keep Mr. Magoo'ing his way through controversy.

 

[Geranium]

It's a 20 second video and got a laugh from me. Gunther, how ever, wants the record clear he is not on a yacht in South Beach with black prostitutes, on his way to form Cuba Libre. He is in Austria.

I think Gunther's call for "FistedFoucault" to feel shame shows the limits of his English.

Here are some transparent Gunther images so you can show your approval or disapproval and need for immediate Balkanisation .


Edit: Here's one of which I'm sure he approves:

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

Here are some transparent Gunther images

Thank you for this offering.

Edit: Also fun fact, from his podcast, Gunther does social media in English because it should be the international language of trade. Freitrade uber Alles

 

[Markass the Worst]

It's a shame there's no thread category for "Information on mildly interesting but non-lolcow personalities". I wonder if such a thing would actually be useful/in demand enough.

I can think of another thread like this, Marco Wollank who runs privacytools.io. It was started in PG but moved to off-topic.

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

Sunday is supposed to be a day of rest, but Gunther instead took up his Cross. Ho boy. Settle in.

Sunday, September 24 2023, 3 men attacked a police station in Kosovo. One police officer was killed along all 3 attackers. Some speculation abounded they were Serbians. This derailed any attempt by Gunther to forgive Serbia for not knowing history ended in 1991.

Gunther spent a few hours arguing with various Balkoids and calling for the US 6th Fleet to sail off the coast, ready to bomb Belgrade.

Bonus Rare Gunther:

Now here's where it's gone big time. NB, I am relying on English translations here, since the following shitfest takes place in three to four languages. That day, Serbian President Aleksandar Vučić gave a press conference where he apparently referred to the attackers as "his men". This led to speculation it was an attempted false flag, but more importantly, Vučić brought up Gunther by name, as seen above. Vučić named Gunther as stating NATOs true goals, that of keeping Serbia not Strong and read one of his bomb Belgrade tweets aloud.

Gunther remained firm.

Then the articles started coming out in various local sources. I'll link them here, archive Soon.
ENGLISH:
NATO cheerleader calls for new bombing of Belgrade - RT | A
Austrian lobbyist called on NATO to bomb Serbia immediately - BulgarianMilitary.com | A
NATO spokesman Günter Fehlinger called on the alliance to start bombing Belgrade in connection with what is happening in Kosovo - TopWar.Ru | A
BARBARIAN:
Günter Fehlinger, nakon poziva na raspad Rusije, Kine i Indije, od NATO-a zatražio bombardiranje Beograda - Geopolitika | A
KURTIJEV LOBISTA POZIVA NA BOMBARDOVANJE BEOGRADA: Evo šta je poručio albanski simpatizer (FOTO) | A

I will note of the English sources, TopWar identifies him as a NATO official. If Serbia wants to frame the conversation as Serbia v. NATO, Gunther is sure helping. Since then, Gunther has resumed his normal routine in North Macedona and we await further developments. I am an Amerimutt, so keeping track of development in the Balkans is troublesome so I am once again asking for any Euros to weigh in with context or sources.

A side development is that we will likely not see the Serbian-Irish alliance, but instead get the Serbian-Indian Nationalist Alliance.

"Boohoo nigga, cry about it." - Gunther Fehlinger, in response to calls for his assassination. Historically, Austrians ignoring threats of autistic Serbian assassins has not gone well.

Spoiler: Clean copy of Capt. Gunther