Careercow Gunther Fehlinger - Platonic Ideal of a Eurocrat made flesh. Future Furher of the NATO-Reich.

[The Grognard]

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Check the spelling when crediting me.

 

[The Gene Genie]

The fact that he makes brownoid turdworldist seethe over his 19th century-style "Erm...this is not legal?" bureaucratic way of thinking is great. What a gem. I hope he never changes.

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

Roughly ninety minutes until Gunther sits down with Sikh nationalists to discuss liberating Khalistan. Strong possibility of 'YOU ARE THE FUCKING' as a result.

Edit: Got a chance to pop in, it's being recorded so I can just post it when it's done.

Edit 2: Two hours in and it's still going on. Gunther is rambling on about how if Khalistan wants to be free, the Sikhs need to bring the proposed border to the European Parliament for approval and he's offering his services to guide them into the world of Euro bureaucracy. The Sikh is claiming they're heirs to the Greeks of Alexander. the fuck is going on

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

The Sikh is claiming they're heirs to the Greeks of Alexander.

Haha, what a story Singh

Anyway hows your sex life

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Is the Sikh trying to make a Alexander > Seleucids > Bactrian > Yavanarajya >>>>>> Eventually Sikhs claim? I love schizo conspiracy theories like that.

And of course Gunther is appealing to the courts and legalism. Ordnung muss sein! Bureaucracy rules all!

 

[Montalbane]

I cant bear to hate this man.
His autism is so pure its wholesome
Like touching a lavic stone
The residual heat of whatever crazed beaurocratic god died to give birth to him still shines through the furheringer.

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

Okay. Looks like it's finally over. Final run time 3:20. I only got to check in a bit on my lunch break so here's what I saw. It was originally scheduled for 30 minutes, they opened it up to the audience after that, and Gunther left sometime after the two hour mark. My initial impression is that this a group of Sikh diaspora who want to recruit Gunther to be their ambassador to Europe and lobby for an independent Sikh state. There basis for legitimacy is a referendum of Sikh's in Canada. This is fitting as it has about as much legal authority as Gunther's tweets. I can also confirm Gunther doesn't just retweet any map given to him, he actually checks with people if they're 'workable'.

Sikh trying to make a Alexander

I assume so. Gunther was banging on about how new countries had to gain the approval of the two capitals, D.C. and Brussels, to join the west and the guy jumped in with "You know, the official language was Greek until we were colonized by India." But if you enjoy that brand of we wuz'ery, there's a whole theory about how King Tut was mortally wounded fighting the Sea People in Co. Clare.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Has this gotten out to street Xitter yet? Did Gunther redeem the card?

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

My initial impression is that this a group of Sikh diaspora who want to recruit Gunther to be their ambassador to Europe and lobby for an independent Sikh state. There basis for legitimacy is a referendum of Sikh's in Canada.

OK so it was 3.5 hours of a bunch of people verbally masturbating in a giant circle jerk. Got it.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

OK so it was 3.5 hours of a bunch of people verbally masturbating in a giant circle jerk. Got it.

I mean, that's his whole shtick playing pretend NATO attache for Austria

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

Has this gotten out to street Xitter yet? Did Gunther redeem the card?

Some. But it's currently 3 AM in H1BStan.

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

Good Morning, Sirs.

 

[Merry]

Good Morning, Sirs.
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DO NOT REDEEM THE KHALISTAN SIRS. NO. NO! NOOOOOO!

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

DO NOT REDEEM THE KHALISTAN SIRS. NO. NO! NOOOOOO!

DO NOT REDEEM DISMANTLE INTO EXINDIA SIRS!

 

[Return of the Freaker]

The moment Gunther gets into a slapfight with the poos is my vote for moving the thread. Please let this kraut wade blindly into hindutva insanity

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

Is nijjar purposefully similar to nigger or is this just a cosmic coincidence of two slurs from different sides of the planet sounding nearly identical

 

[Tequila Jong]

DISMANTLE THE HINDU EMPIRE
DEFEAT HINDU NATIONALISM

Comedy fucking gold.





-ahem-

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

nijjar

Nijjar is Hardeep Singh Nijjar, the Sikh separatist from Canada that India accused of terrorism and probably killed. Calling someone a 'Nijjar' is a thinly veiled threat. I'm compiling more sperging before Gunther cuts for the weekend and goes nuts, but for now..

GUNTHER, NOOO!

Also bonus joke map that was funny to me. I support the isolation of Yankee Carolina but refuse to recognize Hitlerville until they make Ashville live up to it's name.

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

Street Shitter Seething below the fold. But first some news. Gunther's antics have made the Hindu Nationalist papers, earning a long recap. They point out he is a lone nut but accuse him of guiding terrorists.

https://www.opindia.com/2023/10/nato-expansion-lobbyist-gunther-fehlinger-tells-khalistani-terrorists-how-to-create-khalistan/

https://archive.ph/594HY

This might actually be bad news for us. The account that hosted the space yesterday is blocked in India by court order, which likely explains the lower than expected engagement and lack of true broken English. Gunther has said before he's received legal complaints from India, and 'Jeets are tagging Indian security services, so he may soon be cut off from the Subcontinent.

Let's do a fun India fact before we get to the Shittening. From 1946 to 1948, the victorious powers in the Pacific convened a tribunal for the leaders of Imperial Japan. Each nation was allowed a judge and for some reason that included India. They sent a man named Radhabinod Pal. Pal would be the lone dissenting opinion, stating that he thought all defendants should be found not guilty. While the white washed version states it was because he opposed the tribunal on grounds it was victor's justice, his statements reveal otherwise. He has such bangers as "The US wanted the war and provoked Japan to start it", "The Nanking Massacre wasn't official policy and was exaggerated anyway", and of course "Well the US dropped the bomb so we can't judge.". Imperial Japanese revisionism while Tojo was still alive.
But the real kicker is his complaint that the trial did not bring Western colonialism in as a factor. Not only legal whataboutism but you may remember that kicking out the white man and returning Asia to Asians was the exact justification Tokyo gave for the Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere. He does not seem to have asked his colleagues from the Philippines and China how that worked in practice. Am I implying this fucking poo looked at the prospect of bringing justice to Imperial Japan and thought "How can I make this about India and do the needful?". Yes I am.

Here's the harvest.

 

[Big Nasty]

Shitposting is a fucking martial art in India.