💼 Careercow Gunther Fehlinger - Platonic Ideal of a Eurocrat made flesh. Future Furher of the NATO-Reich.

But, uh
Gunther, who won the Battle of Stalingrad?
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Foltest said:
Gunther has declared war on the worst country in Europe.
A country so evil and full of "neutrality" that it makes his NATO heart cry.
Thats right, Ireland is next on Gunther list.

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Bro I am literally crying now Gunther how could you? All we want is to unite our country. :'(
 
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Yes this is 100% a serious organization yes Gunther is one of the founding members yes it's an actual organization with a large amount of speakers

yes most likely the European Union the US state department is paying for this Gunther king of all of Europe I kneel in your ability to steal money from the government stupid things
 
AeroGavin Rossdale said:
Ireland, or Gunther-Ar-La:
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Also as someone who speaks the language I'd just like to point out that the phrase Gunther ár lá does not make any sense. I get it, it's a play on the phrase Tiocfaidh ár lá which means "our day will come" with the phrase "our day" representing the day where the British are driven from the 6 counties. But the word excluded, tiocfaidh, is the future form of the word tar which is the future form of the verb "tar" which is how we say "come" in Gaeilge. So as an Irish speaker when I see "Gunther ár lá" what I see is "Gunther Our Day" which doesn't make sense.

I'd suggest changing it to "Gunther go Brách" or if you want to use the more anglicized but famous version "Gunther go Bragh" which is a play on the phrase "Éirinn go Brách" or the anglicized "Erin go Bragh" which literally means "Ireland forever" which is used to express loyalty to the Irish nation. It's another Irish nationalist saying but a bit older and not as associated with the IRA which I suspect is why the saying was picked. You could also do "Tiocfaidh Gunther" which means "Gunther will come" but I'm not sure that has the same ring to it.

Hope I'm not being a schizo or an autist or derailing shit or whatever, that's why I spoilered it. But at the same time I felt like you should know that you butchered the language.
 
Sargon's wife's son said:
Why is there that many countries in the slavic parts of Russia that would make much more sense as one country and most of those countries are just 90% uninhabited wilderness
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I assume he just made every other Russian oblast its own country.

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And gave the US that giant chunk in the middle.

(Fun Fact: The purple one is where Lenin wanted to deport all Orthodox Jews.)
 
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Sargon's wife's son said:
Why is there that many countries in the slavic parts of Russia that would make much more sense as one country and most of those countries are just 90% uninhabited wilderness
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Gunther actually has a point here even if his map is terrible and lazy (I prefer the 769 borders) it's known as the Prison of Nations for good reason, most of the little ethnicities like Karelians/Ingrians/Chuvash/Mordvins/Nenets/Bashkirs/Tatars/Khanty/Mansi etc still have their "automatous republics" but even the "Slavic" bits have regions like Ryazan/Oka/Perm which have a historic precedent and tendency for separatism ala Texas or Rhineland, assuming TVTVL NVTV VVCTVRY they'd 100% be spun off like little Lebanons.
 
Buttigieg2020 said:
I assume he just made every other Russian oblast its own country.

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And gave the US that giant chunk in the middle.

(Fun Fact: The purple one is where Lenin wanted to deport all Orthodox Jews.)
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So could this mean he would give cities such as Norilsk to the United States? A city that is 2% of Russia's economy and was once the most polluted city in the world due to one company to the US? Due to the state of United State's neglected cities like Jackson, Detroit and Oakland. Norilsk would be an even bigger shithole
 
Lunar Eclipse Paradox said:
So could this mean he would give cities such as Norilsk to the United States? A city that is 2% of Russia's economy and was once the most polluted city in the world due to one company to the US? Due to the state of United State's neglected cities like Jackson, Detroit and Oakland. Norilsk would be an even bigger shithole
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After looking more closely at it, it’s not an American Flag, it’s an American Flag facsimile with a green color scheme.
See @Sargon's wife's son post.
Norilisk independence now!
 
Lunar Eclipse Paradox said:
So could this mean he would give cities such as Norilsk to the United States? A city that is 2% of Russia's economy and was once the most polluted city in the world due to one company to the US? Due to the state of United State's neglected cities like Jackson, Detroit and Oakland. Norilsk would be an even bigger shithole
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Hey, it's a lovely city when you see it in person, and it also has cozy hospitals
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Not creepy at all.

Buttigieg2020 said:
After looking more closely at it, it’s not an American Flag, it’s an American Flag facsimile with a green color scheme.

Norilisk independence
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The United States of Siberia will rise
 
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