💼 Careercow Gunther Fehlinger - Platonic Ideal of a Eurocrat made flesh. Future Furher of the NATO-Reich.

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VargReallyDidNothingWrong said:
Did Putin personally go to Indiana and convince 26k people there to vote for Baraka Obamna? There's no convincing evidence to the contrary so it COULD have happened!!
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Gunther grifting through the wacky world of Obama era Con Inc./The Proto Chudosphere would’ve been so kino,but sadly it only took until the Russia Ukraine invasion to finally make him snap and give him the Batman Rogue Origin needed to justify the madness. Not to say his nut wasn’t cracked before but he was perfectly content keeping it in his small bubble until that popped.
 
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Remember Gunther,a broken clock is right two times a day
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Vinluv Handesbukia said:
Remember Gunther,a broken clock is right two times a day
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Completely OT maybe, but why the hell is Putin banning satanists 40 years after the satanic panic? Also, why is he looking more and more like Gorbachev with each passing day?

Anyway, Günther tax:
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Today we’re learning about his chicken diet, his BF% and how his wife taught him about the caloric contents of alcohol. I can’t help but unironically love the dude. He’s even wearing the ubiquitous continental swim trunks (iykyk).
 
vercingotisrix said:
Completely OT maybe, but why the hell is Putin banning satanists 40 years after the satanic panic? Also, why is he looking more and more like Gorbachev with each passing day?

Anyway, Günther tax:
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Today we’re learning about his chicken diet, his BF% and how his wife taught him about the caloric contents of alcohol. I can’t help but unironically love the dude. He’s even wearing the ubiquitous continental swim trunks (iykyk).
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A even more powerful Gunther?
NATO bros, can we handle such force? The neutrals tremble in fear of him!
 
Satanists are always bad news. Either they are actual satanists going full religious cult of evil, or they are edgelord faggots using Satan's name and likeness to be massive spergs and go all "Nothing matters dude we are all just meat BUT DON'T YOU DARE BE RACIST OR HOMOPHOBIC".
 
Rei is Shit. said:
new 'jak 'ust 'ropped
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vercingotisrix said:
He’s even wearing the ubiquitous continental swim trunks (iykyk).
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This pic reminds me of what makes Gunther so unique. He isn't like a shut in man child like pamps or cwc who's more cryptid than man,but he isn't like a ""respectable"" political pundit /normieverse figure who flubs from time to time on national television like Taylor Lorenz or Cenk Uygur. He's the missing link between these two worlds. He's competent and successful enough to respect but incompetent and silly enough to laugh at. He's prevent enough for Russian state news to make Documentaries about his bizzare plans but he also gleefully posts pictures of himself with his pants falling down. He's happily married and has an intelligent young son who loves him but he's also compulsively soyjakking and falling from teenage troglodyte trolls' trashy tactics without fail. He has made a friend and enemy of literally everybody except for his very tiny circle of unironic disciples. You both want him to be Victorious but also not TOO victorious. When something goes his way you want to pat him on the back and tell him good job,but you also hope NOTHING he wants comes to plan in he long run.
He is the missing link of User and careercow.
 
Vinluv Handesbukia said:
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This pic reminds me of what makes Gunther so unique. He isn't like a shut in man child like pamps or cwc who's more cryptid than man,but he isn't like a ""respectable"" political pundit /normieverse figure who flubs from time to time on national television like Taylor Lorenz or Cenk Uygur. He's the missing link between these two worlds. He's competent and successful enough to respect but incompetent and silly enough to laugh at. He's prevent enough for Russian state news to make Documentaries about his bizzare plans but he also gleefully posts pictures of himself with his pants falling down. He's happily married and has an intelligent young son who loves him but he's also compulsively soyjakking and falling from teenage troglodyte trolls' trashy tactics without fail. He has made a friend and enemy of literally everybody except for his very tiny circle of unironic disciples. You both want him to be Victorious but also not TOO victorious. When something goes his way you want to pat him on the back and tell him good job,but you also hope NOTHING he wants comes to plan in he long run.
He is the missing link of User and careercow.
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Reminds me of THE OG first-page post:
Winston Churchill said:
This is my Israel face

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It’s somehow funnier in 2025 than it was when first posted.
 
naaaaiiiiillllll!!! said:
Reminds me of THE OG first-page post:

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It’s somehow funnier in 2025 than it was when first posted.
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Amazing for how for a man deemed important enough that news agencies across the world book him for interviews to get his hot load on socioeconomic goingson while almost half of his "activism" is just him making pouty grumpy faces at monuments he doesn't like. Truly Gunther is a perfect case of metaphysical manifestation. He willed himself into relevancy through the garmonbozia
/agony generated from the Covid Years culminating with the Russian Ukraine invasion and now he might as well be the de facto head of the EU.
 
Vinluv Handesbukia said:
Amazing for how for a man deemed important enough that news agencies across the world book him for interviews to get his hot load on socioeconomic goingson while almost half of his "activism" is just him making pouty grumpy faces at monuments he doesn't like. Truly Gunther is a perfect case of metaphysical manifestation. He willed himself into relevancy through the garmonbozia
/agony generated from the Covid Years culminating with the Russian Ukraine invasion and now he might as well be the de facto head of the EU.
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He loves goats, so his positive attitude towards farmers makes him 100 times better than any other EU apparatchik. If Gunther comes out supporting Stop Killing Games in the EU, I would accept him as Fuehrer of the EU-reich. He can sit at the same table as Trumpy and enjoy McD’s Big Macs with tallow-cooked French fries and Diet Coke.

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Rei is Shit. said:
new 'jak 'ust 'ropped
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I like to imagine Gunther “maybe…if I work hard and post all the time…then one day I will be the one officially apologizing for the Holocaust”

these are the heights to which the teutons aspire these days, sad.

(This thread should be recommended for anyone who needs a palate cleanser after reading the new Pamperchu OP)
 
naaaaiiiiillllll!!! said:
He loves goats, so his positive attitude towards farmers makes him 100 times better than any other EU apparatchik. If Gunther comes out supporting Stop Killing Games in the EU, I would accept him as Fuehrer of the EU-reich. He can sit at the same table as Trumpy and enjoy McD’s Big Macs with tallow-cooked French fries and Diet Coke.

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I love goats too.Goats are the backbone of every great civilization. They are humanity's greatest ally. He probably would enjoy a proper EUROPEAN boiga from Quick or Hesburger instead. Maybe he can Europill Lil Donny through Cheeseburger diplomacy?
 
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Vinluv Handesbukia said:
You both want him to be Victorious but also not TOO victorious. When something goes his way you want to pat him on the back and tell him good job,but you also hope NOTHING he wants comes to plan in he long run.
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Ah, come on. Günther is wholesome, I think he genuinely believes in the old tenets of the West/EU. He’d probably be better than the current EU apparatchiks who would happily buttfuck us all lubeless with the glowing dick of Chat Control 2.0. The EU would still be stuck in a bureaucratic hellhole but at least there’d be a flat 10% tax.

Even though I like the ’jak posted above by @Vinluv Handesbukia more, I’ll post the one I spent probably 3 whole Climate Changes on generating (looks like a fucking Chick tract but bah):

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vercingotisrix said:
Ah, come on. Günther is wholesome, I think he genuinely believes in the old tenets of the West/EU. He’d probably be better than the current EU apparatchiks who would happily buttfuck us all lubeless with the glowing dick of Chat Control 2.0. The EU would still be stuck in a bureaucratic hellhole but at least there’d be a flat 10% tax.

Even though I like the ’jak posted above by @Vinluv Handesbukia more, I’ll post the one I spent probably 3 whole Climate Changes on generating (looks like a fucking Chick tract but bah):

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The problem with Gunther is that he out Gunthers himself constantly.
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>A compromise giving Russia American soil and naval advantage in trade for a barren tundra
Brug, it's like for a second alternate universe Gunther xeeted for a second...
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Gunther must declare #ExIndia NOW
 
Sargon's wife's son said:
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Donald Trump is 100 percent on Guntherfelinger's globalistic Christian NATO's supremacist nationalism. Death to all Muslims and Jews.
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ESL and Spiritual Boomerism can't just be the only root cause of this Word Salad. I am genuinely starting to believe Herr Gunther may have some extremly high functioning onset Schizophrenia in his Brainpan. There's no other way...
 
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