💼 Careercow Gunther Fehlinger - Platonic Ideal of a Eurocrat made flesh. Future Furher of the NATO-Reich.

I was all for taking Greenland but now that Gunther is willing to defend it I am kind of scared guys.
No need to worry, Gunther is perfectly willing to negotiate if you're willing to bomb the shit out of Russia. All roads lead to Putin's head on a pike, it matters not which one is chosen as long as we get to the end.
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NOW HOLD ON KEEF WAIT A MINUTE NOOOOO
I would say watch out for #ExIreland but the British already did that!

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at least one of the rightoids in the replies gets the bit
 
Damm Gunther really just memed himself into being
He's just a likeable guy which is saying a lot when his colleagues are mostly attention-whores of low calibre. it's that meme of the woman phoning HR when an ugly guy compliments her, Gunther is the chad because he is affable. Doesn't matter how dumb you would think his opinions are, because you like it when he says them. I do anyway
Gunther mistaken again as an actual EU/NATO official, this time by a semi popular UK newspaper's US counterpart.
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"a prominent Austrian politician" WAGMI bros
 
Gunther literally exudes the aura of a natural born Emperor. People instinctively believe him when he speaks of being a representative of a higher power (in this case NATO).
 
Gunther loves Albanians! He has called for 1 million Albanians to come to Austria! Gunther is happy to be on Grokipedia! (A)
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Recently Gunther has been an avid supporter of supporting the Iranian protests! Gunther obliterates Netanyahu for his lack of action! Gunther endorses the return of Pahlavi Reza!
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Gunther has called for Trump to BOMB IRAN NOW!
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Gunther is displeased with the lack of action from Trump. Gunther compares him to Jimmy Carter and states Trump will be far worse than Joe Biden soon!
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Ukraine stands for a free Iran! Gunther calls for America to liberate Iran NOW!
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Vienna calls for Free Iran!
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Gunther literally exudes the aura of a natural born Emperor. People instinctively believe him when he speaks of being a representative of a higher power (in this case NATO).
At the rate we're going at, Trump will be responding to him directly by the end of the year. The media won't even be able to call him out for it because they'll be duped too. I mean, he's the Austrian NATO Committee Chairman, what are they going to do about it?
 
I just found out about this national embarrassment. Literally never heard of him in our national media, or anywhere else.

For all Austrians, I apologize that he exists and I urge any country who wants him to take him.
 
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