💼 Careercow Gunther Fehlinger - Platonic Ideal of a Eurocrat made flesh. Future Furher of the NATO-Reich.

Divine right to rule said:
I just found out about this national embarrassment. Literally never heard of him in our national media, or anywhere else.

For all Austrians, I apologize that he exists and I urge any country who wants him to take him.
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If it makes you feel any better he loathes Austria aswell and want you to take in 10 billion Albanians and hates your neutrality

the man is more spiritually Albanian than anything else
 
Divine right to rule said:
I just found out about this national embarrassment. Literally never heard of him in our national media, or anywhere else.

For all Austrians, I apologize that he exists and I urge any country who wants him to take him.
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Why would you want to deprive Osterreich of one of it's national treasures? Are you gonna put the Hapsburg Castles to sale too?
 
Harammurabe said:
At the rate we're going at, Trump will be responding to him directly by the end of the year. The media won't even be able to call him out for it because they'll be duped too. I mean, he's the Austrian NATO Committee Chairman, what are they going to do about it?
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Let’s will this into existence, please.

Divine right to rule said:
I just found out about this national embarrassment. Literally never heard of him in our national media, or anywhere else.

For all Austrians, I apologize that he exists and I urge any country who wants him to take him.
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Fine, we’ll take him, and you get to keep the Albanians. We reject the offer of sausage, as any respectable euro country should take care of their sausage needs domestically.
 
Gunther has gone so viral I've seen his headline at least seven times in the last week, each increasingly further from the truth. I've seen him called a NATO official, an EU official, a NATO spokesman. They've given up mentioning he's Austrian. This is ex-india levels of public Guntherposting.
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Divine right to rule said:
I just found out about this national embarrassment. Literally never heard of him in our national media, or anywhere else.

For all Austrians, I apologize that he exists and I urge any country who wants him to take him.
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This sounds like the word of a filthy, disgusting neutral!
Take your neutral propaganda out of here!
 
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Gunther has started posting anime girls so he can appeal to a wider audience.

I'm cheesed with this decision.

Edit: I just realized Gunther posted a Touhou character. I hope this means we will get a Gunther Fehlinger-Jahn Fumo Plush.
Edit #2: It's not a Touhou, but Gunther (and I) tought she is one.
 
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The Wise Shaman said:
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Gunther has started posting anime girls so he can appeal to a wider audience.

I'm cheesed with this decision.

Edit: I just realized Gunther posted a Touhou character. I hope this means we will get a Gunther Fehlinger-Jahn Fumo Plush.
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Surreal to see Herr Fehlinger's post spread around on Japanese twitter. He is creating news by simply shitposting while wearing a suit.

That's NYN, not Nazrin by the way. Cookie is not Touhou.
 
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The Günter is a national treasure. He produces funny cringe of the greatest Austrial quality. Like Mozart ball chocolate but for memes.

Viva ze Günther. If the Orange Nigger tries to take Greenland, the Günt will assimilate Russia and China into NATO and conquer (((Washington))). Then he'll declare war on the Zeta Reticulans.
 
I am all for the euro empire to take over the United States.
As long as Gunther is in charge.
He will get the Americans fit and strong as him!
 
I am 5,000,000% jealous of this cracka, being able to generate international incidents just with the sheer power of his poasting. He is truly living the dream.
 
/our/ Führer has commented on Trump's latest gaffe with the video that showed the Obamas displayed as primates.
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Gunther calls for the USA to change, reform USA NOW!
 
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