Guys, I found the secret of the universe!

skykiii

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So here's what you do:

Play Whack-a-Mole. Keep track of how many you hit.

Go to a random question generator, and generate questions until you've generated one equal to the number of moles you whacked (for example, if you hit 15 moles, then the 15th question is the one that matters--the rest can be discarded). Write that one down wherever you please (but not somewhere permanent).

Now play Whack-a-Mole again, keeping track of how many you hit.

Now, its important that you generate a fresh list of questions--don't recycle the list you just made, start from scratch (this way if you happened to hit 15 moles both times, you get a different question each time).

Repeat this process one more time, again with a fresh set of questions.

The three questions you wrote down are the ones you should spend the day focused on.

Do it right and you will unlock the secrets of the universe, which were inside you all along.

(NOTE: If you're not good at Whack-a-Mole, Flappy Bird is an acceptable substitute. If you're not good at that, I'm sure there's plenty of Atari 2600 games you could sub in instead).

(NOTE 2: Only sessions where you hit a mole/pass a pipe actually count. If you're like me and keep killing the bird before even making one pipe, play a different game. The important thing is it has to have a really simple scoring system where you only get rewarded one point at a time, and is a game you're unlikely to play for more than a few minutes at a time).
 
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