guys what if cum was chewy?

[Just A Butt]

would it be more like starbursts? chewing gum? taffy?

 

[Epic Fail Man]

It already is if you add water in it.

 

[Pissmaster]

Starbursts was the first one that came to mind so probably that

then again if cum were thicker you could probably make it into that play slime stuff like nickelodeon gak

 

[The Luigi Player]

Starbursts was the first one that came to mind so probably that

then again if cum were thicker you could probably make it into that play slime stuff like nickelodeon gak

Goo!

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Help me understand. Are you trying to be funny? Edgy? Is it a guy thing?
I have a decent sense of humor compared to most people in my demographic, but I draw the line at repeatedly making low-effort posts referencing body fluids.
What’s the deal?

 

[Testacles Maximus]

It makes me wonder what if gum had the consistency of semen.

 

[Blouie]

It makes me wonder what if gum had the consistency of semen.

It would be completely useless

 

[Testacles Maximus]

It would be completely useless

You could hock it at ppl

 

[Just A Butt]

Is it a guy thing?

I would like to inform you that a woman wrote this joke. Stop being a bigot.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

@Just A Butt mark my post as the answer I am right.

Reddit has confirmed that my answer is correct.

 

[Vampirella]

Could you blow bubbles with it?

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Wait is it not supposed to be?

 

[Skitarii]

Help me understand. Are you trying to be funny? Edgy? Is it a guy thing?
I have a decent sense of humor compared to most people in my demographic, but I draw the line at repeatedly making low-effort posts referencing body fluids.
What’s the deal?

Excellent bait, negraters get troll't