Gwyneth Paltrow Accepts Your Apology - Everyone hates her because she's rich and pretty

Marco Fucko said:
I'm really fascinated by how self-absorbed and out of touch stars can be. It's like they wake up and deliberate on how to seem like a pretentious git.

Oh also, lest anyone forget, Paltrow took a week's worth of food stamps for an individual and got up on her soap box about how little it was (despite the fact food stamps are distributed monthly and increase based on household size). View attachment 1222109
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"This is what poor people have to live on for a week!"
*buys a bunch of low-calorie organic produce*
 
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Sperghetti said:
"This is what poor people have to live on for a week!"
*buys a bunch of low-calorie organic produce*
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She should've bought a whole chicken and a decent round steak. You can get quite a few meals out of those two things.
Knowing her, she went to the most expensive organic place she could find and overpaid for everything.
She's such a dumbass.
 
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The Dude said:
Paltrow is the Karen-est Karen who ever Karened. She's like the grand archetype Karen that all the others are molded from.
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That's Nancy Grace, surely.

But still, GP is a fucking charlatan and that supercilious smile she always has is the least of her problems. Maybe she should stick to selling cunt rocks to bored housewives and talking to water.
 
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Cheesegirl78 said:
She should've bought a whole chicken and a decent round steak. You can get quite a few meals out of those two things.
Knowing her, she went to the most expensive organic place she could find and overpaid for everything.
She's such a dumbass.
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If you look at the brand names, she probably bought it at Vons, which is a popular grocery store in SoCal but also known to be pricier than competitors. But the odd assortment (bok choy and kale?) is bullshit. If she really wanted to stretch the dollar, she could go to Food4Less or one of the ethnic markets, but then might encounter actual poor people there.
 
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Autumnal Equinox said:
Only good thing she ever did was when John Doe Fed-Ex'd her severed head to Brad Pitt in Seven.
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It's comical to me how she's supposed to be a "celebrity", but I only knew her from Shallow Hal until all this Goop shit started. Really.

I had no idea she was actually most famous for being in Marvel (never saw those movies). Says a lot though. :story:
 
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Guts Gets Some said:
It's comical to me how she's supposed to be a "celebrity", but I only knew her from Shallow Hal until all this Goop shit started. Really.

I had no idea she was actually most famous for being in Marvel (never saw those movies). Says a lot though. :story:
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She can't even remember being in Marvel films. She doesn't recognize actors like Sebastian Stan, Paul Rudd, etc.
 
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