Gwyneth Paltrow Accepts Your Apology - Everyone hates her because she's rich and pretty

[wtfNeedSignUp]

What the fuck is that putting wires into your face to straighten it, like something out of Hellraiser. Goop should have a lolcow thread unto itself (if it doesn't have one already).

 

[Ira the Weatherman]

What the fuck does 'wellness' even mean, beyond being obvious quackery to siphon money from idiots.

 

[Bussy Catalog]

I don’t recall apologizing for anything, smug pantsuit lady. Get famous for something besides selling your snatch and maybe you’ll occupy enough space in my mind to not be a literal who.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

"Pretty"
You look like a poorly passing transsexual.

 

[Shield Breaker]

Bitch sells a candle that smells like her vagina. That's beyond fart sniffing.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Goop should have a lolcow thread unto itself (if it doesn't have one already).

I just checked, apparently it already has it's own thread, but it's in the beauty parlor, so it's mostly been a female kiwi thing rather than a whole website thing.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

I still remember the Instagram video. She was watching part of Endgame with Chris Pratt and some others and she couldn't identify Sebastian Stan or his character. So Crisp Rat was explaining it to her.

I know that they shoot these films like.....not in sequence and deliberately keep (except RDJ bc douche creators pet) the actors in the dark, but come on lol

 

[UnKillFill]

I formally rescind any apology that anyone might have accidentally sent to the dumb retard who played Tony Stark's hole, and not much else. No, you aren't a good actress Gwen, and no I don't want to sniff candles that smell like your vagina. You're a con artist, and I don't care what happens to you.

 

[Robert James]

Ya'll just jealous that she started a cult and get's lonely cat women to buy a yeast scented candle.

 

[Salad Dodger]

I'd love to kick this insufferable bitch in her freshly steamed box but I'd probably lose my Doc Marten and come out with one of her jade yoni eggs or something equally goopy.

 

[Rei is shit]

why did she grease her feet

She knows her market

 

[Zaryiu]

She sure is no Pepper Potts irl

 

[Cyclonus]

I liked Gwyneth Paltrow better when the answer to the question "WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOOOOX?" was "her severed head" and not "yoni eggs and steam".

 

[Quintex96]

Fun facts

Gwyneth Paltrow divorced her Husband in 2014 after her Doctor (therapist) Habib Sadeghi talked her into it.

Habib Sadeghi is a long time collaborator with Goop and has writtn many articles for it.

2014 also just happens to be when Goop went off the fucking rails and began embracing pseudoscience.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Bitch sells a candle that smells like her vagina. That's beyond fart sniffing.

It's now weaponized coochie destruction:https://nypost.com/2021/01/18/gwyne...uk-home-report/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

 

[Ginger Piglet]

It's now weaponized coochie destruction:https://nypost.com/2021/01/18/gwyne...uk-home-report/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Christ. Poor woman. Covered in molten wax that smells of GP's fish mitten. Surely that is a fate worse than death.

Then again, she did willingly buy the cuntdle...

 

[No. 7 cat]

Not nearly enough for the photographer. On the cover she looks like a troon complete with the Autogyne Smirk.

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That's a man baby!

 

[Travoltron]

Paltrow's director daddy Bruce tried to blacklist Dwight Schultz from Hollywood because Schultz voted for Reagan.

 

[Racist Trash]

It might just be Gwyneth Paltrow. “Walking is my new thing,” Paltrow says. “My best mom friend out here is a real walker. She was living in Hong Kong with her banker husband, and I was in London with my musician husband, and we moved to L.A. after having been expats for a long time. She started taking me on walks.”

Fuck me, you made taking a FUCKING WALK pretentious. "Celeb discovers legs as form of transport claims it is better than cars!"

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Fun facts

Gwyneth Paltrow divorced her Husband in 2014 after her Doctor (therapist) Habib Sadeghi talked her into it.

Habib Sadeghi is a long time collaborator with Goop and has writtn many articles for it.

2014 also just happens to be when Goop went off the fucking rails and began embracing pseudoscience.

The husband was none other than Chris Martin from Coldplay, who should have known better than marrying a Hollywood lunatic.