Disaster Hackers can now hijack your buttplugs - Prepare your anus.

http://metro.co.uk/2017/10/02/hacke...ur-house-and-turn-it-on-6971070/?ito=facebook

I guess this explains @OwO What's This? recent hospital visit.

 

[Hiragana]

The hacking group better be called Upper Deckers.

That's a bad Shadowrun joke. Sorry.

Null sweat, chummer.

I vote for Dreck Deckers.

 

[El Garbage]

What horror, a vibrating sex toy starts vibrating. Can't imagine anything worse than that!

This is apparently the device in question, anyone who buys such a piece of autism deserves to have their ass hijacked.