Haiku General - Write a haiku or two

[Syzyg]

Scalding hot are the
Seething peripatetics
Lost without true thought

 

[Heavy Metal Kiki]

Brief moment, quiet
Appreciating the peace
Tranquility, ah...

 

[Pagan Min]

Blissful Autumn day.
Colored leaves gently falling,
Carpeting the lawn.

 

[Heavy Metal Kiki]

Dark, wet morn
Silence comforts ears
Lamps reflect

 

[Syzyg]

Hearth electronic
Soporific in nature
Will I overdose?

 

[Heavy Metal Kiki]

Scary bug
Terrorizing me
Please send help

 

[Syzyg]

Scary bug
Terrorizing me
Please send help

Pesticide prayer
May insects dreadful die quick
(Whip with a towel)

 

[liam dees]

A new idea springs forth!
A chicken that knows Kung Fu.
Call him Mighty Kok!

 

[LowlyPheasent]

Scary bug
Terrorizing me
Please send help

Oh no not insects!
Sending aid to you poor Hamster,
Thousand spiders soon.

 

[Angry Mug]

Warm under blanket,
Browsing Internet on phone,
Masturbate later.

 

[Heavy Metal Kiki]

A new idea springs forth!
A chicken that knows Kung Fu.
Call him Mighty Kok!

*Master Kok

Oh no not insects!
Sending aid to you poor Hamster,
Thousand spiders soon.

The aid sent to me
In form of house centipede
Is just as scary
(╥╯⌒╰╥๑)

 

[Syzyg]

Dripping endlessly
Phantoms whirl throughout the farm
Triangle Strikethrough

The aid sent to me
In form of house centipede
Is just as scary
(╥╯⌒╰╥๑)

Perhaps it is time
To become a Pokémon
Master. Choose wisely!

 

[Heavy Metal Kiki]

Today, my—
My heart sang for an
Elephant

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

internet haikus
are invariably shit
their authors are gay

 

[Pomniman]

Niggerfaggotry
Kaleidoscopic hues of
Diarrhea sun

 

[Heavy Metal Kiki]

Confused December,
Won't you keep your temps steady?
Hot? Cold? Pick one please!

 

[Nameless One]

Meandering thoughts
A great, silly kiwi browse
at the perfect farm

 

[Dago Lain]

Hold me now I'm
Six feet from the edge
And im thinking maybe
Six feet ain't so far down

 

[Incandenza]

I like rhymes, they're fun.
Including rhyming haikus.
I'll improvise one...

Big nose trembling,
Queasy feeling in the gut:
God's here! "WHAT-WHAT-WHAT!?"

Moarrrrrr...

Jacob fights God — bad move!
God's never going to lose.
Hmmm. What rhymes with "lose"?

Fat kid cannot hide
Behind flagpole, he's too wide.
We see you, Shlomo!

Enslaved by Space Kikes
Again?! That's more than three strikes.
THE FUCK OUTTA HERE.

 

[Meat Target]

Fat fat fat fat fat
Fat fat, fatty fat, fat fat
Fat fat fat fat fat