Haiku poetry about CWC

[Sonichoo]

Let's try writing haiku poetry about Chris and his life!

I'll start with one:

Can't find a heartsweet
Mommy gives me so much stress
<sigh> DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS

 

[The Dude]

Trolls are on the net
Trolls are in the shopping mall
I can't get a girl

 

[Some JERK]

i've seen this same thread
about 3 times already.
do we need a fourth?

 

[cubesandcubes]

There already is a Chris/Sonichu related haiku thread.

 

[Sonichoo]

Sorry bout the thread
I am a little NAIVE
Fellow trolls, forgive!

 

[CatParty]

please merge this thread, mod
to the one in sonichu
no more confusion

 

[The Dude]

please merge this thread, mod
to the one in sonichu
no more confusion

cat cat party cat
cat party cat party cat
cat cat cat party

 

[BurtyDrappedCreifs]

I sit in my room
Pooped my pants and no girlfriend
Dirty trolls. Yeah. Hmmmh!

 

[BT 075]

This sad lonely man
He does not sleep tonight
His heart level low; Rika

 

[The Dude]

I dress like a girl
My panties are soiled again
Too lazy to change them

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Fastfood loneliness
Read my sign and give me sex
Why are you laughing

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Briefs are crapped again
They hired a skywriter
I hate that JULAY.

 

[The Dude]

Mom is a hoarder
Dad is buried in the ground
Dogs shit on the floor

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

I need a heartsweet
I am soo lonely again
Help my sweetheart search

 

[Coldgrip]

The Jew blocks the way
He rubs his knees on the car
He has my red cents

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

I cultivated
the first generation of
autistic people.

 

[Some JERK]

NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW,
NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!
my house! get it right!

[youtube]NadyUs_DWK8[/youtube]

 

[Cid Highwind]

Wrote many haikus
About Chris in prior thread
Why is this thread here?

 

[The Dude]

Trolls always mock me
Laughs under lucricities
Crash into slumber

 

[Henry Bemis]

"Folks, look! Sonichu!"
"Goddammit, shut up, Christian!
We're watching T.V.!"