Fade on the sides (Usually at a 4) with a cleaned, gelled back top. I can't grow facial hair worth a damn, but my hair gets crazy thick/wavy if I go a few months without seeing a barber.
I really hate getting haircuts so I tend to go quite a long time without seeing a barber. Now it's gotten to the point where I usually just prefer having a thick wavy moptop on my head and I feel odd whenever I cut it short.
I used to want to wear a little Viking style braid in it or dye it some odd color but i look enough like a twink as it is.