Halalween 2017

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  • PrincessPartyPickles

  • Lucas Williams

  • Michael J Hirtes

  • A Hot Pizza

  • Allen John Jones III

  • Space Pirate

  • Roketsune

  • Furry Avenger 007

  • The Dude

  • Reshiram

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Lots of good candidates.

"Sewer Orgy Alex" made me laugh the hardest by far. It was watching an exceptional individual self-destruct in real-time from out of nowhere.

@PrincessPartyPickles was the most obnoxious. Single-handedly killed the Bulla thread by weening a schitzo man and expected praise for it.

But @Michael J Hirtes probably has this in the bag for the sheer scale of A-Logging and weening.
 
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Dynastia said:
Also I nominate @Dynastia @Ride and @Cricket for that time they bungled the Something Awful dox and looked like stupid faggots.

edit ; it was 99.9% @Cricket's fault tho so if only one of us can win it should be her
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Cricket said:
Everyone knows I'm nothing but a sidekick and take orders directly from @Dynastia, who is officially responsible for any and all of my actions on this forum.
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Dynastia said:
I failed to keep a firm enough leash on @Cricket and made the mistake of overestimating her intelligence, charisma, attractiveness, and ability to dox without my constant quality control and guidance, and therefore I have to step up, accept responsibility and learn from my mistakes.
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Im your defence you did manage to 'dox' that guys dog, i bet the dog was shaking in its bed scared to sleep at night

#owned
 
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It was the wrong dog :(
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Oh......... Well theres still one option

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Voted Hirtes for two reasons:

- He's a shoo-in and everyone knows it
- Took into consideration his history with lolcowdom even outside the Farms.

I'd have voted either Crappenberg if he were more active on the site or Allen if I stuck around with the thread more.
 
My vote's for @Allen John Jones III. In terms of trolling attempts backfiring, Hirtes gives him a run for his money but was kinda boring tbh. He was self aware enough to at least try to hide his footprint and not quite conceited enough to make his undoing entertaining.

Coolbreeze on the other hand is the epitome of a kiwi halal; a conceited twat that came here for the express purpose of a PA request despite not understanding how this place works, sperged about his dumb oc furry shit, made it clear he was only here because PK hurt his feelings and got laughed off the forum. But still came back with probably the most retarded takedown demand I've seen to date.

Easily the most entertaining halal this year imo.
 
On the one hand, I really feel that there will be a heavy bias towards voting for @Allen John Jones III due to recentism. On the other, I still find myself feeling that he deserves the title on merit. It's just hard to really separate the fact that his gong show is a fresh, ongoing thing from an objective analysis.

I know this is completely inconsequential and silly and I'm overthinking it; it's just that the timing of his arrival and immediate implosion was aligned perfectly with this poll.
 
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This award goes to the biggest failed trolling attempts over the past year (since last October). Perfect examples of nominees in past years would be Christopher Coty Smith (aka Pumpkinswirl) who scammed Chris out of $30, @garbageraider for stealing Chris' garbage and demanding asspats for it, @Thetan for pretending to be Chris' friends and telling him he's a loser, the morons who keep making fake facebook pages for ADF, @Weeny Tran for taking down Jace's livestreams for smoking weed, and @Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt for encouraging Chris to mace that gamestop employee.

We have now amassed a list of finalists. Feel free to make the case for who you think should win.


@Space Pirate involving himself with several cows, and having one laugh at him (link)
@PrincessPartyPickles for trying to be John S. Bulla's Waifu (link)
@Lucas Williams for trying to troll @JSGOTI
@A Hot Pizza for sending a pizza to a tard (link)
@Michael J Hirtes for literally stalking chris so he could send him nasty messages on social media (link)
@Allen John Jones III for weening on PK (link)
@Furry Avenger 007 for trying to get KF to PA for him, then trying to delete the thread when attention went to him (link)
@Field Marshal Crappenberg for trolling politifurs on twitter (multiple threads)
@The Dude see @Michael J Hirtes
@Reshiram for "trolling striker by telling him that his dog kicks his ass and that he makes out with his dog (link)

Thanks to @Flowers For Sonichu for the intro
Thanks to @InLivingTuna for helping putthe list together
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Hirtes deserves to be Halalween winner.
 
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