Culture Half Abo says : It is a 'damaging myth' that Captain Cook discovered Australia - It's happening. Stan Grant wants statues torn down.

"Aboriginal" Australian "Journalist" Stan Grant wants us to look towards the US's recent desecration of historical monuments as a beacon of "consideration" for how Australia should "proceed forward".

In other words, privilege half caste Stan Grant wants your racist white statues of Captain Cook torn down.

It seems to have taken some people by surprise, the idea that people were here for more than 60,000 years before the Endeavour dropped anchor.

What were we doing all that time, just waiting for white people to find us?

:story: Basically, yeah. That or the yellows from the north. You would have been eaten in that case.

Comment: It is a 'damaging myth' that Captain Cook discovered Australia

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Stan Grant

Who would have thought the mere suggestion that Captain Cook did not in fact discover Australia would be so controversial?
It seems to have taken some people by surprise, the idea that people were here for more than 60,000 years before the Endeavour dropped anchor.
What were we doing all that time, just waiting for white people to find us?
And to dare challenge this "discovery"; how impertinent. I can hear someone saying "know your place".
It has certainly ignited a debate and that is a good thing. History is not dead, it is not past or redundant, it is alive in all of us: we are history.
Responding to the tearing down of racist monuments in the United States prompted me to ask questions about our history; the story we choose to tell ourselves.


And it is a choice. The French historian Michel De Certeau wrote of history as the writing of absence — a therapeutic exercise that fills in the gaps, that allows us to construct a story that suits our ends like artefacts arranged in a shopfront window.
An empty land with an empty past
Where the Americans appear consumed by race, we prefer silence.
There is a history in Australia of not wanting to talk about the darker parts of our shared past.
It is written in our DNA, it is buried in the soil.
When a nation is founded on a doctrine of terra nullius — literally empty land — then it becomes too easy to ignore the people of that emptiness.
We don't have to reckon with the treatment of Aboriginal people because they are invisible. Indigenous people become a postscript to Australian history.
History itself becomes a hymn to whiteness.
This is what Captain Cook's statue in Sydney's Hyde Park tells us.
The inscription that Cook "Discovered this territory 1770" maintains a damaging myth, a belief in the superiority of white Christendom that devastated indigenous peoples everywhere.


Where does it come from? In 1452 Pope Nicholas V sanctioned the conquest, colonisation and exploitation of all non-Christian peoples.
In 1493 after Christopher Columbus returned from his so-called discovery of America, Pope Alexander VI decreed that land not ruled by Christian kings was free to be claimed.
No-one mattered until a white man arrived
The idea of terra nullius was the law of whiteness, that anyone who did not worship Jesus Christ was less than human.
The doctrines of discovery and terra nullius have been demolished by the church, by our courts, by the United Nations.
The UN Permanent Forum on Indigenous Issues says the Discovery doctrine is the "foundation of the violation of their (Indigenous people) human rights".
How in Australia do we maintain the ceremonial fig leaf of welcomes to country while a statue stands in the centre of our largest city proclaiming to the world that no one here mattered until a white person "discovered" the land?


That is the problem with Australia, a land of gestures and tokens with no substantial recognition of indigenous peoples and our history, no treaties (the only Commonwealth country without one) and now a go-slow on constitutional reform that would give indigenous peoples a voice in our founding document that was originally written to exclude us.
Earlier this month I attended the Garma festival and indigenous forum for political, business, industry and cultural leaders on Yolngu country in northeast Arnhem Land.
Gumatj leader Galarrwuy Yunupingu opened the event in his language. These are, he said, Australian words.


They are the words of this land, connecting us to a deep past.
These are words for all of us.
My father has dedicated his life to saving and reviving our language — Wiradjuri — a language his grandfather was jailed for speaking.
Language, he says, does not tell you who you are, but where you are.
This is our heritage, all of us: Australians.
We cheat ourselves when we deny or diminish this rich history.
I want to believe in us as Australians. This is in so many ways an extraordinary country.
Cook is part of my story
I want to believe in "we" not "us and them". But we means all of us.
Captain Cook is part of my story; an extraordinary seaman and navigator.
The songlines, dreaming and language of the first peoples should be cherished by all of us.
To non-Indigenous people I say that tradition is part of your heritage. That's what Galarrwuy Yunupingu means; that's my father's dream.
Australia is founded on three grand stories: the First Nations, the British tradition and the richness of our migration story.
But it starts with us. We are not invisible.
Our frontier resistance warriors deserve a place on the war memorial wall of remembrance.
I should not have to cross a river named in honour of a man who wanted us exterminated.
This is not 1770 or 1901. This is not the first fleet or federation. This is 2017.
We have a voice, our lives matter.
After all, we discovered this country.

Please remember that Australian Aboriginals are afforded a high degree of social care. They have access to free health care, can get special loans to help, can get education paid for, have extensive community outreach programs available to them, have every single possible consideration available to them on the planet. The country is well maintained, they are included and respected to levels that other "natives" across the world would kill to have. Of course things weren't perfect, aren't perfect, but they lived in humpies until "evil whitey" came here. Now they have houses (which they tear down because they aren't good enough for them).

Left to their own devices, they create situations like Palm Island.

It wasn't enough that the Hawaiian natives ate him, now Cook has to have his statues torn down too.
 
If an Abbo can break into an airport to huff jet fuel, it makes you wonder how secure Australian airports are against terrorists to debunk the claim that "Quatas never crashed."

As for IQ specifically, it also explains Injuns drinking mouthwash, which usually contains fluoride and certainly lowers IQ with such levels beyond any Alex Jones talking points.

Local outback air strips. Abos don't live anywhere near actual airports. Though regional middle of nowhere abo land have lots of dirt based light aircraft strips these imbeciles can waddle on to to guzzle aviation fuel. Considering excess alcohol is banned in most aboriginal communities by law, the one thing theyre good at is finding alternatives to alcohol. Suburbian welfare abos where I grew up were fans of chroming, but spray paint requires i.d and has to be bought in limited numbers. So local grocery stores had to start putting fly spray behind the counters, because they started to use that. They're geniuses, clearly.
 
Note that part of the reason for Abbos having such a low IQ is because of their, um, 'cultural heritage' of petrol sniffing.

To put it mildly, that shit takes your IQ down by about 30 points, despite numerous government attempts to stop it, including introducing leaded petrol to give them a good reason not to huff fuel.

(Which promptly resulted in a epidemic of lead poisoning.)

So they had to develop Opal fuel, which is about 20% less efficient than normal petrol, but has little scent, so it's unhuffable. Now the Abbos break into airports to huff aviation spirit, as well as attack passing tourist's cars for the normal petrol they have.
It was like that before. Otherwise, they wouldn't do that shit so goddamn much.
 
I suppose the aboriginies did discover Australia.

Then about a generation later the Polynesians discovered a bunch of half starved Aboriginies and have been supporting them ever since.

If we want to be historically accurate.

Oh! Can I talk about how the Abbos forgot how to use the bow twice?
 
Local outback air strips. Abos don't live anywhere near actual airports. Though regional middle of nowhere abo land have lots of dirt based light aircraft strips these imbeciles can waddle on to to guzzle aviation fuel. Considering excess alcohol is banned in most aboriginal communities by law, the one thing theyre good at is finding alternatives to alcohol. Suburbian welfare abos where I grew up were fans of chroming, but spray paint requires i.d and has to be bought in limited numbers. So local grocery stores had to start putting fly spray behind the counters, because they started to use that. They're geniuses, clearly.
Whatever, Abos could probably find Atlantis if it had oil.
 
No. In fact it's theorized they burned down many of the huge, continent-wide forests in order to deal with the seven-foot monitor lizards that used to live there.

I think the prevailing theory is they used a simple and clumsy method of "fire farming" that a lot of stone age people developed i.e. burning a stretch of forest so new plants can germinate and to reduce the brush that animals can hide in. Its the simplest form of agriculture, they just never developed past that point so it might have gotten out of hand as the millennia went by.
 
I think the prevailing theory is they used a simple and clumsy method of "fire farming" that a lot of stone age people developed i.e. burning a stretch of forest so new plants can germinate and to reduce the brush that animals can hide in. Its the simplest form of agriculture, they just never developed past that point so it might have gotten out of hand as the millennia went by.

I'm trying to find the Wikipedia entry that mentions possible contact between abbos and the giant Australian monitor lizard I mentioned, megalania, but I can't find it right now. From what I remember reading the aboriginals have old stories about their ancestors fighting the things, and they supposedly burned the forests because they couldn't track and kill them in the forests. But they huff gasoline and sleep in the road, so...

Oh well. At least they used fire. We can't take that away from them.

FWiW, megalania is estimated to have been between 11 feet and 7 meters long, not 7 feet. And it had a poisonous bite :horrifying::horrifying::horrifying:
 
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I'm trying to find the Wikipedia entry that mentions possible contact between abbos and the giant Australian monitor lizard I mentioned, megalania, but I can't find it right now. From what I remember reading the aboriginals have old stories about their ancestors fighting the things, and they supposedly burned the forests because they couldn't track and kill them in the forests. But they huff gasoline and sleep in the road, so...

Oh well. At least they used fire. We can't take that away from them.

FWiW, megalania is estimated to have been between 11 feet and 7 meters long, not 7 feet. And it had a poisonous bite :horrifying::horrifying::horrifying:

Suddenly the fact that North America used to have Lions isn't so bad...
 
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