Artcow Half-dude / Ian Knau - Car Fucker

CWCissey said:
Any thoughts on the new Aston?

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Lol that campy 80s music lol.

Anyway, the Austin, lol am I becoming a car sexual appeal judge now? Too bad I can't get payed for that! Anyway, it's got the friggin bony deflated ass of an anorexic.. that sucks. But I do like the face, it might be the color but it reminds me a lot of a shark. But yeah I like the smooth increasing slope of the hood and that very defined cheek line just under the eyes. Very nice curvacious cabin as well on the it. The tires are a little big for my liking.
 
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Just to nip it in the bud before it starts getting out of hand, let's not have this become the "submit a car for Half-dude to rate" thread. It might be okay in certain circumstances, but there must be more interesting ways to interact and things to talk with him about.
 
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Hellblazer said:
Just to nip it in the bud before it starts getting out of hand, let's not have this become the "submit a car for Half-dude to rate" thread. It might be okay in certain circumstances, but there must be more interesting ways to interact and things to talk with him about.
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Noted. ^^ Good to see you mods are doing such a good job keeping an eye out.

On that note I think I'll retire for the night, let you guys get some questions lined up for me over the course of the day tomorrow. Remember, no trolling. I'll be on tomorrow night and do a mass answering session, see you there.
 
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Half-dude said:
Noted. ^^ Good to see you mods are doing such a good job keeping an eye out.

On that note I think I'll retire for the night, let you guys get some questions lined up for me over the course of the day tomorrow. Remember, no trolling. I'll be on tomorrow night and do a mass answering session, see you there.
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If it helps for answering a lot of questions, you can add multiple quotes to a post with the "+ Quote" button instead of making a new post for each one. It should speed up the process for you.
 
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CWCissey said:
Ha ha, nah I'm just wondering about the type of cars you're into.
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Well just to get it out in one big dump. Here's a list of all the cars that'll usually get my head to turn and stare at it as it passes by.

Nissan 350Z/370Z
Mitsubishi Eclipse
New Camaro
New Mustang
New Beetle (just curves all DAY)
Most BMWs
Chevy Volt
Toyota Prius (surprised?)
Cadillac CTS Coupe (such a gigantic ass!)
Chevy Cobalt/Ford Focus (both have these really petite but pudge rears and are all raised up on their rear tires all perky looking)
Honda Crosstour (omg what a BEAUTIFUL car! Oddly most people think they're ugly)
Honda Civic SI
 
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Man why does all the cool stuff happen while I'm in bed? Get a job you kids!

Welcome to the Farms, Half-dude. I know you talked about getting trolled by cringe channel. Did you know about the F Plus episode you were on? Did it lead to any trolling? Can you tell the admin at sexwithcars.com to approve my account already?
 
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Probably missed this, if you've already answered it, but: You're aware of the connotations of your attraction in regards to outside observation, yes? You're aware that it IS weird and out there, even if you think it feels natural, right?

Aside from this, an opinionated note: I don't think this guy is a lolcow. Sort of in the same vein as @Pad, you know? He's well spoken, calm, and non-belligerent. He seems intelligent enough, and he knows better than to flaunt his tastes outside a website dedicated to that stuff.
 
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Damn, this thread got interesting while I was asleep!

I have a question. Do you believe that objects other than cars can be sentient?
 
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@Half-dude

Very sorry if this has been asked, it's getting late and I have only just seen you arrived and don't want to go throught pages.

Also, I don't want to put a damper on the thread, hope it doesn't. When Lilly passes on to the highway in the sky do you think you'd have a memorial? Or perhaps save some of her still working parts to transfer or donate to other cars?

"Worthless" from BLT really depressed me as a kid, it's kind of sad even now. Have you considered making a comic or maybe even an autophile trade group to make loved but scrapped cars "worthful"? I am not into cars the romantic way you are but some of my best memories from my childhood were going to the 'car graveyard' (a scrapyard) and finding bits of old unworking cars to fit into the ones my dad was working on as hobby projects.

Do you think this sort of 'transplanting' is good or do you find it abhorrent?

Don't want to be depressing and sorry if this was asked, I am just really curious. And sleepy, quite sleepy.

Thanks for coming over here to answer questions.
 
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Welcome to the farms, Half-dude, and good on you for being so civil. Thanks for answering my questions. I've noticed some planes in your dA gallery, do you see all vehicles as sentient? What about other kinds of objects?
 
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While I think this shit is all really fucking weird and I dont really get it, you seem like a decent enough guy. And even though it is weird as hell, it seems like a largely harmless fetish, so I guess you do you, man?

Weird car stuff aside, you clearly have some artistic talent - it'd be interesting to see you expand to drawing different subject matter from time to time!
 
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While I think this shit is all really fucking weird and I dont really get it, you seem like a decent enough guy. And even though it is weird as hell, it seems like a largely harmless fetish, so I guess you do you, man?

Weird car stuff aside, you clearly have some artistic talent - it'd be interesting to see you expand to drawing different subject matter from time to time!
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I want to see how he animates things, it'll be very very very interesting, to say the least.
 
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Surtur said:
I still don't get it.



Implying that I am not a true and honest fire giant.
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He explained earlier. Stop trolling half dude, we like him and want him to stay! :(

Also, awesome answers to questions. :) this thread gives me feels. :heart-full:

What is a date for you and Lilly like?
Does your family know about your relationship?
Do you feel satisfied with your relationship or do you ever wish you were with a human girl?

Love your art btw. I browsed your gallery and am very impressed. You have got shading down! My one critique from one artist to another is that I think you could benefit from some color theory. Some of the colors you put next to each other clash a bit (to me at least) and I think that if you looked into color theory a bit it would help you to grow even more as an artist! :)

Aside from that, good work. Your art has obviously improved so much since you started a few years back, and it keeps getting even better!!
 
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