Artcow Half-dude / Ian Knau - Car Fucker

Half-dude said:
You.. DO realize how insulting that is right? I mean you basically just called my girlfriend of 7 years a lame ass bitch.. essentially. Just curious if you realized that is all... I mean I'm kind of used to it by now but I'm just not sure if you were trying to be an mean..
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nigga hyundai a shit, that's what mexicans and crackheads drive
 
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Half-dude said:
You.. DO realize how insulting that is right? I mean you basically just called my girlfriend of 7 years a lame ass bitch.. essentially. Just curious if you realized that is all... I mean I'm kind of used to it by now but I'm just not sure if you were trying to be an mean..

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Essentially you're shaming me for not having a super-model for a girlfriend. Should I shame you for not dating a porn-star or some hot-ass celebrity?
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Hyundai makes good cars for what they are. The first car I drove was a Sonata.

The Accent is still a shit car though.
 
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Half-dude said:
You.. DO realize how insulting that is right? I mean you basically just called my girlfriend of 7 years a lame ass bitch..
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You DO realize none of this is real. Dont expect any of us normal folk to seriously respect your supposed "real life" feelings here... especially over a fucking ACCENT. Post your car porn for all of us to enjoy but keep your :powerlevel: to yourself if your not looking to get your feelies hurt.
 
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Ineedahero said:
You could try shaming him for it, but you're a guy who wants to fuck cars, and I feel like that will detract from the sting.
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Ehem... correction, DOES... and proud of it.

Meanwhile I've happily been with Lilz for 7 years, how many relationships have I seen my friends and family get into and break out of over that time? I think we'll judge which relationships are the most successful in the end.
 
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Half-dude said:
You.. DO realize how insulting that is right? I mean you basically just called my girlfriend of 7 years a lame ass bitch.. essentially. Just curious if you realized that is all... I mean I'm kind of used to it by now but I'm just not sure if you were trying to be an mean..

And...

Essentially you're shaming me for not having a super-model for a girlfriend. Should I shame you for not dating a porn-star or some hot-ass celebrity?
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Extremely fair warning, there's very little to be gained from trying to prove that you are somehow superior to most of the people on Kiwifarms.
 
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Squealer the Animalist said:
The fact you are doing this so brazenly and with such little care to detractors makes me both respect you and your ability to baffle the hell out of me.
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well at least hes handling it better than DSP

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Sam? Is that you?
 
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Robotron said:
Extremely fair warning, there's very little to be gained from trying to prove that you are somehow superior to most of the people on Kiwifarms.
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Then shouldn't you be telling that to him instead of me?

Anyway we're going to drop further discussions about my girlfriend, and any further comments about her will be ignored.
 
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Half-dude said:
Could have fooled me, maybe modern Accents are crap, I prefer not to blanket judge a car based on it's model.. feels very racist to me. Cars should be judged on individual merit. Lilly has never let me down ever, she's got about 184,000 miles under her belt. She's been accross the country practically twice. Just this summer I drove from the midwest to Florida alone with her. She's never had any sort of serious issue her whole life. So when people blanket judge cars, they just seem shallow to me.

It's also interesting how you phrased your last message "have some standards and fall in love with-" as if I should decided who to have feelings for. That's not really how love works you know man? You fall in love with who you fall in love with and who you know, love also does funny things to the brain and makes whoever you love seem particularly extra beautiful to you personally. So while Lilly might seem plain to you, to me she's absolutely gorgeous, adorable, and amazing and I love that little girl with all my heart. <3

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Oh, @Half-dude, calla lilies? Those are funeral flowers. Get Lilly some stargazers. Those have more personality.
 
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Half-dude said:
Ehem... correction, DOES... and proud of it.

Meanwhile I've happily been with Lilz for 7 years, how many relationships have I seen my friends and family get into and break out of over that time? I think we'll judge which relationships are the most successful in the end.
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You're happy you've managed 7 years? None of my inanimate objects have ever dumped me.
 
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Half-dude said:
Then shouldn't you be telling that to him instead of me?

Anyway we're going to drop further discussions about my girlfriend, and any further comments about her will be ignored.
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I'm telling you this because this kind of attitude will most likely end in pissing away whatever good will you still have left here on the site.
 
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Half-dude said:
Then shouldn't you be telling that to him instead of me?

Anyway we're going to drop further discussions about my girlfriend, and any further comments about her will be ignored.
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You realize no one here really cares about your autistic cars with cocks universe, right? We want to hear more about how you think jerking off on an ugly gook car is just the same as someones marriage to a human.
 
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