Artcow Half-dude / Ian Knau - Car Fucker

Cowlick said:
@NumberingYourState , don't quote me with things I never said nor did, & then attack things I also never said nor did.

@:thinking: , in this thread, it is, yet you felt the need to bring it up... Maybe that proves I don't belong on this site. Seems like reason to remove all mentions of me as I have long suggested!
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You belong in your own thread. And in a well filled with spiders.
 
@Half-dude What are your thoughts on Initial D and what is your favorite car from that series? Do you get erect from watching the 90s JDM cars drifting with loud eurobeat blasting?
 
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Oh fuck yes my nigga @Half-dude is back. :story:

I'm curious as to how you drive. Aren't you just drooling over all the sexy cars passing by? Ever been in an accident cause you were checking out a hot car?
 
Wow.. I go to sleep for a couple hours and I see the entire rise and thread banning of someone. O_o Well Cow_lick I don't know if you can even see this thread anymore but if you can: I didn't really get a chance to know you or know your story but you sounded like a nice guy. I'm sorry that you had a negative thread made about you.. probably best you just accept it and move on. It's never going to be taken down and ironically the more you ask the less likely it ever will be. Thanks for the posts though.
 
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Ginger Piglet said:
Can you draw a 2008 Vauxhall Vectra getting sand kicked in its face by a Holden Monaro?
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NumberingYourState said:
...Also a Truck of Peace stalking some VW Buggies.
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Well I don't know if I have much time for requests, aside that even simple drawings from me usually cost people around $20 -$40 dollars. : / But if I'm feeling generous/bored I'll try for you guys. Mind you it won't probably be in my best quality but more-so a sketch. Such as this sketch I did of a VW Jetta getting anal-beads pulled out of her ass lol.. there's a quote for you guys.

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NumberingYourState said:
You should get to know as much about Null as soon as you can!
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Is he the admin? I seem to remember that maybe being the case.
 
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Splendid Meat Sticks said:
@Half-dude, serious question: are you as attracted to electric cars as you are to gas ones?
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Electric cars, there's a double-edged sward there. I do like the looks of them for sure, well some of them. Cars like the Nissan Leaf are fucking ugly, which as a side note is wierd. Nissan makes some of the hottest cars, but at the same time some of the ugliest..*shrug* I think some of the early 2000s Prius' are pretty cute, The Chevy Volts are pretty beefy and hot.. they bring out my car gayness lol..

The problem is they're electric, they have no or tiny tiny tailpipes. That's like being attracted to a girl with no asshole or vagina.. how do you fuck that?? Well I guess they could give you BJs at least.. OS people in the future are going to have it rough..

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Super Collie said:
Null is the head honcho here even though he doesn't show his account as an administrator. He's also the person I'm making out with in my avatar, because reasons.
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Well wait then, so Null is a furry then? If so that's kind of.. hypocritcal isn't it? To run a site about making fun of people for sharing unpopular personalities/ideas? Or maybe he's not and you're making some inside joke about him.

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@Half-dude What are your thoughts on Initial D and what is your favorite car from that series? Do you get erect from watching the 90s JDM cars drifting with loud eurobeat blasting?
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That's the first mention of Initial D I've ever heard of to be honest. If it's like the images I see on a search I probably have to say I don't feel much. While cars of the 80s/90s can be cool looking they're not sexually appealing at all! OS people are attracted to body-types just like anyone else is. :)
 
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Okay, since you're just being completely open and honest about things and using terms like "hottest cars" and "car gayness" I feel like I can just ask you something semi in jest but still get a reasonable answer.

Where do classic cars fit into your interests? By that I do mean stuff like muscle cars from the 50's and 60's, but also stuff like the Model T. Is that like "vintage porn" to you?

Half-dude said:
Well wait then, so Null is a furry then? If so that's kind of.. hypocritcal isn't it? To run a site about making fun of people for sharing unpopular personalities/ideas? Or maybe he's not and you're making some inside joke about him.
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lmao Null is most certainly not a furfag. My avatar is a reference to a joke I made about getting "special favors" on the forum that someone else requested to yet another person to be drawn as a sketch in the Supporters forum, and when everything eventually came together I slapped it up as my avatar for the world to see. It's a little bit of a running gag for users to reference their "relationship" with him in their user profiles.

He's not without his skeletons though, nobody is perfect here. :drink:
 
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skiddlez said:
Oh fuck yes my nigga @Half-dude is back. :story:

I'm curious as to how you drive. Aren't you just drooling over all the sexy cars passing by? Ever been in an accident cause you were checking out a hot car?
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I am. o-o But it's not really hazardous to my driving, you're staring at car asses all day when you're driving too. The difference is that it means nothing to you, where as I get to have some nice juicy butts to stare at as I wait at that stop light lol.. honestly being OS has it's advantages sometimes.

But honestly man, I'm one of the safest drivers you could ever ride with. Lilly for example aside from being my lover is also my first car. I've had her since I was 20ish and I've been driving for about 10 years now with not only no wrecks but no tickets either.

I think honestly if OS people were more known about, we'd have the cheapest insurance plans in the world. The key difference between us and you guys is that when we're driving a car we see that we have that car's life in our hands as well as ours. It's trusting us not to crash it's face into something, so basically we're driving with the heightened defensiveness you all might drive if you had a baby in the back seat... all the time. That's one reason it makes me mad when people say "there was an accident today but luckily no one was hurt." Well the car sure the fuck was hurt now wasn't it bitch?!...huff.. sorry. o.o

Lol I love that Tommy Weiseu emoji lol. "heh heh heh, what a story Mark."
 
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Half-dude said:
That's the first mention of Initial D I've ever heard of to be honest. If it's like the images I see on a search I probably have to say I don't feel much. While cars of the 80s/90s can be cool looking they're not sexually appealing at all! OS people are attracted to body-types just like anyone else is. :)
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You might wanna give Initial D a watch though, it has Mazda Miatas in it, along with just about every other 90s Japanese sports car, with everything from the Civic to the FD RX7, Nissan 300ZX, Honda S2000, and more. It's also fun to watch, especially with how intense they depict the act of drifting.
 
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Half-dude said:
That's one reason it makes me mad when people say "there was an accident today but luckily no one was hurt." Well the car sure the fuck was hurt now wasn't it bitch?!...huff.. sorry. o.o
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Do wrecked cars horrify you? Is it like gore?

Like any cool classic cars? I like cars but... not like you do. Like most people do.

edit: Whoops, collie already asked that. My bad.
 
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