Artcow Half-dude / Ian Knau - Car Fucker

CIA Nigger said:
You might wanna give Initial D a watch though, it has Mazda Miatas in it, along with just about every other 90s Japanese sports car, with everything from the Civic to the FD RX7, Nizzan 300ZX, Honda S2000, and more. It's also fun to watch, especially with how intense they depict the act of drifting.
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OH.. I didn't know it was made into an anime, sure I'll give it a watch and let me know. I guess I do have to take what I said back in regards to the 99' Miata now don't I? <XD
 
Half-dude said:
There's a Mustang on Youtube called Disgustang
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Oh I know, I've seen the rule 34 in your FurAffinity gallery. :lol:

Half-dude said:
Don't even get me started on action movies.. being OS basically kind of ruined them for me.
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Pardon my potential ignorance here, because I've never seen a single one of them, but what about the Fast and Furious movies? I know in a "non Half-dude" sense they are basically considered "car porn" with all the gratuitous racing scenes and closeups of stuff under the hood. I'm not sure if cars actually get destroyed in those movies though. But if they do, do you sort of see them as extensions of the "bad guy"? Like, if the bad guy loses the street race and wrecks his ride does that still upset you?
 
So since different makes and models of cars have different personalities where does that put things like vans? Are they just extra thicc gurls? Are pickup trucks the saddle-up country chick?

I noticed on your FA you had a submission with planes in it. Are you also into planes? What about semi trucks? Construction vehicles? Or is it just cars?
 
Super Collie said:
So since different makes and models of cars have different personalities where does that put things like vans? Are they just extra thicc gurls? Are pickup trucks the saddle-up country chick?

I noticed on your FA you had a submission with planes in it. Are you also into planes? What about semi trucks? Construction vehicles? Or is it just cars?
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The planes are called aeromorphs (don't ask me how I know).

We need to get RatBat (notorious aeromorph artist) on this forum too, balance out Halfdude a bit.
 
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Half-dude said:
Speaking of Mitzi by the way, there was someone who wrote after I left, he was probably just a troll I dunno. But he was saying how I'm all emotion and I probably don't even know anything about cars, that did strike an annoyance nerve. I know tons about cars, I've taken college courses and I fix Lilly and Mitzi myself.. I don't trust mechanics one bit. With how protective I am of Lilly, the idea of mechanics intentionally hurting her to make a buck scared me so much that I basically learned how to fix her so that I wouldn't have to take her to places like that, and whenever I do I make sure the mechanics know I'm watching them the whole time.
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Yeah that was probably me. For a mechanic you speak in the strangest way about cars I have ever seen. Absolutely no details. I see that Fairlane has V8 badges yet you made no mention that it is packing a Y-block. That is rarefied air knowing the proper care and feeding of those things. But no specs.

Building and curating all of that specialized knowledge about your vehicle is mandatory for rare birds like that. Yet you showed absolutely none of that to prove your point. Instead it was just more emotion. Like I said, it's the strangest damn way of speaking about cars from someone knowledgeable about them mechanically I have ever seen.
 
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Half-dude said:
Yep basically, stereotypes lol. Now you know why Pixar basically made all their cars stereotypes. But yeah, some vans are pretty hot in a BBW kinda way. Lol

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I don't know if they're still called Aeromorphs if they're still looking like planes. Aeromorphs are those planes that look basically like human women with big fat airplane titties. I actually like planes non-anthro as ironic as that might sound coming from me. I looooooove airplanes, that glossy smoth skin, their gigantic size, all those damn CURVES! Those big fat round ass/tails.. hell they even have buttholes!

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Man I'd love to just walk up under that giant fat round tail and worship that thing. <3 Those big fat round engines hanging down like big milky titties or pendulous testicles.. depending on what your into. I don't know why people give airplanes whale style penises.. but I do think it fits..

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As for construction vehicles, I did draw a picture of one of those giant dump trucks, and just recently I was thinking of drawing a pinup of a TLB. I also did draw a picture of a semi-truck anthro'd they just look kinda odd. But I'm attracted to most vehicles that are huge.. I'm big into dom I guess.. so being around some bigger lover is pretty hot to me.
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So what car do you have in reality then?
 
I feel really bad for people who are sexually attracted to cars. You could break your dick off trying to have sex with a car, or permanently damage your penis in some way. It’s just seems not worth the risk to me. Those people need help.
 
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Half-dude said:
I wouldn't know, because like you I've also never watched the Fast and Furious movies, I've blacklisted them
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In a lot of movies the expensive cars aren't the ones damaged (owing to their value) with cheap fiberglass replicas made to look like the expensive cars often being used in their place to be totaled for the action sequence. How do you feel about that?

I'm surprised at how much car pop culture you don't watch or haven't seen yet I'd think you'd be the type of guy to be the admin of http://www.imcdb.org/ and giving star ratings to each car....

Also, I got to recommend Initial D as well and you can feel good that all of the cars are drawn or CGI rendered so no metal is twisted in the making of that anime.
 
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Sex with a car!?!! Do you even know how heavy a god damn car is? Those fucking things could KILL a human! Or, a guy is trying to stick his dick into the car, and the hard metal of the car bends the mans penis all the way back and his penis just fucking snaps and now he has a broke penis and he has to go to the doctors office and the doctor says what happened and he says he was SLAMMING his PENIS on a car! What is even the goal there? What is the motivation? Cars are not sexy. They are heavy dangerous pieces of machinery that are capable of ENDING A PERSONS life. You people seem to think cars are all just fun and games, but people’s lives are at risk.

And then the car crash aspect of it. What the hell is sexual about a car crash? Twisted metal.
 
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