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J.G. Ballard wrote a novel about the sexiness of car wrecks. Crash, it was called. It had a scene where a man fucks a disabled woman in an invalid carriage, in an open wound.
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J.G. Ballard wrote a novel about the sexiness of car wrecks. Crash, it was called. It had a scene where a man fucks a disabled woman in an invalid carriage, in an open wound.
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Yo, Half-Dude, didja know that you're mentioned in a podcast? In this episode of The Fplus, you're talked about a little. Go to around 19:14.
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What's your opinion on lawnmowers?
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Great movie...been waiting for well over decade for a damn Blu-ray release.
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Do you consider rental cars as a form of prostitution?
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When you pump gas, is that foreplay or cuckoldry with the gas pump?
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I seriously don't understand mainstream car enthusiasts.. they all look intolerable dude-bros to me.. for some reason I'm just a totally different breed of car enthusiast.
Its feeding with a naughty hint of dildo play. I love to message her ass while she eats.
Its feeding with a naughty hint of dildo play. I love to message her ass while she eats.
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@Half-dude are there any more correlations between automobile features and physical/personality/etc traits that you can share with us? Are convertibles sluttier than normal cars? Are Swedish cars more liberal than Japanese ones, etc.
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I have to be honest I’m a little surprised half-dude is not a mechanic. If you like cars so much you want to have sex with them but you forgot about like 90% of the car related material such as building the car from scratch. People who want to have sex with cars should be car experts! Your telling me the guys who watch fast and the furious care more about cars than the man who wants to have sex with the cars! How does that logic even work??!
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Yeah he's not bad, he got me with his Miata review back in the day, I thought it was hilarious. In recent years though I started finding his writing kind of intolerable, really pretentious rambling so far removed from anything that I can barely tell if he's even talk about the car anymore. Also, while kinda childish, I kinda got mad at him when I asked him if I could make title-screens for him using my car drawings and he said he wasn't interested. Not porn obviously, but he usually personifies the cars he reviews so I thought I could draw cartoon-ified versions of the cars with the personifications he gave them in said review but ... eh.
He is kinda dude-bro though too.
I really wouldn't read much into the personality type I introduced in that Porsche vore pic.. I mostly did that as fictional world-building. It's not something I do IRL..different cars can have all sorts of personalities it's not limited to their make and model no more then personality types are limted to nationalities in humans.
Yep her, lol. I actually want to do an alternate universe drawing at some point where Felicity (the blue feminist car) is there with Big Red during that infamous encounter but in the anthro-universe Felicity cut Big Red off before she could speak and says "She's reading fuck face!" lol
Looks pretty cute to me, I like the colored grille, almost like lipstick huh? I also love carlashes.. though they do look kinda trashy on some car's faces... and it's just hilarious on Camaros.. as they look like they just want someone to shoot them lol. I think they can feel their testicles shrink with every pasing moment lol.
I'd actually like to put some lashes on Lilly, just to see how adorable she'd look. <3
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I have another question for you. Aside from the babies in your anthropomorphized artwork, which is fantasy, is there a similar thing for you IRL? Like, if we're talking about a 2019 model car here fresh out of the factory is that jailbait? Does a car need to be a certain "age" before you feel comfortable oogling it?
edit: Is jump starting a car the equivalent of that movie trope where people get tortured by having battery clamps stuck on their nipples?
edit: Is jump starting a car the equivalent of that movie trope where people get tortured by having battery clamps stuck on their nipples?
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If you were forced to (like at gunpoint) how the fuck would you explain to your parents that you like (and draw) car impregnation porn?
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Everyone's asked about cars you find attractive, but what types and models of cars do you find specifically unattractive? Do you see pickup trucks as dumpy fat chicks? Do you find really blocky, square cars unappealing in the same way a person would find someone with an odd body shape unappealing? You also talk about cars having personalities, so are there any cars with personalities that you find off-putting or irritating? You know, like when you pass someone in the street and you think "I bet that guy's an asshole"?
That's what I'm most interested in. You've talked a lot about cars you like, so I want to hear the other side of it. If you could, I'd like it if you brought up some specific models (possibly with pictures for reference if you're referring to exact features).
That's what I'm most interested in. You've talked a lot about cars you like, so I want to hear the other side of it. If you could, I'd like it if you brought up some specific models (possibly with pictures for reference if you're referring to exact features).
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I guess I’m probably one of those dude bro car guys you hate haha.
Anyway here’s my M3 (or one that’s completely identical to mine) do you find it attractive? What would you rate it in a scale of 1-10?
Anyway here’s my M3 (or one that’s completely identical to mine) do you find it attractive? What would you rate it in a scale of 1-10?
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The "car guy" you describe is the dumb kid who just discovered credit cards. The guy who buys an $8000 car then bolts a bunch of shit on it and makes it a $5ooo car. Because racing and go fast. But they usually grow out of it. There is a whole world of people out there that are passionate about restoration and period-correct authenticity. Antique tractor guys, Delorean and Avanti collectors, the steam engine guys. Shit like that. The collector clubs are chocked full of them.
You don't match that profile either. They would jump at the chance to tell me date codes and casting numbers and that their engine is still correct even though the grind on their new cam is slightly more aggressive because on the 1/2 year in the police package... you get the idea.
If all you have done is basic tune up stuff and pulled a head off once. You ain't there yet. But probably will be in time. You're new. It takes decades to get there.
Also, good on you for keeping it original. Assholes always want to reengine that old iron for easier service (that they don't do themselves) and it always creates more problems than it solves.
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It is so refreshing to have the subject of a thread here on the Farms posting coherently, informative and excellent stuff! And able to engage in back and forth conversation. There are a few thread subjects who post, but most are just screaming nonsense or gibberish, like good old TJ!
I like cars generally of course. Some more than others for similar reasons to you, the look, without the sexual component! LOL
But, my passion is racing cars, particularly Formula 1. If I ever was going to spring a boner over a car, it'd be an F1 machine. So, I'd like your thoughts on how you view some of these cars. Are they sexy and curvy like an hourglass figured woman? Or do you see them as skinny, anorexic, no meat on their bones? Obviously I could post 100s, but here are 3 I'd like to hear your take on. And do you like auto racing, or does the worry of seeing a car get totaled keep you from that as an interest? Sadly, I have seen a lot of men and machine both die in races I have watched.
Actually, just occurred to me. F1 machines do not have eyes (headlights)! Does that make them non-cars in your view? HAHA
Anyway, appreciate your thoughts @Half-dude, and welcome back.
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I like cars generally of course. Some more than others for similar reasons to you, the look, without the sexual component! LOL
But, my passion is racing cars, particularly Formula 1. If I ever was going to spring a boner over a car, it'd be an F1 machine. So, I'd like your thoughts on how you view some of these cars. Are they sexy and curvy like an hourglass figured woman? Or do you see them as skinny, anorexic, no meat on their bones? Obviously I could post 100s, but here are 3 I'd like to hear your take on. And do you like auto racing, or does the worry of seeing a car get totaled keep you from that as an interest? Sadly, I have seen a lot of men and machine both die in races I have watched.
Actually, just occurred to me. F1 machines do not have eyes (headlights)! Does that make them non-cars in your view? HAHA
Anyway, appreciate your thoughts @Half-dude, and welcome back.
1965 Lotus
1973 Tecno
2018 Ferrari SF-71H
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