Artcow Half-dude / Ian Knau - Car Fucker

Are you saying you'd like me to point in photos of unattractive cars of what parts of it's body make it unattractive?

Yeah, that's what I was looking for. It's kind of hard for me to understand and relate the features of cars as attractive or unattractive, and I'm really trying to understand your exact perspective. I can understand things that are aesthetically pleasing and I understand to a degree that you can see cars in the same way someone would judge a human woman (nice, curvy body = attractive, boxy, flat body = unattractive) but it's difficult for me to relate specific features like you do (referring to hips, front, ass, etc.). Your comments on cars you found attractive helped me understand to a degree, so I'm trying to exactly understand how you perceive the features of unattractive cars.

Also, what's your opinion on car mods (like ricer shit)? Do you see it like bad plastic surgery, where a car you like can be ruined by a shitty spoiler or flashy rims? Are there any mods that you find appealing?

I assume with terrible ricing like this, it's a complete turn-off? I see it as really unappealing so I'm wondering how you see cars modded up like this.

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Thanks in advance-- I know I asked a ton of questions.
 
Dear Half-dude. I don't even have a driving licence. In your eyes, am I a deviant?

No? Why? In some cases I think it'd be better for us and the cars if some people never did!

I will admit. His Brave Little Toaster fanart of the Junkyard cars are kind of neat. Still amazed that he isn't chimping out over his own thread.

Thank you, I'm very proud of the Violet & Pinky story personally, so many people have said it made them cry which as a story teller is so awesome to hear. Some people have even told me it made them look at their cars differently and want to hug them, which as an OS person is also wonderful to hear. Part of me wishes I could post the story here, to show that I DO draw more then porn but.. I don't know if this the proper place to post such an emotional story.
 
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Sure no problem, I'll do my best. Well first understand that real cars don't have tits (unfortunately) so as far as typical human areas of sexual attractiveness, cars have faces, hips, and asses. I'll give some examples..

When it comes to faces the more obviously anthropomorphized the face is made to look can have a good impact on how attractive the car looks, also it's 'expression' can permanently effect the perceived personality the car will have.. weather or not it's true personality actually is the same as the face it was built with suggests. Usually the more 'face' the cars front looks like, and the more expressive it is affect face hotness. I need to add this detail though, like with humans, different people are attracted to different types of people. Im attracted to cute innocent adorable looking girls myself as aposed to fem-fatal dangerous looking girls. But I can also find naughty flirty looking girls hot too, and if they're a mix of cute and naughty.... damn. When it comes to male cars, just looking stereotypically male can look pretty hot.. you know determined, aggressive, ect. Though friendly playful boys can look cute too in a different way.

Hot faces:
Attractive-
https://i1.wp.com/hooniverse.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Bucky-Mustang1-650x486.jpg?resize=650,486
https://hips.hearstapps.com/amv-pro...l.jpg?crop=1xw:1xh;center,center&resize=900:*
https://ranwhenparkeddotnet.files.wordpress.com/2016/06/mazda-mx-5-miata-mk1-10.jpg?w=900
https://img00.deviantart.net/088f/i/2009/207/e/2/camaro_face_by_smithy9.jpg
Not attractive or boring-
https://www.sciencedaily.com/images/2008/11/081125161542_1_900x600.jpg
http://www.pngpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/PNGPIX-COM-Red-Ford-Taurus-Front-Car-PNG-Image.png
http://www.seriouswheels.com/pics-2005/2005-Lotus-Sport-Exige-240R-F-Close-1600x1200.jpg
(most Russian cars are unattractive both in face/ass/and body.. just big boxes.)
http://www.simoncars.co.uk/russian/soviet/slides/Lada 2106 1300 front.jpg

When it comes to bodies, curves are everything. Usually it doesn't even come down to luck as to weather or not cars have the right curves in the right place. Cars just naturally have the same body design as the human body weather intention or not. Basically it comes down to more is better in most cases just like a bigger butt or boobs is usually better, but if a car can obtain that wonderful hourglass figure it usually means a gorgeous car. Funnily enough where in humans this doesn't apply to the hotness of men, with male cars, having an hourglass figure is still sexy. I guess it's because male and female cars are pretty androgynous.

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So obviously Porsches and 07' era Mitsubishi Eclipses already have an unfair advantage in this area because they have fat lushious hips out the wazoo.. you can just imagine yourself laying over those huge butts and running your arm down over those milky hips..

Hot Bodies: (to clarify the body is just the sides of the car)

Attractive-
https://cdn04.carsforsale.com/3/673276/16848826/1003193744.jpg
http://www.egmcartech.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/2014-Porsche-911-GT3-From-Above.jpg
(the older 911 is still attractive but less so because it's hips are smaller and less pronounced..) https://i.pinimg.com/564x/5b/d9/62/5bd9627cf268ca4d5a0494f4fb7e62fb.jpg
http://newbeetle.org/forums/attachm...w-beetle-attezza-g-2-tail-light-dscn0209a.jpg
http://st.motortrend.com/uploads/sites/10/2017/01/2018-Jaguar-F-Type-rear-three-quarter-02.jpg
https://cdn6.bigcommerce.com/s-whhj...-style-06__24343.1484965098.1280.1280.jpg?c=2
Unattractive / Boring-
https://cars.usnews.com/static/images/Auto/izmo/i44062343/2018_honda_fit_angularfront.jpg
https://www.e-zrentacar.com/wp-content/plugins/advantage-vehicles/assets/STAR_800x400.png
http://st.motortrend.com/uploads/si...interpolation=lanczos-none&fit=around|660:439
https://res.cloudinary.com/carsguid.../v1/editorial/Mitsubishi_Outlander_2018_W.jpg

When it comes to the car's ass, a sexy ass is not angular or flat, avoid sharp edges at all costs. I may remember I put up a GIF a few posts back showing how if you cross-faded a girl's ass with a 350z's ass the shape is nearly identicle! The more girl-ass a car's ass is the sexier it looks.. it looks human but just.. gigantic. <3 To be honest, many cars don't have amazing asses, but they can be made up for with how hot their hips look.

Hot Asses:

Attractive-
https://www.audiworld.com/forums/at...01262901-removing-rear-spoiler-img2255xk2.jpg
http://carphotos.cardomain.com/ride_images/3/2520/2341/31298670048_large.jpg
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipe...k_on_Decatur_Street_in_New_Orleans_-_rear.jpg
http://image.superstreetonline.com/f/30996634+w+h+q80+re0+cr1/sstp_1012_02_o+2007_honda_civic_si+left_rear_view.jpg
Flat/ Unattractive-
https://www.carthrottle.com/wp-cont...-Corvette-C7-Rear-Angle-Wallpaper-680x453.jpg
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/01/b6/dd/01b6ddc772215640d5bd6f35ff9372f1.jpg
https://www.cstatic-images.com/stock/1170x1170/5/img-106636505-1479315882005.jpg
https://www.allpar.com/squads/photos/parade/diplomat/diplomat-rear.jpg

Now just with people though, one good trait and offset some bad traits. For example a car with an ugly face such as the Honda Crosstour, can make up for it with an amazing ass. Not only in shape but in it's huge size! <3
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipe...Accord_Crosstour_EX-L_front_--_11-25-2009.jpg
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipe..._Accord_Crosstour_EX-L_rear_--_05-19-2010.jpg


Believe it or not, cars have one more thing that can add sex appeal, and that's how their tailpipes look. Remember this is a car's genitals, so how perky, flashy, the size, or how they emerge from under dat ass can effect how nice they look.
Sexy pipes-
http://www.design911.co.uk/uploads/images/product/Tail_pipes/99104420010lr.jpg
http://dfklk0jrz9g9k.cloudfront.net/images/custom/776.jpg
As a note, while it's really rare, a center tailpipe is really sexy, I guess because it's more anatomically similar to humans.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-j-Was6_coVE/Vg_-7yqpCWI/AAAAAAAAKAA/xT7j_GEjG9E/s1600/toledo+cupra.png


To answer your other question about how I feel about mods. I actually made it onto the Fplus podcast AGAIN, at about 40 minutes in they start reading some of my stuff and one o those is a journal about me talking about car pimping.

https://thefpl.us/episode/275

Not to be mean or confrontational but I find all the cars you showed to be cute and charming but each to their own. Btw do you have and tv charaters that are cars that you like? Personally I adore Baby the Impala from Supernatral.
 
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Not to be mean or confrontational but I find all the cars you showed to be cute and charming but each to their own. Btw do you have and tv charaters that are cars that you like? Personally I adore Baby the Impala from Supernatral.
Christine is the best fictional car, tbh. I'd do her.
 
Not to be mean or confrontational but I find all the cars you showed to be cute and charming but each to their own. Btw do you have and tv charaters that are cars that you like? Personally I adore Baby the Impala from Supernatral.

You're not wrong either, they are, all those cars are "cute and charming" but to most OS people they aren't sexy.. as in.. sexy enough to want to fuck..
 
A little off topic but I wanted to post about it at some point and sooner is probably better then later. Who knows when this thread might be shut down due to any number of reasons.. its happened before.

But even as a member of the furry community I'm define myself as different. I mean already some furs don't like me because I primarily draw anthro cars. Some furs don't like the broad definition of a furry being "a fan of anthropomorphism" and say fur art has to be of an animal. Well even when I do art of animals I typically will draw pin-ups of animals even most furs never draw lol.. like mosquitoes and gold fish and plants lol.

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Yeah I have no idea who that guy is but I see that image all over the place, it's so over the top goofy with the longerie and stuff that for all I know that could be a parody. If it is real he sure has a hell of a lot different taste in vehicles then I do.

But I wouldn't be too surprised Shawn, I think we're a lot more common then you people feel comfortable considering, and the ones that haven't gone full 'sex' yet are at least OS-curious or believers in vehicle souls. Most people are just too insecure to be public about it is all. I've almost reached 1000 watchers on Furaffinity for my anthro-car art.
 
you tagged my post autistic, but you wish to fuck cars. and you 'you people'd me. the way i see it, thats four strikes right there. at this point i can only assume that the gent in the pic is your pops or somethin. theres a bit of a resemblance there.

listen man. cars arent individuals. they're objects. this is like the guy who calls his guitar 'she' or 'her', except people will think you are outta your tree or just a total joke. and its fine to rock that mentality. but be consistent, you know? draw a sexy bricklin sv-1 or something, not a buncha standard fare cars. your drawing skills arent bad. and it is good that you have an outlet for this...just dont let yourself get as disenfranchied as your dad did and fuck a hot tailpipe, ok? take care brobro, this shits too wild. im peacin out.

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