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So, what happens if he gets car-jacked?
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YOU HAVE COME TO A WORLD CALLED 'AMUSEMENT PARK BETWEEN' *whip crack*What ... The actual fuck ... Is THIS?! Kiwi Mom now completely frightened of nearby Magic Mountain, thanks Internet!
There is a carfucker community, if you were wondering, because of course there is.
i honestly think 98% of these weird as fuck people with these bizarre fetishes can be saved by just losing weight.
Both Jin and Taxman, the craziest of the pony waifu crazies, are thin, though, and neither of them particularly awful looking.
So, what happens if he gets car-jacked?
When I first discovered this guy I didn't think he would actually be trollable, but of course he went and responded to a year-old thread about himself to defend his tailpipe clogging fetish.
This is what he uses as "evidence" that his car wants to fuck him:
I had a friend who had an electrical problem in his car that made the dashboard dials flash like that. He drove it for a few miles, after which it overheated to the point where the engine warped and oil and fuel got in the cylinders. If he doesn't get his car checked out, he's probably killing his only lover, lol.
At this point, I'm tempted to say that letting your kid watch "The Brave Little Toaster" is tantamount to child abuse.You guys should read his Farewell Pinky series on dA. It's creepy and telling.
You know how the ending of Toy Story 3 was kind of awkward? How it was hard to imagine an 18 year old kid - who probably has nothing on his mind but video games and sex - saying goodbye to his childhood toys like that? Imagine if it was even more awkward. Like, unbearably awkward. And about a car. That's this comic.
Oh, what the hell, have an imgur album!
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You'd think that it can't possibly stretch this cringefest on any longer, but it just keeps going.You guys should read his Farewell Pinky series on dA. It's creepy and telling.
You know how the ending of Toy Story 3 was kind of awkward? How it was hard to imagine an 18 year old kid - who probably has nothing on his mind but video games and sex - saying goodbye to his childhood toys like that? Imagine if it was even more awkward. Like, unbearably awkward. And about a car. That's this comic.
Oh, what the hell, have an imgur album!
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At this point, I'm tempted to say that letting your kid watch "The Brave Little Toaster" is tantamount to child abuse.
Train fetish check.
Car fetish check
Now all we need is a boat and plane lover and we'll have the complete set