Half Life thread - Discussions about Valve's FPS magnum opus(es) and any related content (spin offs, expansions and etc)

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HL 3...is it still happening?

  • No and anyone that still thinks that it will is delusional

    Votes: 239 47.8%
  • Yes, they just need a few more years to perfect it so it can another game changer in the industry

    Votes: 133 26.6%
  • Shouldnt it be called "Two Lives and a half" instead?

    Votes: 81 16.2%
  • Half life is overrated, you neckbeard homos

    Votes: 47 9.4%

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Gman is not an antagonist or hero. He is an interdimensional? businessman. Chaotic Neutral maybe. I do not desire a bossfight with him. Sounds like fanfiction bullshit compared to what Valve would do. I would like to see a little bit of his game, maybe some more vague light on his employers. Do you think we're going to see him in the beginning again assuming this takes place after episode 2 with Eli's death? I'd honestly prefer a prologue to HL3 to basically be Episode 3 with Borealis, with the ice gun. And THEN HL3. But idk if Valve want continuity and pleasing fans. It would be an easy solution to Gaben's "mistake". Plus Borealis is an important location.
I like the idea of doing what the Beta was supposed to do and have the Borealis be the prologue. We're really, really, gonna need a way to get people up to speed with the game. I think Dark Interval had a good idea with dream sequences
 
Gman is not an antagonist or hero. He is an interdimensional? businessman. Chaotic Neutral maybe. I do not desire a bossfight with him. Sounds like fanfiction bullshit compared to what Valve would do. I would like to see a little bit of his game, maybe some more vague light on his employers.

I have nothing at all to back this up, but my hunch is that G-Man is a member of the Combine ruling class. My guess is that the Combine has such a labyrinthine structure throughout it's many dimensions that no one truly knows who is in charge anymore and the machine keeps chugging along without instruction. There's already hints that the command structure is quite deep since Marc Laidlaw has said that the Combine Advisors, the highest ranking members we have seen so far, are themselves victims of the Combine. As for why, maybe G-Man wants to end it. Or maybe he wants to take control of it. Maybe the Combine has served it's purpose and there is no further use for it. The whole reason for the Combine being interested in Earth specifically is that humans created portals within the same dimension, something the Combine struggle with. Yet it seems to obstacle to G-Man at all, he can teleport, he can stop time, he can kill advisors with a flick of the wrist. Maybe he's already gotten what he needs and he's just cleaning up the scraps.
 
Yes. Really hoping he makes more. How Valve hasn't hired this man yet is beyond me.
Yeah Im sure theyre in the works, Im in no way familiar with Source Movie maker but that shit has to be labor intensive, for what I imagine is a one man project. Maybe with the renewed interest HL3 will bring theyll hire on some outside contractors for supplemental projects
 
the best thing about the g-man is that he is left open for interpretation instead of having 247 pages of autistic lore, and valve knows it
leaving things open-ended to be filled in by speculation is a tactic for creating interesting narratives that writers always forget about. when you neatly tie everything up, people say "yep, that's it" then they fill out all the wiki pages and move on. if you leave large, curiosity-inducing mysteries lying around (without making things retarded and confusing, of course, there's a fine line here) you end up with people making stories of their own and waiting patiently for official resolutions for years

they don't autistically tell you everything about the lore so people always wonder what the fuck the combine really is and what the hell the gman is trying to do, and it's a bunch of fun that you don't even need to play the game to have

and no stalker civil protection officer i will not pick up that can, enjoy nova prospekt
 
they don't autistically tell you everything about the lore so people always wonder what the fuck the combine really is and what the hell the gman is trying to do, and it's a bunch of fun that you don't even need to play the game to have
I like combining (heh) the Combine units from 2/Alyx with the potential synths and units from the Beta to form a somewhat coherent picture of the Combine military workforce. Pretty cool to be honest.
 
I still think I would like to see the darker timeline than have Eli come back with a different VA. Same for Alyx. I want the originals back, new ones suck.
They should have just left him dead out of respect for Robert Guillaume. There was no real reason other than memberberries to bring him back.
Yet it seems to obstacle to G-Man at all, he can teleport, he can stop time, he can kill advisors with a flick of the wrist. Maybe he's already gotten what he needs and he's just cleaning up the scraps.
Yet he sometimes seems to need humans for various purposes. He doesn't appear to be (currently) hostile to the "good guys" our protagonists are, but he was present at Black Mesa during the Resonance Cascade. Did that come as much of a surprise to him as the rest of the world or did he actually personally set it up?
 
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They should have just left him dead out of respect for Robert Guillaume. There was no real reason other than memberberries to bring him back.
i assume they did it so alyx could enjoy gman prison for some reason we won't get to know for 9 years
and a few memberberries
 
I dont want to give these retarded monkeys any more credence than they deserve, but the the whole "Half life gas been slow boiling the frog with wokeness" is just so shit. I first played through Half Life 2 when I was about 14, never once did I think GODAMN THEM PUTTING NIGGERS IN MY VIDYA GAME, I felt then and still fell now that every Half Life 2 character serves there purpose.
Not that any HL2 characters are particularly deep, but every one of them fits [perfect into the story we gave laid before us, we spend maybe 10 minutes with Kleiner in the main game and we understand everything we need to know.
And as to Alyx Vance herself, I think this "Blasian" categorization is just stupid, I always viewed her as a high yellow light skinned Black girl, like Halle Berry. Who has always been an all-time crush of mine.
Some assholes will look for culture war retardation in the smallest of places, I guess it just lends them some small nugget of credulity. Especially the hard liner NO RACE MIXING types. Again sorry to drone on about this lads just I dont post often and when I see some mongoloid ranting about race mixing in my second favorite game I feel the need to let him know what a primordial mud slime he is
 
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I miss that one American Revolutionary War mod for GoldSrc, not leastly because the idea of an FPS where all you have is muskets just deeply amuses me.
 
In the developer commentaty the devs literally say every NPC was designed to have a purpose, and some that were an afterthought became legends like the guy who dies to an Antlion. In DEI they would be an afterthought at best. People are just retarded politispergs. Next you'll hear them say METAL GEAR SOLID is woke because there are like a few niggers in the games (that serve a purpose). Eli fucking dies in Half Life 2.
Would a DEI laced story with dogshit writing have that happen? If HL2 were made by Ubisoft, Eli would usurp Gordon Freeman at every turn he can get with the "black excellence" trope.
He does not. The existence of other races mean nothing. It's their portrayal. Is the character Stillman woke in MGS2? He was a black NYPD bomb disposal expert who failed to disarm his protégé's explosive and died as a result. His protégé surpassed him, and is white.

All political grifters should fuck off. You aren't half as racist as you want to believe you are; you're just retarded. Eli is a carryover character from Half Life 1. They decided to have him change in the design of HL2 since it would be a darker story. He loses a leg from the hellish events between HL1 and HL2. That's basic character progression you insufferable hacks. They made side characters in 1, NPCs rather; have more importance in 2's story.
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I dont want to give these retarded monkeys any more credence than they deserve
then you should probably try not doing that

i do agree that a few black people in a video game is not "woke" when they are actual good fleshed-out characters, instead of a delivery method for Current Year accepted morals dropped with all the tact and subtlety of a nuclear warhead going off. iirc the existence of an actual relationship between gordon and alyx is at least somewhat ambiguous. she also spends a lot of time separated from gordon and when she's present she's mostly not the main focus of the entire game, because the developers took special care to keep her from being excessively obnoxious. it's a pretty big leap to assume she's some direct ancestor of the snarky lesbian fat she-boon ninja with vitiligo who shows up and completely hogs the plot for 8 hours with a story about how she defeats her racist enemies with the power of queer solidarity or whatever the fuck

the main feature of woke bullshit imo is checking off a dozen diversity boxes at a time while waving it around blatantly in your face and not allowing any fun to be present in the video game which would be typically designed for having fun
 
Friends I am sorry I just wanted to share me love of Half Life and TheParryGods fan films with you. Shouldnt have brought up the idiots sorry Ive been boozing a bit
If were talking fan theories I really like that guys idea that the Combine has grown to a point that no one really knows what the fucks going on anymore.
I like the concept of G Man being one of the elite of the elite who is maybe enlisting Gordon to put an end to it all, his way. An infinite totalitarian bureaucracy that has forgotten what its even enforcing is a cool concept to me
 
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Friends I am sorry I just wanted to share me love of Half Life and TheParryGods fan films with you. Shouldnt have brought up the idiots sorry Ive been boozing a bit
a&niggers sperging out (in this case, about how black scientist npcs and mixed-race combat helper npcs directly lead to Current Year and the fall of the capital W West) get to us all sometimes
they aren't complete idiots though, i just think they have a very big axe to grind after tumblr niggers fucked up a bunch of their favorite series/genres/whatever and are now unfortunately letting it sour their perceptions of some classics that happened to contain plot-significant niggers
 
a&niggers sperging out (in this case, about how black scientist npcs and mixed-race combat helper npcs directly lead to Current Year and the fall of the capital W West) get to us all sometimes
they aren't complete idiots though, i just think they have a very big axe to grind after tumblr niggers fucked up a bunch of their favorite series/genres/whatever and are now unfortunately letting it sour their perceptions of some classics that happened to contain plot-significant niggers
I get why they act the way they do, I really do. I just dont understand how they retroactively justify chimping out on a 20 year old game that included diversity in all the right ways
 
If were talking fan theories I really like that guys idea that the Combine has grown to a point that no one really knows what the fucks going on anymore.
I like the concept of G Man being one of the elite of the elite who is maybe enlisting Gordon to put an end to it all, his way. An infinite totalitarian bureaucracy that has forgotten what its even enforcing is a cool concept to me
actually pretty kino; we have many aggressive warrior aliens that want to expand their territories and mindless drone species that exist to consume natural resources but a "we just invaded your planet and took all the water because form 12483-<alien gibberish>-q came and it says we need to find out how to do intra-dimensional teleportation because the gaseous fungus being in charge of keeping the only copy of the file forgot the encryption key AGAIN"
I get why they act the way they do, I really do. I just dont understand how they retroactively justify chimping out on a 20 year old game that included diversity in all the right ways
they do it because they're very sick of Current Year and moderate amounts of diversity makes them feel physical pain, sort of like a tumblr nigger does when they see a game set in medieval europe that doesn't have wheelchair-bound latinx trans bodies of color (but actually mostly justified unlike the tumblr nigger. go fuck yourselves wokelets you started this bullshit)
 
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actually pretty kino; we have many aggressive warrior aliens that want to expand their territories and mindless drone species that exist to consume natural resources but a "we just invaded your planet and took all the water because form 12483-<alien gibberish>-q came and it says we need to find out how to do intra-dimensional teleportation because the gaseous fungus being in charge of keeping the only copy of the file forgot the encryption key AGAIN"

they do it because they're very sick of Current Year and moderate amounts of diversity makes them feel physical pain, sort of like a tumblr nigger does when they see a game set in medieval europe that doesn't have wheelchair-bound latinx trans bodies of color (but actually mostly justified unlike the tumblr nigger. go fuck yourselves wokelets you started this bullshit)
Just an off topic note here I find one of the strangest bits of Half Life Lore is that the Vortigaunts are able to summon enough power together to both rescue Gordon and Alyx at the end of the game. And in Episode 2 completely stop G n from interfering. I just feel they've kinda been used as a get out of jail free card at this point
Theyre magical space shamans the fuck you want?
 
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Just an off topic note here I find one of the strangest bits of Half Life Lore is that the Vortigaunts are able to summon enough power together to both rescue Gordon and Alyx at the end of the game. And in Episode 2 completely stop G n from interfering. I just feel they've kinda been used as a get out of jail free card at this point
Theyre magical space shamans the fuck you want?
I never really had an issue with it since they were balanced out by being glass cannons and easily captured and killed by the combine as seen in hl2, they always seemed more like mages where they use their magic/electricity as a crutch rather than being physically powerful themselves. From some of the dialogue in the games, it seems the combine and vorts also knew of each other before the invasion like them knowing of the advisors. (could be due to vorts just being omnipotent and mindreading combine computers for info or whatever but the former idea is cooler).
 
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