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HL 3...is it still happening?

  • No and anyone that still thinks that it will is delusional

    Votes: 289 45.6%
  • Yes, they just need a few more years to perfect it so it can another game changer in the industry

    Votes: 187 29.5%
  • Shouldnt it be called "Two Lives and a half" instead?

    Votes: 101 15.9%
  • Half life is overrated, you neckbeard homos

    Votes: 57 9.0%

  • Total voters
    634
It was a bit sad to see so many people buy into the hype beforehand, people don't learn I guess.
if i NEED to piss and shit and cum for the hype train to keep going IT WILL BE FOR HALF LIFE... not some shitty ubislop, not for todd sixteen times da ditalz howard bugfest, not for the next unity asset flip indie shower ware...

MY!
SOY!
POGGING!
BELONGS!
TO!
GABEN!
 
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Kojima getting felted by frogs was really funny though
 
Im telling you all what happened... CS:2 won in some shitty category and GabeN Aborted the announcement. Thats what happened..! He said: that's enough NUKE the rest of it... then garbed an other wad of cash and showed up his own ass!
 
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>*knock knock*
>Sir are you there?
>*knock knock*
>This is a wellness check
>*knock knock*
>We had multiple suicide reports, just wanna check that you are alright
>*knock knock*
>Sir?...
 
valve is washed, i hope they never release hl3. they retconned the ending of episode whatever the fuck in hl:alyx because mark laidlaw gave a rough outline for how he was going to have the story direction go and they were tilted by it. now the gman can simply take people into the future to murder whoever with no chance of them to fight back or avoid it and he never extends this curtesy to freeman. valve talks all this big bluster about how they arent going to make a game or product that doesnt push the medium forward and yet they werent even going to put locomotion movement in hl: alyx till they had a meeting with stress level zero, the indie devs that made boneworks/bonelab who were already doing more advanced shit and valve realized they were cooked for letting these 3 jerkoff's show them up, you cant jump or even punch enemies or push headcrabs away, actions that are in countless shovelware garbage vr titles despite alyx taking out several metrocops in hand to hand combat saving gordon freeman the first time shes introduced in the series

i remember the first time i played hl2 after the airboat levels when i got to the resistance base, i was introduced to judy, and it was a breath of fresh air, this intellectual milf who recognizes my obvious greatness in the field of theoretical physics and then i hear this elevator and i instantly just knew, i just knew, alyx then comes off the elevator and starts getting into an argument with judy and i just knew they were gonna force the mutt girl on me and it bummed me out and just completely set the tone for the rest of the game, and then towards the end they imply that judy is some kind of coalburner with eli, it was awful

i simply dont think valve has it in them to make something that would live up to the expectations of hl3, it would be better to just not make it, they're a bunch of no nut bullshitters
 
valve is washed, i hope they never release hl3. they retconned the ending of episode whatever the fuck in hl:alyx because mark laidlaw gave a rough outline for how he was going to have the story direction go and they were tilted by it. now the gman can simply take people into the future to murder whoever with no chance of them to fight back or avoid it and he never extends this curtesy to freeman. valve talks all this big bluster about how they arent going to make a game or product that doesnt push the medium forward and yet they werent even going to put locomotion movement in hl: alyx till they had a meeting with stress level zero, the indie devs that made boneworks/bonelab who were already doing more advanced shit and valve realized they were cooked for letting these 3 jerkoff's show them up, you cant jump or even punch enemies or push headcrabs away, actions that are in countless shovelware garbage vr titles despite alyx taking out several metrocops in hand to hand combat saving gordon freeman the first time shes introduced in the series

i remember the first time i played hl2 after the airboat levels when i got to the resistance base, i was introduced to judy, and it was a breath of fresh air, this intellectual milf who recognizes my obvious greatness in the field of theoretical physics and then i hear this elevator and i instantly just knew, i just knew, alyx then comes off the elevator and starts getting into an argument with judy and i just knew they were gonna force the mutt girl on me and it bummed me out and just completely set the tone for the rest of the game, and then towards the end they imply that judy is some kind of coalburner with eli, it was awful

i simply dont think valve has it in them to make something that would live up to the expectations of hl3, it would be better to just not make it, they're a bunch of no nut bullshitters
To be fair Epistle 3 ended with Gman abducting Alyx so we basically skipped that whole thing, thus skipping Episode 3 and jumping right into HL3.
 
Yesterday was HL1's 27th anniversary and a week since the hardware reveal, so that's why.

Valve fans are the new Rapture predictors.
"The Bible guarantees it!"

How much longer until we can change the subheading to "Valve fans - the most cucked/cope fandom on Earth"?
 
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