Halloween 2018 - Jason or Michael?

Who would win?

  • Jason

    Votes: 26 76.5%
  • Michael

    Votes: 8 23.5%

  • Total voters
    34
Press X to Jason.

While Michael may be the prototype of movie slashers, Jason is god-modded slasher tier.

Jason has had at least two video games based on his hijinks. Michael has none.

Jason has killed Crispin Glover, the one girl from Destiny's Child, and his Mom killed Kevin Bacon. Michael was roundhouse kicked by Busta Rhymes. Granted, Jason was "killed" in part 4 by Corey Feldman, but Feldman has innate Wacko Jacko powers.

Jason makes mass murder into an art form, using anything from his trademark machete to harpoon guns to sleeping bags. Michael has used various killing methods, but his are rather pedestrian in comparison.

Jason went to space, has taken Manhattan, and also fought a dream demon. Michael fought the lady from the yogurt commercials and tried to rape his cousin.

Jason knows how to accessorize, sporting a slightly different look in each film. Michael is forever stuck in a boiler suit and a Willam Shatner mask.

Jason has a song written about him by Alice Cooper. Michael does not.

Jason has not had the indignation of being in a Rob Zombie movie remake. Michael has. Twice.

Only thing Michael has above Jason is John Carpenter's bitching theme song.
True, you played as Mary on the Atari and watched a pixelated mess that's Michael come at you and the kids with his theme song blaring at you every 20-30 seconds
 
I think Jason's movies are better overall. Even the not so great ones have decent kills. Plus he's an immortal zombie. What's the deal with Michael? Is he alive all the time or is he just way stronger than a normal person?

I hated the Rob Zombie remake that took away from the "average suburban kid kills sister. How could this happen?" And turned Michael into a slovenly piece of white trash from a white trash family that was borderline exceptional. How edgy.
 
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