Hamber's Bad news - Lets all speculate what traumatised the whale.

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Phalanx

Phalanx

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Other than the shocking realisation that Hamber has had where she will most likely die because she does not like effort.

In her recent video she alludes to receiving some very bad news.

We know the fags have never been in the house I think they are looking elsewhere for a new place to rent.

This means Hamber and Necky have to talk to the landlord and appease and try and see if they can continue renting the gay mansion.

I personally think the landlord served them notice as Ricky is the only one the with a technical job.

Speculate away Gorls
 
I don't think it's a diabetes diagnose, because I don't think hamber would consider that bad news. She doesn't care about her health.

My idea is something like yours
 
I'll take 'nothing happened' for 500.
AL invents tragedies, paints herself as a pathetic victim and forces out a tear or two (they're dry tears because they're mostly salt) at this point in her 'cycle' for asspats and sympathy, it's like clockwork.

It's the only regular cycle the woman has.

It's an attempt to swing the likes/dislikes ratio in her favour and to keep any jaded ambabies from diving head first into the 'haydur' pool.

That or she's hamming up the problems with her brother.
 
She is just teasing. Everything she does is to troll haydurs. I dont think its really bad news. But one can stay optimistic and hope it is really diabetes, bc it would be a blast to watch how she´d handle it.
 
I doubt it's anything new or interesting. She's probably upset because her layg still hurts or Walmart was out of Reese's.
 
Rokko said:
She is just teasing. Everything she does is to troll haydurs. I dont think its really bad news. But one can stay optimistic and hope it is really diabetes, bc it would be a blast to watch how she´d handle it.
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we already know how she handles her diabetes.
 
List of Stupid Speculations​
1. She's gonna be become homeless y'all
1a. The landlord's enough of their shit
or
1b. Eric and Ricky are abandoning whale and mini-whale

2. Amber's just realised she's gonna die (not likely)

3. Becky actually isn't ill and has left Amber

4. Becky actually is ill and it's serious

5.Becky's parents are staging an intervention Krystal style and it caused our gorl to have nervous breakdown
 
She couldn't find her rag-on-a-stick, because it turns out becky ate it, and now she has to use a metal latrine tub.
 
She’s lying for attention, obviously. That orange chicken money isn’t gonna magically end up in her bank account. On a serious note, I hope the fag duo moved out, leaving Amber unable to pay for rent.
 
Since 21st is YouTube payday so maybe she realized she has to actually film and upload to get paid. Or she got hit with the reality of having to pay taxes.
 
get yer tinfoil hats out, here's the potential crisis' that been going through my head:
  • Amber is running out of money
  • Beckster lost another family member
  • Diabeetus has caught up to Big Al
  • Amber's brother is homeless
  • Amber's mother is homeless
  • Dusty/Dana/ Krystool/ *insert lezbean cohort here* diagnosed with something serious
  • Twinkie Storr is dying [ feels :( ]
  • Gotta pay her taxes
  • Hit the big 600
  • Big Al lost a family member
  • Big Al has a nasty infection (actually pretty likely if you think about it)
  • Her one spaghetti bra broke
I think the mostly likely scenario is this: Amber either has diabetes, or a subset ailment that is threatening her 'health'. (which has been gone for years at this point)

Before you throw the :optimistic: at me, bear in mind that if it isn't health related, it's got to be a family member issue or it's all made up just so she can get the attention. This all being made up is likely as well, but to me, just based on the way her fat face said it, I believe it to be health related. Listen to her syntax and mannerism about it.

edited to add this tidbit: the Gays moving out is also a good bet. Then, Amber's 600 pound ass would be on the fire as to decide if she can afford to place with just her and Becky, or if she needs to move somewhere else. I can imagine this would be a big blow to her so kudos to those in this thread who mentioned it before me.
 
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