Hammerhead Beer Reviews / Chris Murray - Internet Tough Guy

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Hammerhead Beer Reviews/The Trucker and Beer Reviewer (Real Name: Chris Murray) is an internet tough guy and proud member of the anti bullying community from the United Kingdom, who often boasts about his reputation as a hardman with tales of how he used to be a heavyweight boxer, a rugby player and about the time some guy stabbed him in the eyebrow with Chris taking the blade out and then sticking it back in the wound to stop it from bleeding, all this before Chris knocked him out with one punch
...trust me, The Terminator has got fuck all on this guy.

Besides his tales as a hardman, he brags about his high paying Job as a truck driver which earns him around £5000 a week, (He claimed in a video that he spends around 2 grand a day...calling it peanuts)his house which has about two bocanys and that he has dated top models because according to him, women get horny at the sight of truck drivers. If anyone even dares to call him out on his shit, he accuses them of only being jealous of his achievements.

Despite being a member of the anti bullying community, he is known for bullying tactics such as spreading rumors about another YouTuber being a pedophile despite no evidence to support his claims, threatening to knock someone's teeth out for calling his friend names on YT.

Until 2016, one of his old tactics were to tag his soldier cousin Christer Gustaffson, a machine gun runner and a racist from Sweden who has bragged about killing dozens of Muslims. He claims to be a master of psychology as a result of his oh so special training and that he is a 6ft5 mountain man weighing 260lbs of pure muscle. Chris stopped tagging him after people became suspicious of the theory that Chris and his cousin were the same person.

The following are screenshots/videos and descriptions of Chris's antics:

At 9:05 Chris brags about his hardman exploits.


This is a anti bullying video with Chris implying that in order to combat a bully, you must bully them.


Chris has been involved in many feuds involving other YT users such as Mayoip, Ramblin'Man (real name Kevin) etc which I will eventually document in later posts but for now I explain what started his feud with Mayorip and Ramblin'Man.

In 2016, Chris made a video about Mayorip, threatening to knock the guy's teeth out if he ever spotted him on the street and that he should do the whole world a favor and drop dead. What was Mayorip's crime? Making the huge mistake of making a few videos bitching about Chris's friends Graham and Paul (007Vauxhall and WXPM) which Chris saw as bullying.

Chris's rant about Mayorip managed to grab the attention of Ramblin'Man who called him a hypocrite for threatening to knock Mayo's teeth out in a video about bullying. Chris excused his behavior with "A person bullying the bullies is not a bully but a Vigilante"

Chris decided to prove that he is not a bully by offering to meet Kevin for a fight and warned him not to bring any friends or else they would all end up in hospital at the hands of some serious muscle from Eastern Europe.

Here are some of the videos that angered Chris.


His response:


A tour of Chris's 'expensive' house that you certainly should be jealous off.



His cousin: https://plus.google.com/107369376809851451277


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Here are a few screencaps of Chris talking about hard he is and that he is not to be messed with.

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Here are a few screencaps of Chris's feud with Ramblin'Man.

But who is in the wrong? You decide!
 

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I don't have the next few days free to read the whole of that YouTube comment feud but nothing seems particularly funny about this guy, honestly. That's just the average YouTube comment argument between two absolute nobodies in a niche YouTube community, in this case I guess it's the beer reviewer corner. You can find the exact same thing in vinyl collecting, or vintage computer dumpster diving, or taxidermy, or any number of fringe pass-times. Internet tough-guys are a dime a dozen.

That third video you posted has a very eerie found-footage vibe to it, though.
 
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I don't have the next few days free to read the whole of that YouTube comment feud but nothing seems particularly funny about this guy, honestly. That's just the average YouTube comment argument between two absolute nobodies in a niche YouTube community, in this case I guess it's the beer reviewer corner. You can find the exact same thing in vinyl collecting, or vintage computer dumpster diving, or taxidermy, or any number of fringe pass-times. Internet tough-guys are a dime a dozen.

That third video you posted has a very eerie found-footage vibe to it, though.
Did you watch the video showing his expensive house, his dealing with a dickhead and answer your comments video (9:30 is when his bullshit starts)

I could also post videos of a feud that his 'cousin' got into including one of him being shifty when talking about his cousin hence why people think his cousin is his alt.
 
Did you watch the video showing his expensive house, his dealing with a dickhead and answer your comments video (9:30 is when his bullshit starts)

I could also post videos of a feud that his 'cousin' got into including one of him being shifty when talking about his cousin hence why people think his cousin is his alt.

The house tour is about as interesting as a documentary on how packing peanuts are made. The other one is 19 minutes long but from what I watched he just makes a lot of empty threats towards some other reviewer that he isn't going to act on. There isn't really anything eccentric or amusing about it; maybe it's funnier if you know who these people are.

Easily angered, claims to be harder than he is, talks non-stop, starts feuds over nothing and drinks - this guy is literally every regular at every pub in England.

I just don't see the lolcow here.
 
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The house tour is about as interesting as a documentary on how packing peanuts are made. The other one is 19 minutes long but from what I watched he just makes a lot of empty threats towards some other reviewer that he isn't going to act on. There isn't really anything eccentric or amusing about it; maybe it's funnier if you know who these people are.

Easily angered, claims to be harder than he is, talks non-stop, starts feuds over nothing and drinks - this guy is literally every regular at every pub in England.

I just don't see the lolcow here.


I will be posting the videos that fit the lowcow caliber such as this.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hu-GIJUnPBA

Did you read the massive screenshot in the OP.
 
I will be posting the videos that fit the lowcow caliber such as this.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hu-GIJUnPBA

Did you read the massive screenshot in the OP.

I just read most of it, and I've seen hundreds of bitchfights exactly the same in the YouTube comments, as well as heard them at the pub, and I don't even go to pubs that often. He's kinda full of himself and he makes a lot of empty threats - that isn't a lolcow, that's just the bloke people tolerate in Wetherspoons because he's always sat at the bar trying to talk to strangers and no one ever replies to him because he won't stop talking once you let him.

That video isn't lolcow at all, it's the holidays and he made a short goofy video. Compare with the Chandler Christmas Special or something. There's no shocking, sad or funny content, it's just silly.

All your thread has really done is made me want to go grab some beers, if I'm honest.
 
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Just annoying, not a lolcow.
He reminds me of that friend in high school who was on a sports team, but wasn't the best and constantly one-up'd everything you said.
 
Chris's rants on islam (trigger warning)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iDDCcUk7Uk8
His friend's YT channel (who Chris describes as a Philosopher with an Oxford degree:
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UC4RsqzWNZZuWFEnenmTFmuA
Chris's views on obesity (trigger warning)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PLWxeer4x1dYpEevsDjokubpmUT_ETv4gF&t=3s&v=bdVP5UPHPVU


Make sure to look at huge screencap and the dramatics link for screencaps of him and his cousin. Check out the three videos of Mayorip if you want to see a lolcow (or should that be horror cow?)
 
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The Puritans and those in their group have not been very entertaining funny in general and this individual is no exception. I'm moving this to spergatory.
 
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