Handcuffed five times?

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GrandNumberOfPounds said:
Like GFYS said, security guards (unless they're off-duty cops moonlighting) usually won't handcuff a perpetrator unless they're a real threat (like GFYS said, a threat big enough to risk a civil suit over). Unless Chris was tardraging and they thought he was a threat to others or himself, or the rent-a-jerkops were off-duty jerkops, he shouldn't have been handcuffed just for loitering. Throwing a tantrum and threatening people, maybe, but not for loitering, unless mall security had LEO's on staff.
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Dude, when has Chris ever been upset and NOT thrown a tantrum? It's the only way he knows how to deal with stress
 
Maybe this is a new cwc measurement of time. Like "three handcuffings ago, I was so lonely."
 
CatParty said:
Maybe this is a new cwc measurement of time. Like "three handcuffings ago, I was so lonely."
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Chris has bizarre measurements for things due to the 'tism. I'm surprised he hasn't adopted an "outrage meter" for himself.

"I AM OFFENDED TO THE MAX! THOSE JERKOPS SET MY OUTRAGE METER TO 100%!"
 
Da Pickle Monsta said:
Chris has bizarre measurements for things due to the 'tism. I'm surprised he hasn't adopted an "outrage meter" for himself.

"I AM OFFENDED TO THE MAX! THOSE JERKOPS SET MY OUTRAGE METER TO 100%!"
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Now that you mention it, he has expressed love for God of War so he might Rage of the 'Tards bar where he can enter 'Tard Rage by pressing L3 and R3 simultaneously after being angered enough.
 
Not even Occupy Wall Street protesters have been handcuffed as much as Chris.
 
Christ-ian said:
Da Pickle Monsta said:
Chris has bizarre measurements for things due to the 'tism. I'm surprised he hasn't adopted an "outrage meter" for himself.

"I AM OFFENDED TO THE MAX! THOSE JERKOPS SET MY OUTRAGE METER TO 100%!"
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Now that you mention it, he has expressed love for God of War so he might Rage of the 'Tards bar where he can enter 'Tard Rage by pressing L3 and R3 simultaneously after being angered enough.
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Unfortunately, 'Tard Rage's cool down is crashing into slumber. Otherwise Chris would have a great life hack.
 
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