Handsome Men Thread - Men Female Kiwis (and gays) think are handsome

Long-hair era Adam Lazarra. Aged the best of anyone in TBS, also I love his chainsmoker sailor voice.
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This being KF and all I'm sure I'll get some ribbing for this, but Michael B. Jordan is probably the only black man on Earth I'd let touch me. I just watched Sinners and not only was he great in it but he's the only decently young male actor in Hollywood today that can project authentic masculinity on screen. One of the reasons I never had any interest in watching those Dune movies is because I just cannot buy Timothée Chalamet as a leader amongst men, especially as Paul Atreides shares parallels with the Prophet Muhammad. I can't even realistically buy that Chalamet is attracted to women, let along a warrior and a war leader. Michael B. Jordan plays action fantastically with genuine charisma. From the little I've seen of Black Panther he gave the most dynamic and compelling performance in that movie as well.

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The Crescent King said:
One of the reasons I never had any interest in watching those Dune movies is because I just cannot buy Timothée Chalamet as a leader amongst men
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In the book he is about 15 when it all starts and he is supposed to be slight and young, then the action takes place over a few years and he grows up. That sort of thing is quite hard to cast, but chalamet doesn’t work at all. He just looks like a fruity little squirrel, not a young man who’s just had his world destroyed and is forced to grow up and become a leader of men. For all its flaws, the David lynch version was visually brilliant, and way better cast.
 
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I usually have a weirdly heavy distrust of/bias against blonde men, but this wonderful goof of a man named Paddy Pimblett has me won over. Adorable and wholesome af.
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Honourable mentions to Robert Sheehan and Tomer Capone. I think I have a thing for the slightly fey scrungly drug-fucked characters.
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The Crescent King said:
This being KF and all I'm sure I'll get some ribbing for this, but Michael B. Jordan is probably the only black man on Earth I'd let touch me. I just watched Sinners and not only was he great in it but he's the only decently young male actor in Hollywood today that can project authentic masculinity on screen. One of the reasons I never had any interest in watching those Dune movies is because I just cannot buy Timothée Chalamet as a leader amongst men, especially as Paul Atreides shares parallels with the Prophet Muhammad. I can't even realistically buy that Chalamet is attracted to women, let along a warrior and a war leader. Michael B. Jordan plays action fantastically with genuine charisma. From the little I've seen of Black Panther he gave the most dynamic and compelling performance in that movie as well.

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Same, Chadwick Boseman was also really fine in Black Panther alongside MBJ. RIP!

Another one for me was Tony Todd (also RIP) in the original Candy Man. So haunting and handsome.
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And true, I can only see Timmy as Timmy in every role he’s playing.
 

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Mr.Noodle said:
surprised no one has said richard gere yet, his voice particularly does it for me i think its very unique. i wish he made more films before getting on chinas bad side (and poor dudes gerbil rumour only came out cuz he spilled chicken juice in some guys car or something)
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The gerbil rumor probably ruined him for a lot of women(and men)
 
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The Crescent King said:
This being KF and all I'm sure I'll get some ribbing for this, but Michael B. Jordan is probably the only black man on Earth I'd let touch me. I just watched Sinners and not only was he great in it but he's the only decently young male actor in Hollywood today that can project authentic masculinity on screen. One of the reasons I never had any interest in watching those Dune movies is because I just cannot buy Timothée Chalamet as a leader amongst men, especially as Paul Atreides shares parallels with the Prophet Muhammad. I can't even realistically buy that Chalamet is attracted to women, let along a warrior and a war leader. Michael B. Jordan plays action fantastically with genuine charisma. From the little I've seen of Black Panther he gave the most dynamic and compelling performance in that movie as well.

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MBJ is hot AF. I also appreciated how much focus there was of pussy eating there was in that movie. You don't normally see that as everything is usually dick focused.
 
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I can't even realistically buy that Chalamet is attracted to women
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If you look at the nepo babies he dates, Lily Rose Depp, Madonna's daughter Lourdes and Kylie Jenner, you can tell what he is really attracted to is money.

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Koji Yakusho was really attractive when he was younger. But east asian moids are all misogynists and johns, especially the famous ones.
 
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Vect said:
That's a healthy way to look at it.

'K, (a) guilty crush, Aaron Taylor Johnson, possible new James Bond (right).

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Saw him in 28 Years Later and yeah, he can get it.
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Also: Afrikaner Sharlto Copley. His Kruger look is great, despite Kruger being an awful person.
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Not a specific man, but I don't know if there's a better fitting thread for this. I consider the dadbod the peak male body type. It sickens me how some have tried to rewrite history, have tried to slander the dadbod and pretend that it ever referred to the body type that I will put in this spoiler to protect your eyes.
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THIS, despite what the cope caption below it suggests, is  indeed a dadbod.
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Thank you for your attention to this matter!
 
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