Handsome Men Thread - Men Female Kiwis (and gays) think are handsome

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I'm a sucker for MJ. But holy shit that lip bite... :oops:

(Somebody has to be the stunning and brave autistic retard of this thread 😂)
 
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Soso said:
actor from Spain
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Spanish actors? have two more

The spanish cult classic Tésis (1997) asks the not-so-brave question of "what annoying and obsessive filmbro is worth engaging with as a female college student."
since the movie has a love triangle despite being a murder mystery, audiences remain eternally vexed.
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The masc guy seems the directors favorite cause his actor is his muse
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but the long-haired one is the winner with the masses, at least in spain.
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Who wins in kiwi-land? I think they both look a bit like mice in a good way.
 
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Ville Valo, lead singer of HIM
"That's just a generic trashy Spirit Halloween vampi-" SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KXIkCkPkoZcHave this too
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Fuuuuuuuck yes! He has a voice that literally makes it feel like he's singing to/about me. From a tween and now 20+ years later, cringey or not, he always has that special place in my heart.

Also adding this gem 🖤
 
MerriedxReldnahc said:
My dearly departed Great-Grandma Reldnahc had a crush on Dick Van Dyke, she thought he was so cute. She loved him in Mary Poppins, which was her favorite movie. :heart-full:
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My great grandma had a crush on Clark Gable and she used to take my grandpa to see Gone With The Wind multiple times.
 
MerriedxReldnahc said:
My dearly departed Great-Grandma Reldnahc had a crush on Dick Van Dyke, she thought he was so cute. She loved him in Mary Poppins, which was her favorite movie. :heart-full:
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General Patton said:
My great grandma had a crush on Clark Gable and she used to take my grandpa to see Gone With The Wind multiple times.
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I should feel old, like really old, and yet, I don't. Handsome men are handsome in every age.
 
pork and beans said:
Spanish actors? have two more

The spanish cult classic Tésis (1997) asks the not-so-brave question of "what annoying and obsessive filmbro is worth engaging with as a female college student."
since the movie has a love triangle despite being a murder mystery, audiences remain eternally vexed.
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The masc guy seems the directors favorite cause his actor is his muse
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but the long-haired one is the winner with the masses, at least in spain.
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Who wins in kiwi-land? I think they both look a bit like mice in a good way.
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Based on personal observation men from that part of Europe are unusually good-looking, probably the nicest on the whole continent. I definitely prefer the more masculine looking gentleman but I think the long-haired guy would be catnip for alt girls and a lot of ladykiwis based on their posting.
 
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Pilou Asbæk as Straker in the Salem's Lot remake.
 
General Patton said:
I love me some hot royalty.

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Too bad Louis-Auguste XVI didn't look as good as Louis Cunningham. I binge watched this show and got pulled into another British blonde historical role.
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He was alright when he was young. He only packed on the pounds later in life.

Henry VIII was also handsome and athletic until a leg and head injury led to him becoming obese and amplifying his notorious temper.
 
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