🐱 Hannity Has Message About Americans Trapped In Afghanistan And It Is MMMMMMMM, MyPillow!

Hannity Has Message About Americans Trapped In Afghanistan And It Is MMMMMMMM, MyPillow!

This is just getting weird.

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Sean Hannity is having the oddest bit of -- is the word "fun"? Yes, it seems like he's trying to have "fun" with the debacle of the US withdrawal from Afghanistan. Bringing a little bizarre levity to the devastation! Because that's what we need right now.

He seems to be doing this with his promos for his sponsors on his afternoon radio show. For instance, the other day, he literally said with his mouth, "There is a stampede, not only out of Afghanistan, but a stampede away from high prices, overpriced service from the big carriers like Verizon, AT&T, T-Mobile. The average family making the switch to PureTalk." That's right, it's not just a stampede out of Afghanistan, it's a stampede to low prices for cell phones! All he's missing is a green screen and scenes of a depressing used car lot. We feel like he should be wearing a cowboy hat probably?

Tuesday, he did it again. This time it was even weirder and also grosser. Are you the family member of an American trapped in Afghanistan who can't get to the airport in Kabul and probably the Taliban is going to kill them? Freaked out about that and losing sleep? Know what'll get your ZZZZZZ's back on track? MyPillow! Just kidding, MyPillow probably won't even help, but anyway, let's talk about MyPillow!


No really, he said all this:

SEAN HANNITY (HOST): How would you like to be in Kabul today, as an American, and you can't get to the airport? Where are you thinking your life is headed? If you're one of those family members, I bet you're not sleeping. I don't even think My Pillow can do it. MyPillow.com. That's where I go. I fall asleep faster, I stay asleep longer. These are going to be a lot of sleepless nights for so many of our fellow Americans. We've got to get them home.

Just ... what the fucking ... WHY? Who is he playing to here? Who is he amusing? We get that he's Sean Hannity so he's a garbage human, but we don't even understand his point. Is he just really stickin' it to Americans whose family members might get murdered by the Taliban? Was that on the "own the libs" list this week or something?

As the Daily Beast notes, Hannity has had other disingenuous things to say about the Afghanistan debacle. And then, when it's time for a sponsor segue, he does ... this weird thing. Of course, the Beast and others are also noting that this latest MyPillow plug is kinda funny, considering how two seconds ago the MyPillow Guy was having a conniption and hurling blame because Hannity and Laura Ingraham aren't giving any time to his weirdobonkers election fraud conspiracy theories. Take that, Mike Lindell! Hannity just said your shit pillows won't even help people worried about their family getting murdered by the Taliban!

In summary and in conclusion, Sean Hannity is a disturbed and sad little man, and when Stephen Colbert reported on this, he referred to Hannity as a "dead-eyed Lego man" and we are just mad we didn't come up with that first, the end.

 

[Fibonacci]

Mike Lindell should run an air drop of MyPillows to the Americans left behind in Afghanistan. Might help drown out the sound of explosions, gunfire and crying, if nothing else.

 

[Beautiful Border]

The person who wrote this article sounds like they have no craic

 

[Bogliacci]

Virtually all the americans trapped in Afghanistan are libtards and military contractors, you made your bed now you gotta lie in it.

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

The only response this warrants is "Seethe, cope, dilate".

 

[DumbDude42]

>professional media personality is a shameless corporate shill

wow! what a surprise! nobody would have expected this!

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

>professional media personality is a shameless corporate shill

wow! what a surprise! nobody would have expected this!

At least he is getting paid to be a shameless corporate shill unlike the Facebook, Twitter, Apple, Google and DNC Shills on the left.

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

Smothering your family with My Pillow would probably be faster and more humane than what the Taliban have planned for any Americans they find.

 

[DumbDude42]

At least he is getting paid to be a shameless corporate shill unlike the Facebook, Twitter, Apple, Google and DNC Shills on the left.

what? facebook, twitter, apple, google, and dnc employees all make obscene amounts of money for the 'work' they do

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

what? facebook, twitter, apple, google, and dnc employees all make obscene amounts of money for the 'work' they do

Oh I was talking about MSNBC and CNN talking heads shilling for those groups, not the groups themselves.

 

[DumbDude42]

Oh I was talking about MSNBC and CNN talking heads shilling for those groups, not the groups themselves.

do you think the people working for msnbc and cnn are unpaid volunteers who do it for free like internet jannies? they aren't, they make big money for their shilling.

the only unpaid shills out there are politispergs on twitter who spend their free time dunking on orange man for likes and retweets.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

do you think the people working for msnbc and cnn are unpaid volunteers who do it for free like internet jannies? they aren't, they make big money for their shilling.

the only unpaid shills out there are politispergs on twitter who spend their free time dunking on orange man for likes and retweets.

Okay so since you are being obtuse.

Mike Lindell is an Advertiser.

He seems to be doing this with his promos for his sponsors on his afternoon radio show.

Sponsor, Mike Lindell hands Hannity money for doing this. Are CNN paid for their work? Yes but Mostly by Big Pharma not the Dems.

 

[The handsome tard]

Sorry US citizens, I cant GIVE escape, but you can have a little MMMMM Mypillow!

Honestly, might as well drop some cyranite pill drops so the americans know that their leaders at least "kind" enough to offer a different type of "way out".

Trust me, compared to what the Taliban has in store for you, death wont look so bad in comparison.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

That's pretty funny tho

 

[totallyrandomusername]

Honestly, might as well drop some cyranite pill drops so the americans know that their leaders at least "kind" enough to offer a different type of "way out".

If we're assuming sodium cyanide, trust me, it is anything but "kind". It is a really bad way to go, and if you fuck it up, you most likely won't die, you'll only get 1/2 your face melted instead.

 

[The handsome tard]

If we're assuming sodium cyanide, trust me, it is anything but "kind". It is a really bad way to go, and if you fuck it up, you most likely won't die, you'll only get 1/2 your face melted instead.

Hey, I never said that they came with proper instructions. Thats why the nazis shot themselves right after taking on the off chance that it didnt work.

 

[Corpun]

Why do Wonkette headlines all read like they are AI generated?

 

[TaimuRadiu]

God I'm tired of hearing about pillowfaggot. People are also saying TEH DEEP STATE haxxed his symposium when in reality it's boomertech.

 

[LordofTendons]

A few My Pillows might have cushioned the fall for those people falling from the planes taking off from Kabul.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

God I'm tired of hearing about pillowfaggot. People are also saying TEH DEEP STATE haxxed his symposium when in reality it's boomertech.

If anything, the Deep State (if it exists, which it doesn't) would want his symposium to go on because it showed how batshit insane him and his claims are